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January 26, 2011

Let’s All Be Cool: Razzies, Oscars, Who Cares?

By Amber

Yep. I am starting to miss this.

Goodness. We are hardcore in yellow on the Rob Drought advisory scale. I went back to read my description on yellow and I tell you… I nailed it!

 

YELLOW = Drought Risk: ELEVATED

It’s been about a week. No sign of Rob. Hmm. I’m started to miss him, but not too much. Although, the well for blog postings is starting to run dry. It sure would be nice for him to stick his head out soon and give me some good jawporn to talk about. I’m a bit worried this lapse of sightings may draw out.

I think this elevated status of Rob missing-ness is making people lose their cool.

For example, the Oscars and the Razzies. Yeah, Rob was nominated for a Razzie. Okay. So what? I mean, we all know Twilight is the butt of all of the Hollywood jokes, not matter how much money it makes, so of course the movie and the main actors are going to get nominated for the Razzie. Do I think they deserved to throw Remember Me in there? No, but I am over it. Well, I was never even under it. I just don’t care.

But damn, some people were really angry. I mean, really angry. Everyone knows he was nominated last year, right? It’s not that big of a deal. Let’s concentrate on looking forward in the career, not backward. You’ll be much happier that way.

BUT, let’s not get all crazy with the forward looking. Since the Oscar list came out today, people were already getting antsy about next year’s noms, and some were throwing Rob’s name out there. I mean, I would love to see that as much as the next person, but we haven’t even SEEN Water for Elephants yet. A bunch of people thought Remember Me would be the break out, Oscar-nominated role as well before it came out. But, uh, that didn’t quite go as planned now did it?

So, I am begging all of you… let’s just play it cool fangirls. Let’s not be those crazy fangirls that every one is rolling their eyes at. Let’s be normal. Let’s enjoy all the build up and good things that are being said, but not go too crazy.

And srsly, let’s start a freakin’ countdown to April, cause I cannot wait. Actually, I cannot wait till March when all the promos start. Promos make for such good blogging fodder.

Shall we watch the trailer again? Cause honestly, that’s what I do right now when I get to missing Rob.

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January 25, 2011

Sometimes I Am Creeped Out, Yet Completely Fascinated

By Amber

Sometimes I see videos that kind of creep me out. And I can’t even figure out why.

That’s what happened with the following videos. I can’t figure out why they are creeping me out, but I feel like I am looking at something I’m not supposed to be seeing. This fan, this lucky, lucky fan, got to sit like 2 rows behind the trinity at the People’s Choice Awards. And well, watch and see… (p.s. There is major fangirling that happens. Your speakers have been warned.)

Why do I feel weird? It’s like I’m peeking in on some private convo, even if I can’t hear anything. But at the same time… I am completely fascinated. Like, I can’t stop watching. I’m trying to determine body language and read lips, which I am terrible at. And then I feel guilty for trying to gleam so much from so little.

I can’t blame the girl for getting this. I mean, I probably would have done the same had I hide the mind set to be able to hold a camera steady enough since I’ve pretty much proven that I will hyperventilate if Rob is within 200 yards of me.

What do you all think of these vids? Are they just as fascinating to you? Or do you feel that twinge of guilt? Or both, like me?

Source on Videos

Yeah, short and sweet today. I spent way too much time on my post for my other blog. Oh, you don’t know about the Shack of Soul? Go and check it!

13 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , | posted in Eclipse, Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner

January 6, 2011

Gold, Guns and Girls…. Yep, It’s New Movie Time!! Plus, Some PCA Goodies!

By Amber

Yes, my title is a Metric song (with seemingly fitting lyrics). And the song is cool so you will deal with it.

Anyways, yesterday was one of those days that truly does not come often enough. Are you ready?

ROB IS ON FOR A NEW MOVIE!!!!!

Okay, deep breaths. Srsly, these are the days I live for. I mean, I love drooling over a pretty photo or two, but movies are where it is at. It means Rob is still going. Still working that career and still making pretty damn good choices outside of Twilight!! PLUS, I get to add a new blog category! EXCITING!

