I always wanted to be Canadian. No, it’s true. I mean, I know we in the U.S. make a ton of Canadian jokes and I’ll admit, I was the first one to laugh at that whole “Blame Canada” song. C’mon. It was win. I’ve only been to Canada once, and it was so gorgeous, nice people and just a nice place to be. Like Oklahoma, except without all the rednecks.
After this weekend, my wish to be Canadian just increased 10 fold. Or at least my wish to use time travel and visit Montreal this past weekend where apparently Robert Pattinson was walking around with a sandwich board that said, “Hey ladies! Free pictures, right here!”
I mean, how else to explain the bazillion fan pictures that surfaced on the internet. I mean, you know for every five that come out there has to be at least 10 other ones which are in the hands of people like me who do NOT want to share. Don’t blame them. That’s there golden moment. Keep it special.
But for those fans that chose to share, thank you. Now I can kind of make fun of you. But in a nice way cause really, I’m just insanely jealous of you.
First up, probably my favorite picture of the three. Seriously, I can totally see myself and my friends in this picture. I’d be the girl checking out the shirt ridding up and peeking at the undies. Or maybe I’d be the girl directly next to him slightly molesting him? Gah, I can’t decide. They are both so win.
And seriously, you see that slight grin from Rob? Yes, this is the kind of pic that if I were a male star, I’d frame. Five pretty good looking girls feeling me up? Yeah, that’s a Kodak moment to remember always!
This picture just makes me sad. TomStu looks so lonely. He’s looking at the other ladies and just thinking, “Gah, I’m in movies, too.” #sanpandaTomStu
What I love about these Montreal girls? They are not afraid to get all up in Rob’s business. I mean look at her. She just went on ahead and tucked herself up in Rob’s armpit. This is a good sign. It means Rob most likely does not have any wierd condition that causes him to sweat uncontrollably. Cause seriously, when those Planet Hollywood pics from 2008 came out, I was not so sure.
Nothing too funny about this. I just wonder if effort was made to actually ensure that TomStu was not in the picture. Well he wins cause you got arm and ciggy, so THERE! Personally, I’m not huge on TomStu, but if they are both there, I’m getting me a RobAmberTom sandwich picture. Just sayin’.
Ah, the family picture! Do you think these girls ran up and said, “OH EM GEEEEE! It’s Edward and Bella!”? Cause I bet money they did. I love how mom(?) was the one next to Rob. Way to be thinking! I’d totally push my kids to the side to get all snuggled up on some Robilicious! And I bet this is the family Christmas card for this family. How do I get on that list? I want a pic of Rob and KStew with snowflakes and reindeer on a cheesy card printed on the machine at Wal-Mart!
And what do I love most? The fact that Kristen still throws in her signature pose, regardless of the fact that a red carpet is nowhere to be found. I mean, I love ya Kris, but throw that arm around the little girl. A hug from Bella would make her year!
Do you love the fan pictures? Cause I do. Oh, and everyone do me favor? Lay off the girls who got these and posted them. Seriously, I see so much hate and people say these girls are “hunting” him down and such. So? You’re telling me if Rob was in your hometown you would not sit down with your girlfriends and think strategically about all the places he may show and just happen to be in those places on the weekend? Cause you would. So no hate, mmkay? If Rob didn’t want to take these pictures, he wouldn’t have taken them. He can say no. He didn’t. Cause he’s a good person like that.
So there.
::jumps off the soapbox::
Seriously. Insanely jealous of you Montreal peeps.
Source: RP Life
