After this weekend, my wish to be Canadian just increased 10 fold. Or at least my wish to use time travel and visit Montreal this past weekend where apparently Robert Pattinson was walking around with a sandwich board that said, “Hey ladies! Free pictures, right here!”

I mean, how else to explain the bazillion fan pictures that surfaced on the internet. I mean, you know for every five that come out there has to be at least 10 other ones which are in the hands of people like me who do NOT want to share. Don’t blame them. That’s there golden moment. Keep it special.

But for those fans that chose to share, thank you. Now I can kind of make fun of you. But in a nice way cause really, I’m just insanely jealous of you.

First up, probably my favorite picture of the three. Seriously, I can totally see myself and my friends in this picture. I’d be the girl checking out the shirt ridding up and peeking at the undies. Or maybe I’d be the girl directly next to him slightly molesting him? Gah, I can’t decide. They are both so win.

And seriously, you see that slight grin from Rob? Yes, this is the kind of pic that if I were a male star, I’d frame. Five pretty good looking girls feeling me up? Yeah, that’s a Kodak moment to remember always!

This picture just makes me sad. TomStu looks so lonely. He’s looking at the other ladies and just thinking, “Gah, I’m in movies, too.” #sanpandaTomStu

What I love about these Montreal girls? They are not afraid to get all up in Rob’s business. I mean look at her. She just went on ahead and tucked herself up in Rob’s armpit. This is a good sign. It means Rob most likely does not have any wierd condition that causes him to sweat uncontrollably. Cause seriously, when those Planet Hollywood pics from 2008 came out, I was not so sure.

Nothing too funny about this. I just wonder if effort was made to actually ensure that TomStu was not in the picture. Well he wins cause you got arm and ciggy, so THERE! Personally, I’m not huge on TomStu, but if they are both there, I’m getting me a RobAmberTom sandwich picture. Just sayin’.

Ah, the family picture! Do you think these girls ran up and said, “OH EM GEEEEE! It’s Edward and Bella!”? Cause I bet money they did. I love how mom(?) was the one next to Rob. Way to be thinking! I’d totally push my kids to the side to get all snuggled up on some Robilicious! And I bet this is the family Christmas card for this family. How do I get on that list? I want a pic of Rob and KStew with snowflakes and reindeer on a cheesy card printed on the machine at Wal-Mart!

And what do I love most? The fact that Kristen still throws in her signature pose, regardless of the fact that a red carpet is nowhere to be found. I mean, I love ya Kris, but throw that arm around the little girl. A hug from Bella would make her year!

Do you love the fan pictures? Cause I do. Oh, and everyone do me favor? Lay off the girls who got these and posted them. Seriously, I see so much hate and people say these girls are “hunting” him down and such. So? You’re telling me if Rob was in your hometown you would not sit down with your girlfriends and think strategically about all the places he may show and just happen to be in those places on the weekend? Cause you would. So no hate, mmkay? If Rob didn’t want to take these pictures, he wouldn’t have taken them. He can say no. He didn’t. Cause he’s a good person like that.

So there.

::jumps off the soapbox::

Seriously. Insanely jealous of you Montreal peeps.

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Now, not so much. What happened video makers?!? Why did you quit on me? I miss all my Rob videos. No one has really done that much lately, which is crazy because there is SO much more stuff out there then there was.

So here is my call… if you make Rob videos, then you need to let me know. Cause seriously, I WANT to post them on my blog. I do. As long as they are not too creepy. Oh, and don’t have manips in them. Or set to a Justin Beiber song.

Robert Pattinson 2010 pt4 // Hide and Seek

First off, I love this song. It’s been rolling on my Pandora every hour or so and making my day. Secondly, I was this close to not posting this one, mainly cause I saw a scene from that German Lord of the Rings knockoff and it was almost a deal breaker. Glad I stuck through it, cause patty13Mai has made a damn good video!

Robert Pattinson // Body Control

I like this video. It is very, very close to giving me a Rob-induced seizure, but manages not to. Which is awesome, cause the more Rob pics, the better. It’s not often I endorse a song that is just pictures, but nilly247 succeeded in getting that endorsement.

P.S. Whoa. Kinda creepy that both vids show the same picture, eh? At least it’s a good one!

Um, you all know that normally I don’t post videos that are just pictures set to music (unless I make them cause they are the only ones I can make!). But I came across this one and made an exception for 2 reasons. 1. It is all the Vanity Fair pics in one place and 2. The song is AMAZING!! Like gut wrenching, makes me want to cry even whilst I’m turned on be the pictures.