So, what is this movie you ask? What is it about?

Of course, it’s based on a book (since apparently those are the only movies Rob signs on for), Cosmopolis, which I am having a hell of a time pronouncing. Good thing I write a blog instead of something that involves me talking. So here is what Amazon says about the book:

DeLillo skates through a day in the life of a brilliant and precocious New Economy billionaire in this monotone 13th novel, a study in big money and affectlessness. As one character remarks, 28-year-old Eric Packer “wants to be one civilization ahead of this one.” But on an April day in the year 2000, Eric’s fortune and life fall apart. The story tracks him as he traverses Manhattan in his stretch limo. His goal: a haircut at Anthony’s, his father’s old barber. But on this day his driver has to navigate a presidential visit, an attack by anarchists and a rapper’s funeral. Meanwhile, the yen is mounting, destroying Eric’s bet against it. The catastrophe liberates Eric’s destructive instinct-he shoots another character and increases his bet. Mostly, the action consists of sequences in the back of the limo (where he stages meetings with his doctor, various corporate officers and a New Economy guru) interrupted by various pit stops. He lunches with his wife of 22 days, Elise Shifrin. He has sex with two women, his art consultant and a bodyguard. He is hit in the face with a pie by a protester. He knows he is being stalked, and the novel stages a final convergence between the ex-tycoon and his stalker.

Rob’s character is Eric, which will give #HotEric multiple meanings and that rules. The book sounds a bit crazy and weird, which is I’m sure the reason why Rob would go with it. Let’s be honest though, I saw the words sex, limo and pie in the face, and I was sold!

Plus, this movie is a milestone. It’ll be his first movie after the end of Twilight. Oh happy day!

Oh, and ladies, you know we are gonna have to put some time in and learn more about this movie. We are definitely doing book club on the blog! I’ll figure out the deets (when we’ll start, schedule, etc.) and post them next week.

Disclaimer… word is the role is in final negotiations, but it’s close to a done deal. So, there is a chance it may not happen. But hey, I’m a glass half full kind of girl, so let’s not think too long and hard (TWSS) on that.

Source on movie news

Something else happened yesterday too. What was it….. oh yeah, that’s right. The People’s Choice Awards. I almost forgot due to the fact that the movie news is so much awesome-er then some silly awards show that really doesn’t count. But no worries, I still got the goods for you!

First up, the montage for Rob on Movie Stars Under 25. We’ll just pretend we didn’t hear them state that Rob plays guitar in a band when that is such an obvious rumor of the untrue variety.

How about some awkward KStew for you? You know I love her, and she looked amazing! I’m serious. This may have been one her best award show looks yet.

I don’t care what anyone says, I found this hilarious. Let the awkwardness runneth over!

AND…. just in case you haven’t had enough awkward, the acceptance speech!! (Don’t die from Rob adorableness! Trust me. It’s hard not to do!)

And, of course, some pics for of Rob for you in the shiteous gold jacket. You broke my heart with that jacket Rob. Broke. My. Heart.

My Go-To Source for PCA Goodies! (Be sure to click. There is more!)

14 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Cosmopolis, Eclipse, Kristen Stewart, Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight

January 3, 2011

How Did I Do on the 2010 Resolutions? Not Too Shabby!

By Amber

A new year and I am ready for it! And with a new year comes a new set of Rob Resolutions! However, I am putting some more thought into these so I ain’t gonna post ‘em till tomorrow. I figure I’m pretty safe and nothing too crazy will happen in the first four days of this year.

So first, while I am working on the 2011 resolutions, we gotta go back to my resolutions from last year and see if I made any of them happen. It’s been a crazy good Rob year for me, so I have a good feeling about this…

Can you see him?!? Items in picture are closer then they appear. Trust.

The ultimate resolution… meet Rob. But since I want to be borderline realistic with my resolutions, so I’m gonna settle with seeing the pretty in person.

