I love when outtakes of photoshoots come out. It’s like a gift that keeps on giving. If you remember earlier this year, Entertainment Weekly did a shoot with Rob, TayTay and The Stew for the release of Eclipse. It was cute photo shoot, no Rob singles, but he seemed to be on a cute face alert. And that cute face teamed up with the WFE hair was KILLER!

So when outtakes came out today, I had to post them. Cause, well, I love them. And I love that they kind of look like Rob and Taylor’s engagement pictures, but whatevs, they are still adorbs. And here they are, with my own little commentary OF COURSE!

Why hello there finger porn? I’ve been missing you! Smiles, fingers, peeks of chest hair… I DIE! And jeebus Taytay. Are you trying to light up a high school football stadium with those teeth. I’m gonna need you to drink some coffee and have normal teeth like the rest of us.

Rob: So this is my form when I run now. Much better, right?

Taylor: *snickers*

Rob: Dood, what the hell?

Taylor: You still look like a mountain goat.

Put on your serious faces boys. SERIOUS! Taylor, make sure to stand up as straight as you can. We don’t have any more phone books back here to boost you up.

No really ladies? How can you say Team Jacob when you look at this picture. How? I mean, is Taylor even in this picture? All I see are one set of sex eyes looking straight through me… *le sigh*

Alright Rob, simmer the sex eyes down a little. I want to be able to function after this post. Psst… is there someone standing behind you? Do me a favor and steal that v-neck. You know you are the only one that rocks them the right way, with a peeky poo of the man hair.

Rob just looks like he’s thinking “you’re serious?” Love it!

Seriously though. With Taylor’s half smile and Rob looking over his shoulder, it DOES kind of have that engagement picture feel, doesn’t it? DOESN’T IT?!?

And now a few of the threesome…

This may be the best face Rob has ever made for a picture. Ever. Slight smile, perfect hair, the eyes… my goodness. Crop those other 2 out and make this one poster size to hang over my bed because that is NORMAL!

I will say, this picture makes me wish I could be part of that sandwich. But not with Taylor. Or Kristen, even though she does look gorgeous. Nah, I’m guessing it must be an open-faced sandwich then. I’m down. (TWSS!)

I think Rob missed the joke. He’s still posing. Or maybe he was the butt of the joke. Aw. Poor Rob.

P.S. If you LOVE these pictures, then RP Life has them in some kind of mega huge file where you can literally print billboards out of them, so go check them. These are all thanks to Pattinsonlife!