REMEMBER ME ; cry me out [Robert Pattinson]

Main reason I was excited to see the trailer was to start seeing how video peeps would take it, splice it, cut it up and make it their own. This is a pretty damn good one!

Rob Pattinson surprises MTV Movie Fanatic

So, I’ve seen bits and pieces of this, but never ALL the footage. And can I tell you a secret? I find the fact that this Laura chick did not dry hump the hell out of Rob’s leg extremely impressive. Cause there ain’t no shame in my game!

Mmm Papi // Robert Pattinson

Mmmm… let’s spend one minute in heaven! Yum!

Good stuff this week, huh? Did you see any new videos? POST ‘EM!! NOW!! IN THE COMMENTS!!

Have a wonderful Saturday ladies!

I watched the MySpace feed, which was the most reliable with most likely the least amount of screaming. Unfortunantly, I had to put up with Anya Marina and her complete inability to work the red carpet. Seriously, I think any of us could have done a better job. Did you know she had a song on the New Moon soundtrack? Did you know she said about 10 times what scene it plays during? Did you know that I may have issues with listening to that song now even though I really liked it? Ick.

I do know that we got some eye candy from Rob last night, which made me happy. He was looking fantastic in a suit and some scruff. Hair was perfection. All around, very yummy.

But hey, don’t take my word for it. Check out these photos here and I’ll let you be the judge!

Yes, I know this blog is short. Yes, I realize I have been neglecting you, my babies. But I cannot even express how much the premiere wore me out. Not even being there and I am exhausted.

So, I know some of my good friends were at the Premiere. I need stories. I need them in the comments. Or you need to email me so I can  post them on the blog. Or something. C’mon ladies! Spill it!!!

For the record, yes, there really is a Team 411. People ask “who/what” is Bestie. Well, she’s a real person with a family and a life and a real job. She tweets when I can’t, she sends linkage, she pushes her smutty fanfics. #KStew411 wouldn’t be half so fun without her. There are others on the team who also make invaluable contributions. Resident Conventioneer is full of nine kinds of WIN, and she saves me from having to attend Twilight conventions, so YAY for her. We even have a Consigliore, who keeps me out of trouble. She is everywhere and nowhere. She is mysterious. (She will kick my ass for mentioning her!) So yes, Team 411 is real, and believe me, they are indispensible to the running of #KStew411. It’s just not possible for one person to keep up with all the news, especially since I epically suck at it if left to my own devices. It really does take three people to keep me focused and on task. Oh look, tacos…

The reviews, right after the jump!

“Master of the Universe” by Snowqueens Icedragon

Smut alert. Domward alert. Sassy Bella alert. Your-panties-will-go-poof alert. This story has it all. In a nutshell: Young CEO and business whizkid Edward Cullen is being interviewed by Bella Swan for her university’s graduation-edition newspaper. Sparks fly, but there’s a catch. Edward is a Dominant. Is this different from The Sub & The Dom? Yes. For one, Edward and Bella are a bit younger. Bella is just graduating college, Edward is twenty-seven, I think. So really, Bella is younger. And this Bella is not a Submissive. *gasp* That’s right—she’s not. Unlike the superb and one-day-to-be-rec’ed The Sub & The Dom, Bella is not seeking out this type of relationship. Quite the opposite, in fact. It makes for an interesting Bellward dynamic, since he has to sway her to the Dark Side, and Bella must weigh her desire for Edward against her comfort-level for his lifestyle. And for the record, I am not sure this Edward is 100% a Dom. I definitely think he has control and power issues, but after reading this story twice and picking it apart with Bestie, I think being a Dom simply allows Edward to nurse some bad habits. There are some mysteries in this story. Edward has a troubled past (durr). He has issues with food and being touched, and his first sexual relationship was as a submissive to a much older woman, whom Bella calls “Mrs. Robinson”. Bella views that relationship as sexual abuse, but Edward doesn’t, and he is still in contact with Mrs. R. I foresee problems because of that. I love this story. It has hijacked my life for nearly two weeks. I just keep reading and re-reading and pondering. This is a complex and reticent Edward paired with an open and fairly frank Bella. It’s a good mix—she’s adorable. Her reactions to Edward’s lifestyle are very realistic for someone with no prior knowledge/experience of the D/S lifestyle. I highly recommend this story, but I also suggest you set aside some time to read it through without interruption. It’s a quick read and you won’t want to stop, trust me.