MAJOR WIN! Glad I like to keep things realistic, cause I failed to meet Rob. ::sigh:: I put myself in all the right places, but all I found was Jason Segal and Jake Gyllenhaal instead. However, I did see him in person. It. Was. GOOD! I mean srsly, I highly recommend it for anyone cause the boy is so much prettier in person. I fangirled like a mofo. That was kind of the high point of my year. Not even lying!

Get TheShagDaddy to blog more.

Major Fail! I failed this one so hard. I tried and tried to get him to post, but he literally wrote like 2 posts this year alone and contributed to 2 others. All this after he promised us he would write one post a week and he hung us all out to dry. Liar, liar pants on fire. Please feel free to boo him on Twitter or in the comments.

Read more fan fiction.

Half fail! Funny thing is, I thought this was the one gimme on the list. It’d be easy peasy for my to fulfill. But after half the year was gone I started falling out of reading fan fiction and started reading more ::gasp:: real books. Weird, right? I mean, I still read fan fiction, but I only read the updates to the ones I’ve started. I can’t even tell you the last time I started a new one. I am still kinda shocked by this one, really.

Set a world record for the number of times I see Remember Me.

Fail! I can’t call this a major one because really, it wasn’t my fault. I saw the movie twice, which was good, but let’s behonest. I don’t think I could I have gone and seen that movie over and over and over again. The heart fail was way too much. I think I would have had to go to therapy if I’d have saw it too many times. But hey, I was still proud as I could be for Rob no matter what other people say!

I tried Rob, but the heartfail was just too much!

Sneaky like get a current real life friend to join me in the Robsession. I just want to see if I can use my mad ninja skills to sneakily get them in on all this.

Major Fail! I never ever really got ballsy enough to make this one happen. I just didn’t want to put myself out there, cause ya know, I didn’t want a real life friend to think I was a loon. In fact, most of my real life friends and family know I went to LA but have NO idea why. They really honestly think it was just a trip with girlfriends. Maybe one day I’ll tell them… but probably not.

Take a weekend to go set-stalking.

Major Fail! Srsly, I though this one was set to happen. TSD and I were totally going to go to Baton Rouge for a weekend just to see what we could find. And then, well, the year kind of slipped away from us. I still kind of want to do this. Not in a hard core way, but more in a “I’ll just traipse around town until I run into Rob kind of way.” Yep. That’ll do!

Continue to keep all this business away from my family.

MAJOR WIN! Still, no one knows. Other then my mom. But I don’t count her cause she is my mom. But srsly, it is all quiet with the rest of the fam. I thought for sure someone would figure out the LA trip, but nope! All is still quiet with them, and I plan to keep it that way!

Wow. I did AWESOME with my resolutions! Yeah, yeah… I guess technically I failed most of the resolutions, but I got the ones that truly mattered. Hiding the Rob bidness from my family and, of course, seeing Rob in person. BIG ups to me!

While I’m working on 2011 today, what do you all think I should strive to achieve this year? Duh, we know I need to meet Rob, but what else? What would you resolve to do when it comes to Rob?

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December 3, 2010

The Weekend Is Strolling Toward Us!

By Amber

It’s Friday and isn’t it nice to feel the weekend strolling on toward ya. Too bad the weekend strolling doesn’t look as good as this…

Why hello there!

And this weekend is super extra fantastic due to the release of Eclipse tomorrow. Or at 12 a.m. tonight if you are one of those people, which I am not. Sleep = good.

So I figured, while we wait till 12 a.m. (or a reasonable hour tomorrow morning), it might be nice to kind of set our selves up with some hot Edward-only videos. Only problem was… my sound on my laptop was fail. ::sigh::

And now I am sad.

And since I spent a good part of the night trying to fix it, I didn’t get a chance to right anything else. I’m sorry. Love me through it. Or better yet, go get your Eclipse on and then you won’t even remember this failure.

Update… I fixed that bitch! I don’t need no stinkin’ support! But it’s late and I am tired now. I just had to let you know that this only set us back one day!

