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It’s Friday and I Am Loving on Some Rob Videos.

Awwww, it’s Friday! I don’t know about you all, but I am looking forward to the weekend, and I LOVE starting my weekend off with some Rob in motion. The pics. The vids. The tunes. Love, love, love!

Enjoy!

Robert Pattinson / Destroy me this way

Why hello hottness! This video from 85Dreaming has some awesome shots, lots of Details mixed with some new stuff, some old stuff, but it’s all hot stuff so who freaking cares! And the song is pretty good too. Watching Rob videos definitely increases the music library!

Robert Pattinson – Kiss Me, Take Me!

Even though E.T. is dangerously close to going on my list of songs that are overused in Rob videos, I still like this one. PattzCandy puts together a quick little teaser, that’s for sure. In fact, any video I post under a minute now is going into a new category called Just the Tip!

Edward Cullen ( Robert Pattinson ) – the beating of my heart ))

There is always room in my heart for my first love, Robward! SolAngelA777 does a nice little collage of all the cute little moments where Edward makes our hearts all a twitter! Love.

Robert *I wanna see your peacock*

I’m pretty much posting this video from DUKKESA31 for 2 reasons: (1) The song made me giggle; and (2) I do love close ups of Rob’s, well, you know. I’m gonna go ahead and call this one NSFW. You have been warned.

Robert Pattinson::Infect me with your love

Another Just the Tip video with the same song. Seriously. I’m blacklisting it. But I’ll still post this one from Enricatwilighter cause it has lots of Vanity Fair Rob, and well, I kind of love Vanity Fair Rob a bunch!


Eclipse, I Think I May Be in Like With You

FINALLY, I got to see Eclipse for the first time. Okay, it wasn’t really my first. I did go to the midnight opening whilst I was in LA, but I may have been a teensy, weensy bit intoxicated. I blame Jason Segal and Sam Bradley. The first time through, everything felt a bit rushed and way too fast. Losing my Eclipse virginity left me wondering what just happened and longing for more.

I am now proclaiming this weekend’s IMAX viewing as my REAL first time. There was no alcohol in my system and the

This on a hi def, humongous screen made me drool. Just a little.

ginormous screen and surround sound speakers that made it sound like Rob was actually making out with me just gave me a bit more perspective on whether or not I can endorse this movie.

And of course, I can. In fact, I may be in like with Eclipse. Love is such a strong word, and there were some things that could’ve made me love you, but they just didn’t happen.

First, the good stuff!

The action was amaze balls. I knew it would be. That’s David Slade’s specialty! Glass shattering, limbs and heads being torn off. YES, this is what I was wanting the entire time.

Loved the Cullens! Finally, we get some real Cullen action. If you watch the first 2 movies, you realize that really, the Cullens are not even supporting characters. Really, the seem to be barely more then extras. Finally, we get to see and heard more from them. And Jackson totally stole every scene he was in!

Less of the wolves was so refreshing. Or at least less of the wolves as humans. It’s not just because I don’t think that any of them are very good actors. Oh, no wait. That is exactly it. Plus, I mean really, other then Paul, none of them are that nice to look at.

The wardrobe was soooo much better. Still not perfect. I mean, Alice is not nearly as cute and trendy as I think she needs to be. But Robward’s wardrobe filled with v-necks and thermals made me happy. Very, very happy.

The leg hitch was soooo in there. It wasn’t exactly how it all played out in the book, but did I care? Hell no. There was hitching, and I was happy. And maybe a little turned on. Totally normal.

And the stuff that left me… blah.

Complete song placement FAIL! This movie has an amazing soundtrack! I don’t hate one of the songs on it. And while I think New Moon tried too hard with the tunes, Eclipse did not try hard enough. It was a TRAVESTY that Florence + the Machine was in the credits. Seriously? And I really wanted Let’s Get Lost to be the bedroom scene. Badly. Listen to the words. Totally fits.

Sorry TayTay, you just aren't doing it for me.

Jacob is still not working for me. At all. I’m sure Taylor is a nice kid. Really. But he is smaller then Edward, and he is just  not smug enough to be the Jacob I have in my head. Yes, I thought after Twilight that Taylor being replaced wouldn’t be a bad thing. And I am still waiting for Taylor to prove me wrong. He just hasn’t.

Where were the naked werewolves? Okay, c’mon. Jacob gets hurt and magically his clothes appear back on his body. This isn’t Harry Potter. Save your magicness for someone else.

Not enough Charlie. There is just not enough Charlie to please me. His banter is always amazing. And I feel like we really didn’t get the necessary Edward/Charlie time we should have. I don’t know. I just like Billy Burke and I want more of him.

