So I did something pathetic last night. I watched the commentary (again!) and wrote down some of my fave Rob quotes. I had to post them for you guys, so we can all laugh and admire how adorable he is. Please don’t judge me!
"The moral of this thing is to never trust the guy that plucks his eyebrows. There's always something suspect."
"I'm talking to them about how much I hate cookies. I'm like, listen guys, have you read the book? We are not supposed to be eating."
"Wow, he's a superhuman moron. He wears lipstick, wears a little buffont and does a circus act."
"Girls, it always a game to them relationships. Go around stomping on everyone. Look at this poor guy in the back with his collar up, he's just going to get ruined by women."
"I thought I was supposed to have a fake 6-pack in this scene. I thought I was going to have Cam super imposed... I'm just a sweaty guy."
Of course, I had numerous other faves, but then what would you all talk about. What was your fave comment during the commentary?
Well, things just keep getting weirder for me now…
On Sunday night, we actually watched the commentary together. That’s right. In fact, when I started to watch the commentary without him, he got mad and said I had to turn it off and wait on him.
We watched it all, and he laughed throughout, and said he thought Rob was quite funny during the whole thing. I couldn’t believe it. Then yesterday he said he wanted to watch the rest of the special features (of course, I’ve already watched them all but said I didn’t mind doing it again with him).
AND, to top of everything, he said he wanted to see Little Ashes and How to Be and we should see where they are showing. Seriously, he was on his iPhone Google-ing Rob. I even heard him watch the infamous Jizz in my Pants video.
So, now I’m wondering… Who is this man in front of me and where did my actual husband go?!? Oh, and if your the one that stole my real hubby, that’s fine. I kinda like the new unicorn that lives in my house! He is just awesome!
Last night, I succumbed and went and bought Twilight at Target (rather than waiting till my preordered one would
Three discs of yummy goodness!
arrive God knows when). We went home, tucked the kiddos to bed, then me AND my hubby both stayed up to watch it. And guess what? After fighting me almost tooth and nail on all the Twilight stuff, my husband ACTUALLY LIKED THE MOVIE!!
Not only that, but he caught on to all the fun stuff that we all enjoy (or hate) about the movie, and said fun things like this:
“Kristen is pretty hot, but why does she keep blinking so much?”
Then after watching the movie, he actually WANTED to watch the extended/deleted scenes. And we watched them all, plus the vampire kiss montage (which, we both said WOW too!) and Rob’s piano scene.
But the BEST part of the night happened after we went to bed. NO, not that!! He just asked me all kinds of questions about Twilight, things like how the vampires were created and where the next books were going. He won’t read the books, but that’s just because he doesn’t read, but I think he is one step closer to understanding it all.
So, this blog is dedicated to my hubby for at least trying out Twilight, and then realizing that you don’t think its that bad of a movie. AND I will take you up on the promise to see New Moon with me!!
And one more thing, because we had such a long conversation about the “jizz in the pants” scene, I’m dedicated this video to you!
Since I worked 13 hours yesterday and stayed up late Twittering about the Twilight DVD release (which, I do not even own yet UNLESS you count the one somewhere between here and Target HQ), I am not feeling the whole “creativity” thing. So, let us all celebrate Twiday with some fun videos!
IT’S ROBERT PATTINSON BITCH!
AND THE SEQUEL!!
Thanks to JBell for finding these and posting to Twitter!!
To celebrate the return of our Xbox 360 (after it suffered the three rings of death and had to be shipped to get fixed) and, more importantly, the return of Guitar Hero World Tour, I have to post this video of my sweet little Robbie. He’s trying so hard to play Rock Band, and this is further proof that just because you can play guitar doesn’t mean you can play Guitar Hero (or vice versa, unfortunantly for me).
I love this video for numerous reasons.
1. We get to see that adorkable side of Rob, which is soooo endearing!
2. The lame ass girls who don’t even seem to realize all the hotness sitting right there with them.
3. The way he starts to just make it up when he doesn’t get it (cause that is soooo what I would do).
And once again, similar to the GQ fangirls who screwed up their big opp, these girls missed their own opportunity to help “show” him how to play. The girl in the green shirt started to get there, but she didn’t quite get it right. She should have reached over, hands on his hands, helping guide him…. But I digress.
Guitar Hero is back in my house, and its good I’ll have something to keep me busy till my Twilight DVD finally arrives next week!
I, too, wished they left blood typing in the movie. Yum!
Now that Access Hollywood has shown us 3 of the deleted scenes from Twilight, all it does is make me think about all the scenes that were left out in the process of making a book into a movie. (BTW, I think the editors were right to leave everyone of these scenes out. The kissing and biting scene, while amazing, do not make sense with the book, and the woods scene just doesn’t connect with the movie story, just the book.)
Do not get me wrong…I don’t expect perfection when going from book to movie. It’s silly to think a movie will be an exact depiction (sorry if I offended some one, but it is silly). So, here are my top 3 scenes that were in the book, but not in the movie:
1. The Blood Typing – I like this scene because we get to see some real interaction between Edward and Mike…and how jealous Mike is of Edward. Plus, it just builds Bella’s character for how weak, physically, she is. AND, of course, the irony of it all!
2. The “True” Beach Scene – For the life of me, I will NEVER understand why they took away the scene with Jacob
Say it, Jacob...out loud! Say it!
telling Bella (unknowingly) what the legends said Edward was. They started it in the movie, but then forced Bella into the book store (rather than avoiding it as she did in the book). I think its really intricate to the entire series that Jacob was the one to tell her the truth, whether he knew it or not.
3. The Airport in Arizona – Do you think for even a moment that Alice and Jasper would have left Bella alone at the hotel? NO! The only way she escaped from them in the book was faking going to the bathroom. They should moved the hotel scene on to the airport. It’s not crucial, but it mattered to me!
What scenes would you have liked to see in the movie that didn’t make the cut? Do you think they were right in deleting the 3 scenes on AH?
I don’t see nothing wrong…with the Twilight commentary!
So I did something pathetic last night. I watched the commentary (again!) and wrote down some of my fave Rob quotes. I had to post them for you guys, so we can all laugh and admire how adorable he is. Please don’t judge me!
"The moral of this thing is to never trust the guy that plucks his eyebrows. There's always something suspect."
"I'm talking to them about how much I hate cookies. I'm like, listen guys, have you read the book? We are not supposed to be eating."
"Wow, he's a superhuman moron. He wears lipstick, wears a little buffont and does a circus act."
"Girls, it always a game to them relationships. Go around stomping on everyone. Look at this poor guy in the back with his collar up, he's just going to get ruined by women."
"I thought I was supposed to have a fake 6-pack in this scene. I thought I was going to have Cam super imposed... I'm just a sweaty guy."
Of course, I had numerous other faves, but then what would you all talk about. What was your fave comment during the commentary?
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