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November 23, 2010

What’s a Girl to Do? — The Story of a Non-Spoiler Whore

By Amber

Spoilers make Robward ANGRY!

I’m having such a dilhemia right now. It’s killing me.

I am not a spoiler whore. For good reason. I’ve seen way too many set pics, so I rarely seek them out anymore. I don’t read scripts. I don’t like to see all the extras to a DVD before release date. I don’t like to hear spoilers to the movies (even if I have read the book).  I just don’t dig being spoiled.

It all pretty much started when I had the ending of Remember Me spoiled for me. Not completely, but let’s just say a big piece of the puzzle was in front of me and it was easy to put the pieces together. Plus, I spent the whole freakin’ movie placing outfits from certain set pics, and then wondering where other scenes that were deleted were. Ever since then, I’ve been much more careful.

I like to walk into a movie theater and still have a somewhat surprising experience. Yes, a few set pics are cool (not too many, of course). But as far as the story itself goes, I don’t want to hear it.

And even as I anxiously await a DVD, I don’t want to hear the entire commentary in advance. I don’t want to see all the deleted scenes. I don’t even want a hint at what the title screen is going to look like. Pass on that.

There is something to be said for having a little bit of patience. It honestly makes that first experience so much better! When I walk into the theater, it’s easier to see beyond Rob to the character. When I watch the deleted scenes on a DVD, they are large and in charge on my TV, as they were meant to be seen. Patience is good!

Plus, can I be honest with you all? Are we in the trust tree?

Sometimes the overload makes my Rob love wane. Like right now. I’m kind of like… eh.

I know, I know… ::sigh:: Love me through it…

I pretend like I hate droughts. I don’t. Unless they are ended with pictures of Rob toasted or a video of him giving TomStu a piggy back ride. I feel like set pictures don’t really end the drought for me. Cause that’s not Rob. It’s Edward. Or Jacob. Or Georges. And I want to see Rob, not all those random dudes.

 

A much better way to end a drought!

So, what is this whole soapbox for? Why am I telling you all this?

 

Mainly because I want to be honest. Are there pictures out there I could post? Hell yeah. Are there new videos? Yep. But they are all either spoiling 1) the Breaking Dawn movie; or 2) the Eclipse DVD. And I am trying so hard to keep what is left of my non-spoiler cherry intact, so I don’t want to post them here. I don’t even want to talk about them.

Cause I am no spoiler whore!

But believe me, as soon as I can sit down and watch all the goodies that are the Eclipse DVD, I will be spoiling the hell out of it here on the blog! ;)

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November 12, 2010

Today’s Friday Videos Featuring the Ever Talented petitbiel!

By Amber

Here is the deal. Summit is a company run by a bunch of turds.

There. I said it.

They may have brought Twilight to the big screen, but sometimes I think they just don’t get it. And when they decided to start perusing Youtube for fanmade videos that contain teeny, tiny bits of Twilight so they can call copyright infringement and have them pulled, well, that just kills me. Really? You have nothing better to do?

This is exactly what they are doing to petitbiel, one of the finest Rob video makers out there. And she is the latest in a string of fans that Summit has targeted. Fans. I can’t even contemplate why a company would do this.

Sure, what she does is totally considered copyright infringement. But does she make money on it? No. Does it in fact just increase our ravenous affection for Rob and make us want to shell out tons of money to see Twilight Saga movies, 2, 3, 10, 37 times? Yes. Does that money from said tickets not go into Summit’s pockets? Why yes.

But hey. Just cause it’s the law doesn’t mean it’s good pr. And I tell you, this is just bad pr.

::steps off soapbox::

So today’s videos are all by the wonderfully talented petitbiel, who I’ve featured numerous times! Keep doing what you’re doing girl, and don’t let the man get you down.

The Red Line teaser trailer

This is just a teaser, and I am sooooo freakin’ intrigued. I have not read this story yet, but hot damn. With a video like this, I think I may push this one up on my “to do” list! Not Safe for Work… not even a little bit.

Rehab for the ROBsessed – Long Live ROBsession!!!