“The University of Edward Masen” by SebastienRobichaud

This is the story I linked to from Snowqueens Icedragon’s profile. And good lord. I don’t think I did any work for two straight hours. Just read. This story is beyond

description. Maybe the most wildly intriguing thing I’ve read since Carpe Noctem & Fiat Lux. Like that story, I totally spazzed when I got my first University update. I squealed a little, I admit it. This is the douchiest Edward ever. At this point in time, I am actively rooting against him. He is such a Prickward! I am so Team Peter right now (read, it will make sense). To the standard, Edward is troubled. Obviously, he has anger issues. The exact reasons for this are still not clear. In fact, this story is chock full of mystery. What’s on Edward’s bedroom wall, what really happened in the meadow, who is the “him” in Bella’s past and what precisely did he do. The list goes on. This is a very mysterious story. Still, Edward’s attitude and behavior is so petty, priggish and hateful that even knowing he has issues I can’t be on his side right now. Maybe in the future as the story develops, but not yet. He doesn’t deserve it yet. You know who does deserve reader support and love? Bella. She is sweet, young, kind. She’s everything Canon Bella was supposed to be, minus the obnoxious self-absorption and whining. This Bella doesn’t whine. She makes the best of what little she’s got. I love this Bella. She might be my favorite Bella yet. Near the top of the list, anyway. The big draw for this story is unraveling Edward and Bella’s pasts. Why is Edward so angry and mean, and what happened to Bella back in Seattle? For some reason, she stopped talking to Alice, her high-school BFF, and she refers to some guy negatively as “him”. So clearly there’s a story. But there’s also the question of whether or not Bella and Edward may have known each other back in the day. It’s all a mystery, with heaping sexual tension thrown on top. Edward is a bit older in this one. Grad student Bella is 23, and while Edward’s age isn’t stated yet, I am assuming he’s at least ten years older. So there’s some older man/younger woman stuff happening, but the bigger tension comes from the fact that Edward is Professor Masen, Bella’s thesis advisor. Giant no-no there. But clearly he likes her, and he’s covetous, oh, so deliciously covetous of Bella. “Angelfucker” is my new favorite term (read, it will make sense). Read this story. Then read it again. Then come tell me if you’re Team Edward, Team Peter, or maybe even Team Michael?

While you are adding these stories to your favorites list, check out #411′s other recs here!

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Mmmmm... those are some delicious looking cupcakes!

and crew party with the 100 Monkeys, and had this to say about it:

Now I’m sure everyone’s wondering, did Robert Pattinson get to enjoy your cupcakes, did you get to meet him? The answer to that one is a definite yes! Sara and I mustered up the courage to talk to him and I even brought a hamburger cupcake for him to sample and he enjoyed it very much! We had a nice chat with him along with Kellan Lutz, who made it very clear to us that he had taken a business card and wished we were international so he could get mini cupcakes from us in LA!

ps. That night at about 2:30am Sara got a mysterious call from an unknown number which turned out to be Robert Pattinson himself, telling us how “beautiful” our cupcakes were! What a sweet guy! Totally the icing on the cake!!

I have learned some valuable lessons when it comes to Rob. Shall I share with you? Gather round my children and be educated.

1. Rob loves cupcakes, especially ones shaped like hamburgers. Probably takes him back to the days of In n Out Burgers!

2. When you give Rob a business card, you best answer any and every phone call to your phone from now through eternity. I don’t care if you have to wake up in the middle of the night, talk to telemarketers, pay your debts over the phone, WHATEVER. You just have to. Why? This leads to #3…

Mmmm... yeah baby. I LOVE them cupcakes. Oh yeah.

3. No one calls at 2:30 a.m. to tell you how “beautiful” your cupcakes are…unless cupcakes is another name for boobs. Nope, people only call that late when they are looking for a piece of your “cupcake.” Way to go Sara. By not learning lesson 2, you missed lesson 3 and know you are most likely sad face.

4. Rob is smart as shit when making his random booty calls. Actually having the right mind to block your number when drunk dialing a booty call? I bow down to you and your awesome drunk dialing skills Rob!

5. We may have found the only proven comparison between Rob and Tattward (Clipped Wings & Inked Armor), and that drives me insane in a very good way. It makes me want to buy cupcake undies and bustiers and jump my ass on the next plan to Vancouver!

In all seriousness, I love this blog! I love that the ladies were totally respectful and super awesome fangirls. Go and read about their entire night right here!

