Oh sweet Rob. He keeps donating the goods for charities, which makes me smile. This time, you win a date with Rob… aka they take you to the Breaking Dawn set and let you and 3 of your besties hang out near Rob. Please. Me and 3 friends. Sounds like a crowd to me.
How much is this date gonna cost?
And it seems that this ”date” is upward in the ranges of $30,000. You read right. Thirty- thousand dollars!
Without comparing Rob to a high priced escort (okay, maybe a little) I was thinking of what MY expectations would be should I be the one dropping $30,000 on a date with Rob.
1. I’m gonna need AT LEAST dinner and a movie. Really. That’s a minimum. Plus, I really want to see the new Harry Potter movie and it may take me paying the $30,000 to get a few hours minus kids to go and see it. Plus, I want to freak people out when I yell, “OH EM GEE!! It’s the ghost of Cedric Diggory!! RUN!
2. For $30,000, I’m gonna need a little more then being on the set. You’re gonna have to go on and put me in the movie. I’m sure there is one vampire role left I can fill. I don’t even need any lines. I just really want someone to do my hair and makeup for the dinner and movie. (see #1)
3. Rob is going to have to sing. I need my own Songs from a Living Room, but really the living room is my hotel room (that comes with the $30,000). And I’m the only one there. Cause I’m a selfish bitch when it comes to my music. It’s very indie of me. Love me through it.
4. And finally, for $30,000, I’m gonna need to 1st hand experience this…
Yes. I want Drunk Rob. Really. And I don’t even mind if Rob is drunk for 1-3 either if necessary. And if he’s limited on time, let’s ship in a 6 pack of Four Lokos. That boy will be gone in no time.
Don’t be too shocked that I didn’t include “have my way with him” for the $30,000. I got mad skillz. There would be no need to make that a requirement, ifyouknowwhatimsayingandithinkyado!
P.S. Funny story time… way back when, I was in a date auction. I went for $15 to my guy friend who I made promise to bid on me in case no one else did. Think Rob has a safety net? Maybe his mom is doing all the bidding to save him from any crazy Twimoms out there. The ones who are not normal like us.
What do you think? Is $30,000 enough? Which one of you is going to open your pocket book (and make me one of your 3 friends)?
