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Putting It All Together Now! Drunk Rob’s 12 Days of Christmas!

Ahhhh… Christmas Eve. I am so looking forward to my Santa duties and dreams of waking up to Robert Pattinson under my tree wearing nothing but a big red bow. (What? That’s ALL I asked for from Santa! I’m positive he will deliver.) And what Christmas carol will I be singing as a put the final touches on the wrapping? Why, the 12 Days of Christmas of course. Drunk Rob style!

And really, you should too. It will just make you happy. And I can guarantee that the hubs/boyfriend/significant other/roommate will LOVE it! And by love it, I mean hate it and probably have you committed. But hey, at least that leaves more time for the Robsession! Score!

One more time DJ… cue the music… The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob gave to me

A case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the second day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the third day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the fourth day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Four black beanies,

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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Days 5 – 8 of the Drunk Rob 12 Days of Christmas!

You remember what you learned yesterday, right? Let’s start there and then we will pick up the new verses. Wow, it’s like music class again and I am your dysfunctional, completely tone deaf teacher.

Cue the music… The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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What the hell is he singing over there?

On the first day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob gave to me

A case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the second day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the third day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the fourth day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Four black beanies,

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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Who Knew a Little Q&A Could Be That Much Fun?

So, some genius somewhere came up with idea of a Q&A that you can post through Twitter, and since I pretty much follow the crowd on everything, I had to give it a try. First off, I realized people ask hilarious questions. Secondly, I realized this was a really great way to get out of doing a real blog today.

After a fun Twitter night, I decided to post my fave Q&A’s for all of you to enjoy. It’s kind of like reading an interview, except more ridiculous and I am really not famous enough to be doing interviews for anybody, even my own blog. Personally, I think the hubs got WAY better questions then me. And by better, I mean more ridiculous.

You mean it's not #normal to FedEx dirty clothes across the country? (Yes, Rob speaks in hashtags in my fantasy.)

If you had the opportunity to interview Rob, what would be the one question you would have to ask?

Do you REALLY have a box of dirty clothes in the corner? And if I get a follow up… Can I please wash them for you? Cause that’s all kinds of disgusting…

Does TheShagDaddy ever fangirl?

Yes. He fangirled badly at the Remember Me trailer yesterday at the theatre. He was repeating all of the lines, and I’m pretty sure people were staring.

If you saw Rob at a bar what would you do?

You mean after I went to the bathroom and fangirled in one of the stalls? Just let him chill…

Anytime you regret pulling TheShagDaddy into the obsession?

Yeah, when he had to do a date with Cardboard Rob and he recites the lines to the Remember Me trailer at the movies. In public.

Seriously, will one of you fold these clothes?!?

No seriously, sometimes I do. It was all slightly more exciting when I had to hide it all the time. But, in the end, it’s SOOOO much easier now that he gets it!

Anytime you wish you wouldn’t be obsessed?

Yeah, every time I stare at the pile of clothes that I need to fold that’s been sitting there for 2 weeks. Other than that… no. Never.

What is the ONE thing, you think makes you obsessed of Twilight? Or Robsessed while we’re at it?

Twilight: Sparkly vampires… enough said! Rob: The lack of brain to mouth filter.

If the TheShagDaddy wasn’t an issue, who would you have sex with, Bobby, Sam, Marcus, or Rob?

Rob. Always Rob. Oh, and TheShagDaddy is never an issue if I have a chance to do Rob. Just sayin’.

Have you ever gotten so drunk that you passed out?

Why yes, yes I have. I was in college after all. I’m pretty sure that is a prerequisite to graduation.

One thing edward has you wish TheShagDaddy would have or could do?

Mmmm… the body of a Greek God!

Rob, Nikki, Kristen. Fuck, marry, kill?

Fuck Kristen, cause let’s face it, a lot of days I think she could make me turn with all her badassness. Marry Rob, cause how can every day waking up to that ever be wrong?!? Kill Nikki, although I don’t

I mean, c'mon. I'm right and you know it.

really dislike her. She just got the short end of the stick on this.

So, you have some burning question you want to ask me. Well, you can go to this site and ask me and I shall answer. Why? Cause I am an #attentionwhore and love talking about my favorite subject… me!


Saturday Video Explosion!

It’s Saturday which mean its time for the ol’ video post. Although with everything going on the past few weeks, I can’t even remember the last time I did a video post, so I have some pretty good ones for you. And, this week, not all of them are gonna be Rob-related, mainly because I found a couple parody videos that I have to share cause they will make you belly roll laugh! Or ROFL, as we say in may house. (Yes, we talk in Internet/Twitter speak even when we are not on the computer. Using hashtags in real life is so full of win!)

Guillermo Dubs Twilight for Latin Fans

No Rob here, but seriously, I dare you to watch this and not laugh. TheShagDaddy and I have been quoting his damn thing for the past week and it is NOT getting old!