The ending was not what I had in mind. I know they wanted to end on happy times, the meadow, makey outey between Edward and Bella, but that is not how the book ends. I want to see Jacob get angry that one last time. I want to see him take off so we know why he isn’t around in the beginning of Breaking Dawn. Maybe that’s just me.

So, overall, I still totally dug the movie. It was the best of the three, no doubt in my mind. And it was my favorite book in the series, so I felt that it was done the justice it deserved. Plus, I got to see Robward on the IMAX, therefore making my life just a little bit more complete.

I know I am late to the party on my wrap up, but what say you? Do you agree with anything I said? Is there something I left out? Please to be commenting.



Sometimes, We Just Lose Our Cool

Rob is a force to be reckoned with. I should know. His existence has cost me so many hours or my life and so many dollars out of my pocket. (Hello? #LegHitch2010 was not a cheap trip!) But everyday is worth it. Especially when we get to see things like this:

I mean, things like this are likely to send a girl into hysterics. All that hotness is hard to handle. Trust me when I say I did not completely hold my cool at the premiere. I mean, it didn’t matter too much because I was far enough away from Rob that he never saw my complete fan girl breakdown, but still, minorly embarrassing when I think back.

But you know what, just when I thought that maybe I was getting close to that line. That invisible line that exists to seperate us the normal fans from the crazies, someone else beats me to it. This poor girl, she got there first and crossed it. Hard core.

Seemingly normal woman. Dressed nice. Just admiring the pretty… till she is left alone. Then she turns.

::sigh::

And just one more little reason why everyone thinks we’re crazy. Why no one wants to come out of the closet on their Rob/Twilight love. So here is an idea for all of you. If you see a Rob cutout, leave it. They sell them online. While buying it will cost you a few dollars, it will save your dignity. And let’s face it, dignity is important!

I mean, if you’re gonna lose it, at least go down in a ball of fire. Like me. At a Sam Bradley show. Cause that’s how I roll…


Dear LA, You Will Be Missed…

Dear LA/Hollywood/West Hollywood/everywhere around me that was awesome,

Today, I am getting on a plane and heading back to the normal life in the great state of Oklahoma. I have been in LA for seven, count them, SEVEN DAYS. That is a really long time to be away from not only my hubs, but the kids as well.

But this is not an experience I would have traded for the world. I’ve learned so much in these past few days, and I’d like to pass on my words of LA wisdom to you all:

All this, standing just a few hundred feet from me, was just too much to handle.

1. Rob is way hotter in person then I could imagine. I am happy to report this from my awesomely amazing vantage point at the ESPN Zone at LA Live. Cause yes, even ESPN was all about the Twilight on premiere night!

2. Stars really are normal people who go out with friends, hang at the farmer’s market, etc. Case in point, my new love Jake Gyllenhaal and my secondary love and super nice guy to drink beers with, Jason Segal!

Put a beanie on this man's head, and that's the man I met!

Sometimes, dreams really happen. I mean, I didn’t realize that I dreamed of drinking beer across the table from Jason Segal, but after it happened I can’t think of a good reason why I didn’t.

3. Apparently I am completely incapable of staying sober at a Sam Bradley show. I go in with good intentions of not handing the bar tender my card, but then I do, then I drink, then I take my drunk ass over to Sam for hugs. Yeah. And I have the bestest friends ever who instead of stopping me, decided to take pictures instead. Watch Shack of Soul. They will be up there soon.

4. Seeing Eclipse with 40+ leg hitchers in a theatre that holds like, 600 people, was amazeballs. Granted, I was still a little drunk in the beginning from the Sam show, but seriously. I never felt so entertained not only by a movie, but also by the crowd around me. But I swear, can I see just one Twilight movie without being surrounded by Team Jacob?Yuck.

Not gonna lie, I kind of loved this scene.

5. That because of a book, a movie, and the amazing power of the interwebs, I have made some of the coolest friends ever. And on top of that, I got to meet so many of them in person that I find it kind of insane. While people think that Twilight fans are crazies (which many are, please do not get me wrong), it’s through Twilight that I was able to make this whole trip happen, which is just kind of awesome!

I really need to go ahead and review Eclipse properly, but I think I need to see it again first. Did the beginning really go that fast, or were the beers still getting to me? I must do more research…


My Personal Goals for Fun Times While in LA… Just 4 More Days

Unless you’ve been under a rock, you probably know that I am heading to LA on Thursday. I will be going to the premiere of Eclipse, as well as the LA Film Festival screening of Welcome to the Rileys (hi KStew!), seeing some Sam Bradley, going to a midnight showing of Eclipse! All around, it is going to be epic times, fo sho! Seven days in LA, minus hubs and kids? Holy crap.