Oooooooo! The perfect video for those long droughts!

Robert Pattinson’s Details – Crystalised

I can’t never not post this video when we are talking about petitbeil. She seriously made me 1) love the Details pics even more (I didn’t even know that was possible); and 2) made me think sex everytime I listen to the XX.

Edward, From Twilight To New Moon [1st Part]

Awwwww, one of the videos offensive to Summit. Maybe it’s cause her editing is better? Who knows? I love Robward! (P.S. I think everyone’s fave Robward from yesterday is in there!)

100% Robert Pattinson Content – Beware of the Dog [7th Part of 7]

And the bread and butter, the way so many of us came to know and love petitbiel… 100% Robert Pattinson Content. My fave series of Rob vids on the web! Here is just one of them!

Love all of these videos?? Go and SUBSCRIBE to her! Show her love and support!

 

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November 11, 2010

Reminiscing About Rob Porn — The “My First Love” Edition!

By Amber

Every once in awhile, there is a picture that comes out that makes me just pause. This is one of those pictures…

 

Whoa.

 

Is it because this is the best picture of Rob ever. No. This one made me pause because it reminded me of exactly who I fell in love with first… Edward.  And this picture my friends is SOOOOOO Edward. The look. The jaws. The skin. Everything is just flawless!

So while on the other “Rob porn” segments I went with very Rob type things, this time, I’m hitting it hard with my first love, Robward.

Twilight Robward

Awwww…. Twilight. How little I knew ye when I went to see the movie and came out totally in love with a boy whose first name I didn’t even know. And if you all only knew how much I miss the buffont!

New Moon Robward

We were officially in love. But, I had to wait what felt like forever to see you again in your full screen, high definition glory. Enter New Moon. Robward was so, so serious. New Moon is serious business. But the hotness was still there, even hidden in all the tweed!

Eclipse Robward

The saga continues, and my Robward love grew even more in this movie. A better wardrobe paired with not only a lovey dovey Robward, but also angry, kick ass Robward. Is there any better combination?? (Hint: The answer is no.)

Breaking Dawn Robward… Coming Soon! (Well, soon, but not soon enough!)

What Robward made you fall in love? What moment did you think “gah, I need to know MORE about this guy!” Share, share, SHARE!!

37 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , | posted in Eclipse, New Moon, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

October 28, 2010

Six Degrees of ROB-separation — Guest Post from @BoydBlog & @CandyTwi

By Amber

I got this post late last night and it was too good not to post as soon as possible. Plus,  I really didn’t want to write about the fake Simon Cowell story or the fact that new Superman comic has a very Robilicious looking Superman. (It’s true. Google it.)

I like this because it makes me feel like we have a lot less time to wait on Rob, and that’s what I need!

As we trudge across the Rob desert (it seems a long time between drinks – Eclipse released four months ago!) we are beginning to clutch at straws for any Rob sustenance to keep us going until we can get our fill of the Beautiful once again…

So we’re reduced to anything that even resembles or has a slither of a link to 6 degrees of Rob-separation.

1. The Loved Ones – November 4, 2010 http://www.thelovedonesmovie.com/#videos

 

Xavier can def help fill my void anytime!

 

Starring our gorgeous Xavier Samuel. Now the six degrees of Rob-separation – Xavier manhandled RobWard in Eclipse. You get the idea?

2. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One – November 19, 2010 http://www.mugglenet.com/

 

Oh Cedric, how we miss thee? Here's hoping for a flashback!

 

Starring Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel was manhandled by CedricRob in Goblet of Fire!

3. Welcome to The Riley’s – November Release? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183923/

 

No matter whether the manhandling is limited to the screen or not, you gotta admit, the girl is lucky.

 

Starring Kristen Stewart. Yes, she has manhandled Rob in Twilight, in New Moon, in Eclipse and probably as this posts, she is manhandling him on the set of Breaking Dawn (and yes, all you RobSten fans will say she gets to manhandle him all the fucking time!)