Enjoy!

Nothing too epic about the first video. I’ve seen all the clips before, but when you combine them with this song, I don’t know. Everything feels so much more sexual, and I like that!

Robert Pattinson – Let’s Get It On

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More fun videos, right after the jump!Oh, here we go. Dear Rob, I am going to reach out and touch you. Get ready for it. It will be awesome!

Robert Pattinson || Reach Out ||

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I like this one cause it’s like you see that dude making a stink about the Mark Segal pics and you turn and flip him off!!

Robert Pattinson – Photoshoot

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Kind of a weak week for videos. Sorry about that. So, please, if you can do better, do so! And if you make a video you’d like to have considered for inclusion, please send me the link!

Robert Pattinson – What are you doing with that surfboard, Rob?

I personally found Teen Choice Awards Rob to be insanely hot. This video will show you why! Those fingers, the awkwardness of the surf board…HAWT!

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More video goodness, after the jump!

Rob Pattinson – breathe me

And of course, a little bit of a downer, but such a good video. Well made and a beautiful song!

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A Tribute To Robert Pattinson

Oh, this one uses a lot of clips I haven’t seen in awhile. Quite yummy!

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Rob… Garbage… Rome… tuxes…*died*

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And now, the biggest video to hit YouTube yesterday…(shhhh…. it’s a secret!)

N to tha M Full Length in HD with No Fan Girl Screaming

(P.S. It’s possible this video may be taken down. If you get here too late…sorry.)

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Look! It's that guy! What's his name? Ron Patterson?!?

Yesterday, my girl over at Random Acts of Rob did a post about confessions of a Rob blogger, which was just brill for sure! So much of the confessions fit me perfectly, but then it got me thinking about how under wraps I am with my obsession for both Rob and Twilight.  This isn’t really confession time so much as tips for all of your Robsessed/Twiobsessed people to appear more like “casual” fans, rather than the raving lunatics we are most days!

1. Post the new movie trailers on Facebook 3 days after the come out.

If you posted the New Moon trailer 5 minutes after MTV showed it, you really gave away all your cards. Do like I did. Wait a week, then post it! My mom (who has not read the books but has seen the movie) was like, “Oh wow. I really want to see this.” Perfect! She has no idea that I watched that trailer about 854 times before I posted it and I was strategically placing it on my Facebook page so she would want to see the movie with me (which I will most likely have already seen 2-3 times before!).

2. Don’t talk about Remember Me or any other Rob movie AT ALL until the official trailer comes out!

Most movies don’t have that kind of pap coverage Remember Me had and the fact that you’ve seen every picture and may have already read the script before most people even know the movie exists is a dead giveaway. It’s like playing a game of poker with your cards facing out. Oh, and when the trailer does come out, be sure to say that it has the “guy from Twilight” in it, not “It’s starring Robert Thomas Pattinson, born May 13, 1986 in London, etc. etc. etc.” If you start spouting off Wikipedia on Rob, they are going to know!

More tips, after the jump!

3. When you travel for your obsession, always say it’s a girl’s weekend!

It’s inevitable if it hasn’t happened yet. You will eventually travel to help quench this thirst for all things Rob and Twilight. Do not tell people where you are going! You know where I went the last weekend in July? I went to Dallas to hang with some girlfriends and go to some concerts. What? There was a Twilight convention? You don’t say… Build your cover and never back down!

4. You love all the music that comes from loving Rob, but never say that is why you love it!

I love Sam, Marcus and Bobby (obviously) and I’ve told normal, non fans about them. But I never, EVER say they are friends with the “guy from Twilight”. Ever! Most causal fans do not know who the

Look mommy! It's Rob!

BFF’s are of the people they like.

5. Try to minimize the obsesssion time in front of the kids.

This is the one I failed at. My son know about the “vampire movie,” can point out Edward and Bella, knows the difference between Rob and Edward and is not afraid to point out any of the stuff to me should we see it in the store. Yeah, Borders is not a safe place for a 4-year-old that enjoys outing his mommy!

6. Never, ever mention Fan Fiction! EVER!

You should have seen my sister-in-law’s face when my hubby said I was reading fan fiction. Wow. She thought I was “looney tunes” for sure from there on out. I didn’t care too much. Tattward had me very tied up at the moment. For some reason, this term just has the wrong impression. Get out your non-descript binders and keep that part of the obsession on the super down low!

Many of you are closet fans! What are your tips for appearing “casual” when out in the real world?