And because I’m kind of anal rententive, I’ve been mapping out some of my own personal goals during my time in LA!

The MOST important goal of them all — See Rob in the flesh. I don’t care if he is a few hundred feet away and has

If Rob looks like this at the premiere, then he's gonna need to worry about a lot more then word vomit. Just sayin'.

his back to me, I gotta see that boy in the real life. I promise I will not scream at him, although if he gets within 10 feet there may be a spew of word vomit flying out of my mouth which I will clearly have no control over. All of my girls better stay outta the splash zone during that, cause it will be embarrassing.

Get a hug from at least one of the Twi dads, Peter, Billy, hell even Gil. I feel like Billy is my best chance, but that’s probably just because of his super personal newsletter emails that make me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. ::le sigh:: Seriously, you guys need to be on that list.

Live the Rob experience by eating some In-n-Out burger, drinking some beer and possibly showing up drunk of TMZ. The first 2 should be easy, I’m gonna have to work super hard on 3.  I just need to find another drunk celeb and hang behind them and wait on the cameras.

Get bitch faced by KStew at the WTTR screening. She may or may not be there, so this may or may not happen. No wait, I change my mind. I don’t want to get bitch faced. I want to see the smile. In person. That would be much, much more awesome!

Have a beer with Sam and be uber embarrassed because 1) he recognizes me, and 2) he remembers me from the last show, you know, when I went through the “meet and greet” line like 10 times, then just decided to chill with the men and watch girls try to sneak in Justin Nozuka’s dressing room. Awesome times.

Watch Eclipse at the midnight showing (my first midnight showing EVER, by the way) and try not to squee out loud the first time Robward comes on the screen. I failed at New Moon, so here is hoping I can make up for that.

Being out and about in LA for that long is sure to have lots of shenanigans, and you know you will not want to miss anything! So here is what you need to do:

1. Follow me on Twitter.

My Twitter peeps will get everything first, and probably some stuff that will never make it to my blog. If you are not already following me, then do it now. I am @AmberRMW and I promise you won’t regret following me. Yep, I am that awesome. It’s even in my Twitter bio.

2. Watch for updates on my blog!

It may be a bit weird for the week I’m in LA. First off, I’ll be on west coast time, so everything is gonna get pushed back. Secondly, there may be nights I don’t blog, and other days I may hit ya twice. Who knows? I sure don’t. But as long as you are on Twitter, you will know. You can also subscribe to have emails sent every time I update. That may be the easiest! There is a little button right over there, at the top of this column ————————————————>

Hit that, enter your email, and let’s do this!

I’m still packing and getting ready, and I am so freakin’ excited. Will any of you be there? I will be giving out free hugs, just let me know!


I Am At a Loss for Words. No Seriously, This is a Cop Out Post.

Yesterday was not necessarily the best day in the Rob fandom. Actually, it was one of those days that were kind of embarrassing.

But hey, I am sooo not going to talk about that today. Nope. I’m gonna look forward beyond this day. And since I am keeping a distance from Eclipse clips till the movie, there is nothing left for me. Nothing. Boo to that.

So I’m gonna go ahead and take a break tonight, mainly cause I got a shit ton of stuff to do before I leave for LA in 7 days… SEVEN DAYS! Gah!

Love you all! Enjoy these pics on me! I gotta give you something for stopping by, and that thing today is mustard and ketchup Rob, cause apparently I am the only not crazy about these pictures. I could convert them all to black and white so the color is less offending, but let’s be honest, I am FAR too lazy for that!

And my OTHER gift to you… Rob making an adjustment. Yeah, Susie totes hooked me up!


Rob on Leno is PURE WIN! But are you that surprised?

What? I bring my "A" game every day.

It is clear that Rob brought his “A” game out on Jay Leno yesterday. It’s like he knows what drives us crazy and just decided to combine all of them into one interview so I would spontaneously combust while sitting here on my couch. I mean, geez we talk about all of these things all the time. Confirmation that he reads our blogs?

If so, well then, touche Rob. You got us back good. You should keep getting us back. It kind of rocks.

I mean, c’mon. First off, you show up in that suit. And you owned that suit, no doubt.

Oh this old thing?

I’m hoping while getting dressed in the fuck hawt suit that you were warmed by the fire that was fueled by the burning of the yellow shirt that made what I hope was it’s first and last appearance in the Eclipse press junket. Seriously, does it not remind of the Jack & the Box?