More videos, after the jump…

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My Husband is Cheating on Me With Edward

So yeah, I had this really epic weekend that included not only seeing New Moon and getting to hang out with Sam Bradley (more about that on Shack of Soul later this week!), but then Faker Paris had to go and ruin it by posting this video, the now infamous date between my hubby and estranged blogging partner, TheShagDaddy, and our very own cardboard Edward. And since FP’s blog ThinkingofRob does such a better job of summing up all the details on the reason why TheShagDaddy was on the date to begin with:

In case you’re wondering what the heck I’m talk ing about here is a bit of back ground info. the­shagdaddy didn’t believe that we could get 1,000 extra followers on Twitter in 2 days. He made a bet with FP (me) you can check out the details here. His wife Amber from Rob My World decided to jump in with us and made you choose his punishment. You can find her post about it here.

You can also check this post we made when we won here.

So, are you one of the almost 10,000 peeps to already witness this “date?” If not, here you go. Watch it, while I hide under a blanket and die of mortification…

And since I was out this weekend amongst the people and out of the shadows where I normally lurk and say “Robert Patterson” to throw peeps off the scene, I heard a lot of feedback and people asking me what I thought of it all.

I have to say, I have a very hard time watching the video. It’s almost as hard to watch as the time TheShagDaddy took ballet in college and I went to his recital. ::shudders::

But once I pushed past the embarrassment and such, it was actually pretty funny. FP did a kick ass job on the editing and I have to give mad props to my husband for being such an awesome sport about it all!! I guess I am a pretty lucky girl for that one.

Oh, and plus this video spurred one TheShagDaddy’s very first fangirl. Yes, that is right. My husband had a fangirl. She is actually completely adorable and was so sweet, so I had to mention her on the blog! So, brunette_belle, we love ya and you seriously made TheShagDaddy’s year! No lie. And me and TheShagDaddy had our first ever fan photo, which I got right here!

What did you all think of the video? Do you feel a little embarrassed for me?


A Rob-gasam of New Videos!

Yesterday was amazing. This week has been amazing. There has been no shortage of disappointment if you are a Rob fan. So this weeks videos will all be from his promo stuff. Cause let’s face it. Rob just being Rob is the best!

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6 Things I’ll Pretend I Didn’t Know Till Harper’s Bazaar Told Me

Okay, I didn’t know all 6 things about Rob from the Harper’s Bazaar, but damn near. Yep, I’m hitting that moment in my fanantic fan ways that there is rarely an article that tells me anything new. But I do hb8have to say, these 6 things about Rob were super fun and I gotta run with them and give my own two cents (cause that’s what I do!).

Rob: On Driving

“My dad’s a car dealer, but I grew up in London, so I always say I don’t drive…I get driven. I got a driving lesson in Oregon, and then I bought a car in L.A. and I basically learned how to drive by people honking at me. I’m terrible at driving.”
So yeah, this was new information back when it was run in the GQ article. My bigger question is… Rob, do you have good insurance? Do you use the insurance with the lizard, or the annoying chick in the big fake store? (Mental Note: Fly to LA. Drive around till Rob hits me. Yep, that’ll work.) Continue reading

Mmm… It’s a Robilicious Saturday!

Yes, it’s Saturday. Yes that means you get your weekly video fill of Rob. And this week’s are especially yummy! Why do I know this? Because this week is dedicated to the amazing Lost Imortal, who has been keeping use drooling over our computer screens with her amazing Rob video skills.

Dear Lost Imortal,

I love you. I know YouTube has been giving you the business. But I’m glad you are stickin’ it out and gettting all the yummy goodness you provide us with back online. I don’t know how my Robsession can survive without you!

Love, Me (and pretty much everyone else!)

Here are some of the best of the best of Lost Imortal’s videos! Enjoy!!

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Saturday Morning Videos: FAN FAVORITES!

Normally I reserve Saturdays for the best videos of Rob I can find from the previous. This week, I decided to be a bit different and asked my followers on Twitter to send me their FAVE videos of Rob. And they did NOT disappoint. Enjoy your Saturday!

Buhbeesgirl

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R is for Robert!

Okay, for this blog to be funny, you gotta GOTTA know the L-O-V-E song by Nat King Cole. If you don’t, listen to it now on YouTube. We can wait.

You caught up on your pop culture now? Thank goodness. I don’t want you to miss out on this!

Sometimes, I have these great ideas and I think they are lame, but then TheShagDaddy walks in and helps me realize how hilarious theycan be. So the two of us wrote this little diddy in about 10 minutes using R-O-B-E-R-T. Please enjoy and be sure to keep that little tune running through your head while you read. In fact, it may be best if you sing it instead of read, cause then it is way better. Trust. We did it.

Get ready, the song is after the jump!

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