4. Eclipse DVD released ******** the only thing separating us from his Hotness is the drool and our television screens.

 

Oh yes. Robward for the WIN!

 

5. Burlesque – January 13, 2011 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1440732/

 

Oh, the first MTV awards... good times!

 

Starring Cam Gigandet. Now we all know that RobWard and James manhandled each other in the ballet studio in Twilight…*sigh* (and if you’re like us, you watch it often)!

6. Bel Ami – May 12, 2010, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1440732/

 

Oh, I am an eager beaver for this one!!

 

Is that date for real? Every woman and her daughter will be manhandled by DuRoyRob in the film – but can we wait that long???

Now we know Amber has the p0rn stash to illustrate this post…so hop to it babe! (I did! And I hope you approve!)

Luv,

@BoydBlog and @CandyTwi

I did notice you all left out something verrry important… WATER FOR ELEPHANTS! I think there will be some manhandling moments in that movie as well, although not nearly as many as Bel Ami. ;) Which means I couldn’t forget a picture of that!

 

Oh holy circus hotness!

 

And, in case you are wondering, in the original “6 degrees” game, I have been deemed to be only 1 degree away from Rob! WOO HOO! That’s the benefit of meeting, chatting up and buying Sam a beer. I figure since Sam remembers my name when I see him, it counts as 1 degree! One day, I WILL close that gap!

Are any of you able to figure out your degrees away from Rob? If you can, how does it fall? I’d love to hear some fun stories!

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September 22, 2010

Rob and Taylor Take Some Pretty Pictures Together

By Amber

I love when outtakes of photoshoots come out. It’s like a gift that keeps on giving. If you remember earlier this year, Entertainment Weekly did a shoot with Rob, TayTay and The Stew for the release of Eclipse. It was cute photo shoot, no Rob singles, but he seemed to be on a cute face alert. And that cute face teamed up with the WFE hair was KILLER!

So when outtakes came out today, I had to post them. Cause, well, I love them. And I love that they kind of look like Rob and Taylor’s engagement pictures, but whatevs, they are still adorbs. And here they are, with my own little commentary OF COURSE!

Why hello there finger porn? I’ve been missing you! Smiles, fingers, peeks of chest hair… I DIE! And jeebus Taytay. Are you trying to light up a high school football stadium with those teeth. I’m gonna need you to drink some coffee and have normal teeth like the rest of us.

Rob: So this is my form when I run now. Much better, right?

Taylor: *snickers*

Rob: Dood, what the hell?

Taylor: You still look like a mountain goat.

Put on your serious faces boys. SERIOUS! Taylor, make sure to stand up as straight as you can. We don’t have any more phone books back here to boost you up.

No really ladies? How can you say Team Jacob when you look at this picture. How? I mean, is Taylor even in this picture? All I see are one set of sex eyes looking straight through me… *le sigh*

Alright Rob, simmer the sex eyes down a little. I want to be able to function after this post. Psst… is there someone standing behind you? Do me a favor and steal that v-neck. You know you are the only one that rocks them the right way, with a peeky poo of the man hair.

Rob just looks like he’s thinking “you’re serious?” Love it!

Seriously though. With Taylor’s half smile and Rob looking over his shoulder, it DOES kind of have that engagement picture feel, doesn’t it? DOESN’T IT?!?

And now a few of the threesome…

This may be the best face Rob has ever made for a picture. Ever. Slight smile, perfect hair, the eyes… my goodness. Crop those other 2 out and make this one poster size to hang over my bed because that is NORMAL!

I will say, this picture makes me wish I could be part of that sandwich. But not with Taylor. Or Kristen, even though she does look gorgeous. Nah, I’m guessing it must be an open-faced sandwich then. I’m down. (TWSS!)

I think Rob missed the joke. He’s still posing. Or maybe he was the butt of the joke. Aw. Poor Rob.

P.S. If you LOVE these pictures, then RP Life has them in some kind of mega huge file where you can literally print billboards out of them, so go check them. These are all thanks to Pattinsonlife!

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