And then, seriously, those moments with your dad? Wow. First off, I love you even more for what is obviously a close relationship with your dad? Secondly, I think I may be partially in love with your dad. Not in that way, but I could see where he could be a cool father-in-law. Yeah, I said it.

The emails were just too priceless, and I love the fact that you embarassed him on national television. But hey, anything to see you do this again?

Rob's dad taught him a new hand gesture. Much nicer then my fave hand gesture...

Quotes of the night? Well, there were 2 in my book. When talking about nude scenes and the uncomfortable-ness during Bel Ami filming: “Hey! I’m sitting here naked. I want some respect.” Best quote in response to said Rob quote came from greenleafgirl: “I’ll respect you Rob. Now get naked. I’ll respect you nice and slow.”

And the 2nd best came after the interview, when Jay asked Emma Roberts if she was Team Edward or Team Jacob and she looked Rob in the eyes and said Team Jacob. While the audience was picking there mouths off the floor, Rob came back with this little gem, “You have just revealed yourself to have absolutely no taste.”

Wait, what did she say?!?

WIN! Take that Emma, some chick I really have no idea who she is but apparently is important enough to be on Jay Leno.

Wait, you must be tired of just reading about all the awesomeness. How about reliving all of it?!?

Yeah, enjoy that!


My Weekend Roundup, Which Isn’t So Much a Round Up as My Favorite Things That I Could Find

Sometimes things take priority over Rob. Not many things, mind you, but you know…

The junket was this weekend and I missed it because I was celebrating my kid’s birthdays. The boy turned 5 officially yesterday and the girl turns 3 officially on June 25, when I will be in L.A. So I had to make this weekend special, and minus Twilight since they were losing me to Twilight and Rob and even Kristen for a whole week at the end of this month. So there, that’s where I was in case anyone was looking for me. :)

So now it’s time for me to play some catch up. Which is essentially me going through the fan blogs and trying to figure out what all I missed over the past couple days. Here are my fave things that I have found, you know, where Rob looks completely adorable!

First up is Rob (and Kristen and Taylor) on ET! I like how TayTay and the Stew seem so serious while Rob is still just Rob. While the filter has finally fallen into place a bit, he still has some of the best interviews. And we promise Rob, the kisses never look quite like that!

And then there was the convention. Oh Summit, please PLEASE never put these three through that again. I can say that because I have been to a convention and I know how people lost their shit for those not even IN the trinity. First off, seriously, stop screaming. Secondly, someone should have let Rob sleep first. The filter, yeah, it came back off. And it was awesome. (Minus the screaming, please be careful watching with headphones. Seriously.)

more about “stairway to heaven“, posted with vodpod

AND then I went through the pictures for the press junket. Normally, these are so full of win. But with the yellow shirt on a red background, Rob kind of looks like he should be employed at your local Jack in the Box or something. Which is unfortunantly, not hot. Feel free to look and disagree with me, but we’ve seen MUCH better.

Rob wonders why the hell we think pillow biting is hot. Well, mainly because we think of you biting them, while in the throws of passion. Duh, Rob. Why are you surprised anymore?

The best quotes and fun times came from the press junket, at least in my opinion. Let me be honest, I have NOT watched this whole thing. I cheated and read the transcript.

more about “Robert Pattinson Life: Full Transcrip…“, posted with vodpod

If you want to read the transcript, RP Life has it all. It’s not perfect, but you get the gist of his best quotes. All I know is this one made me go awwwwwwwwww….

I can’t remember who said it, but a soul and a heaven must exist because good people aren’t rewarded enough on Earth. I always liked that idea, if that makes sense.

I also received word that Rob’s fly was down during the entire convention. (1) I am sure if this is true, Rob would be completely mortified, and (2) If this is true, someone please to be sending me a picture. Cause I can’t help but have a look. Seriously, hook me up.

Source: RP Life


We Had a Robtacular Tuesday, Which Makes for a Really Fun Post on Wednesday!

I was pretty much offline all of yesterday. And probably will continue to be most of June as I get ready for the fuck awesome trek to LA planned at the end of the month. So I L-O-V-E it when I get online after the end of a long day filled with too much real life crap and find a lot of little Robbie treats waiting for me!

Where to start? I think I’ll go with Robowski for $500 please.

Water for Elephants filming is starting to feel like Remember Me filming. We had tons of photos, each new set seems to be just a little hotter then the last and at the end of the day we all are just wondering, “Can we make it till the movie’s release?” It feels like we can’t but I know we can. At least with lots of hugs, encouragement and pictures like these!

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(It really is irritating that I can’t keep the none WFE pics from showing. Once you see Robward, move along to the next item or you’ll spoil the rest of my post for yourself!)

And speaking of Remember Me…. YEAH!

Frugal coupon queens (AKA me) rejoice! I actually cancelled my Amazon order since an $8 coupon when Target says they will have it for $20 is way cheaper. The coupon is available till June 15, so don’t freak out cause the link isn’t working. You know this things has Rob commentary, right? And even with the serious nature of the movie, you know it’s still gonna be good!

And then, AND THEN…. some new, hot Robward! I’m glad that the tweed appears to have vanished and the hot v-necks have returned! Hallelujah!

Kick his ass, seabass!

Oh yeah! This is the Robward that dreams and fanfic are made of!

How about a little bit of arm porn for ya while we are at it?

And just when you think this is all over, it isn’t. A new interview AND new photoshoot pics, which I think are actually outtakes from another shoot, but hey, I don’t remember seeing them and I will take what I can get.

UNF! I am a sucker for the skinny tie, even with the shiny suit he may have borrowed from TayTay.

Uhhhhhhhh...... ::gulp::

And I don’t know what I like best, Rob’s summary of Breaking Dawn:

The story goes in so many different directions I’m curious to see what it’ll look like. We don’t procrastinate any longer: Bella telling me ‘I want you to turn me’ and me going ‘No, no, no’. She becomes a vampire in this movie. We get married and sleep together. All the tension from the previous movies is gone in Breaking Dawn.

Or the fact that Rob still doesn’t get it:

Like I’ve always said, it’s the character that people love, not me. I hope to be able to reach out to people due to the quality of the films that I make and not because people will hope to see a new Twilight as soon as my name is in the end credits.

Oh Rob, one day you will see that you are more then Edward. You are also a hot 24 year old man that I want to get into the pants of. Hey, just being honest here. Read the rest of the interview on here!


Twilight/Rob Dominates the Movie Awards, I’ll Wait While You All Act Shocked

So, duh. We all knew Twilight and Rob were gonna clean up. I was so confident, I didn’t even vote. Yeah, that’s right. And it’s clear that MTV has just accepted the fact that Twilight will dominate till it’s over, so they’ve embraced it.

And what do you know, opening skit, low and behold… Rob (and Taylor, but really, who cares)!

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Badass Cops?!? I don’t know what was more win, Rob with a flame thrower or Rob with a blonde porno ‘stache?! Rob wins major points with me this year for being such a freakin’ good sport about all this. And we can all thank Water for Elephants, which insured that Rob would be in LA to do the hilarious promos and skits!

And the first award Rob win…. Best Kiss.

more about “Kristen Stewart And Robert Pattinson …“, posted with vodpod

And really? Did you guys really expect makey outey times on the stage? I mean, really? I actually thought last year’s acceptance was much better, but hey, they still gave us awkward weird times on stage, so I’m down. And really, this was not the hottest Rob kiss, which happened with Emilie in Remember Me, or the hottest KStew kiss, which happened with Dakota in The Runaways. It’s clear that Twilight fans, not Rob and KStew fans are dominating these votes, for now we’ll just have to be happy.

P.S. Amber has no opinion on Robsten. Okay, okay. I have opinions, but I don’t share them on the blog. They bring too much drama, and I have friends on both sides of the fence that I love and don’t want to lose. Only like 5 people know what I think, and only 1 person knows how what I really think, and I like to keep it that way! :)

Brand new Eclipse clip!

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I liked it. Apparently it caused a whole big ruckus because it wasn’t just like the book. First off, I guess I need to read the book again, cause it didn’t strike me as that off. Maybe it is. Where is my book? Secondly, seriously…. it’s a movie adaption of a book. An adaption that hasn’t really matched the series that much thus far. But we are all still here. We all still love the movies. We will all love Eclipse. Now everyone, seriously, get your panties out of that tight wad and RELAX! Let’s all judge the movie when we see it in full, ‘kay?

And then Rob FTW! Best Male Performance and Global Superstar! Holy hell!

Looking quite nice holding those popcorns. Course, I wish they got a good shot of when he was fondling them like boobies.

(Um, no good video right now. I will post AS SOON as I can find a good one, which will probably be as soon as I wake up!)

And yes Rob, thanks to your parents for conceiving you. We all should be thanking them everyday!

Other fun moments…

Aziz’s monologue…. PURE WIN!

Peter Facinelli’s FUCKING Acceptance Speech!

All in all, the awards show was actually really freakin’ entertaining and not at all painful to watch.  I wish I could say that about all the awards shows I’ve watched just to see Rob, but I can’t. Like the Teen Choice Awards, which were excruciating.


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