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Putting It All Together Now! Drunk Rob’s 12 Days of Christmas!

Ahhhh… Christmas Eve. I am so looking forward to my Santa duties and dreams of waking up to Robert Pattinson under my tree wearing nothing but a big red bow. (What? That’s ALL I asked for from Santa! I’m positive he will deliver.) And what Christmas carol will I be singing as a put the final touches on the wrapping? Why, the 12 Days of Christmas of course. Drunk Rob style!

And really, you should too. It will just make you happy. And I can guarantee that the hubs/boyfriend/significant other/roommate will LOVE it! And by love it, I mean hate it and probably have you committed. But hey, at least that leaves more time for the Robsession! Score!

One more time DJ… cue the music… The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob gave to me

A case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the second day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the third day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the fourth day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Four black beanies,

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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Days 5 – 8 of the Drunk Rob 12 Days of Christmas!

You remember what you learned yesterday, right? Let’s start there and then we will pick up the new verses. Wow, it’s like music class again and I am your dysfunctional, completely tone deaf teacher.

Cue the music… The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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What the hell is he singing over there?

On the first day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob gave to me

A case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the second day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the third day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the fourth day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Four black beanies,

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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My Revised Version of the 12 Days of Christmas — The Drunk Rob Version!

Now, if I was a good and smart little blogger, I would have started really exploiting the holidays sooner. But honestly, I didn’t really realize how close Christmas was until, I don’t know, Saturday when I had to go shopping and deal with all the people. Ick.

Anyway, everyone pretty much does this. You know, reworking the 12 Days of Christmas lyrics to suit their fancy. And who am I to change such a time-honored tradition.

Since I didn’t actually start this 12 days out, we are gonna do the speeded up version. 4x faster to get us to Christmas! Woot!

Cue the music… The Twelve Days Of Christmas

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On the first day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob gave to me

A case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the second day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

—-

On the third day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

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On the fourth day of Christmas,

my drunk Rob sent to me

Four black beanies,

Three plaid shirts,

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

Better check back tomorrow to see what Rob gets me on days 5 – 8. I’m sure they will be as awesome as the first 4 gifts!

Source on the pic: Random Acts of Rob (It’s actually a Gif, but I was too tired to try and figure out why it’s not working.)

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.

Two packs of Marlboro lights,

And a case of Heineken with a Stoli tee.


Who Knew a Little Q&A Could Be That Much Fun?

So, some genius somewhere came up with idea of a Q&A that you can post through Twitter, and since I pretty much follow the crowd on everything, I had to give it a try. First off, I realized people ask hilarious questions. Secondly, I realized this was a really great way to get out of doing a real blog today.

After a fun Twitter night, I decided to post my fave Q&A’s for all of you to enjoy. It’s kind of like reading an interview, except more ridiculous and I am really not famous enough to be doing interviews for anybody, even my own blog. Personally, I think the hubs got WAY better questions then me. And by better, I mean more ridiculous.

You mean it's not #normal to FedEx dirty clothes across the country? (Yes, Rob speaks in hashtags in my fantasy.)

If you had the opportunity to interview Rob, what would be the one question you would have to ask?

Do you REALLY have a box of dirty clothes in the corner? And if I get a follow up… Can I please wash them for you? Cause that’s all kinds of disgusting…

Does TheShagDaddy ever fangirl?

Yes. He fangirled badly at the Remember Me trailer yesterday at the theatre. He was repeating all of the lines, and I’m pretty sure people were staring.

If you saw Rob at a bar what would you do?

You mean after I went to the bathroom and fangirled in one of the stalls? Just let him chill…

Anytime you regret pulling TheShagDaddy into the obsession?

Yeah, when he had to do a date with Cardboard Rob and he recites the lines to the Remember Me trailer at the movies. In public.

Seriously, will one of you fold these clothes?!?

No seriously, sometimes I do. It was all slightly more exciting when I had to hide it all the time. But, in the end, it’s SOOOO much easier now that he gets it!

Anytime you wish you wouldn’t be obsessed?

Yeah, every time I stare at the pile of clothes that I need to fold that’s been sitting there for 2 weeks. Other than that… no. Never.

What is the ONE thing, you think makes you obsessed of Twilight? Or Robsessed while we’re at it?

Twilight: Sparkly vampires… enough said! Rob: The lack of brain to mouth filter.

If the TheShagDaddy wasn’t an issue, who would you have sex with, Bobby, Sam, Marcus, or Rob?

Rob. Always Rob. Oh, and TheShagDaddy is never an issue if I have a chance to do Rob. Just sayin’.

Have you ever gotten so drunk that you passed out?

Why yes, yes I have. I was in college after all. I’m pretty sure that is a prerequisite to graduation.

One thing edward has you wish TheShagDaddy would have or could do?

Mmmm… the body of a Greek God!

Rob, Nikki, Kristen. Fuck, marry, kill?

Fuck Kristen, cause let’s face it, a lot of days I think she could make me turn with all her badassness. Marry Rob, cause how can every day waking up to that ever be wrong?!? Kill Nikki, although I don’t

I mean, c'mon. I'm right and you know it.

really dislike her. She just got the short end of the stick on this.

So, you have some burning question you want to ask me. Well, you can go to this site and ask me and I shall answer. Why? Cause I am an #attentionwhore and love talking about my favorite subject… me!


Today’s Saturday Video Hotness!

Robert Pattinson – Your Song

Um, you all know that normally I don’t post videos that are just pictures set to music (unless I make them cause they are the only ones I can make!). But I came across this one and made an exception for 2 reasons. 1. It is all the Vanity Fair pics in one place and 2. The song is AMAZING!! Like gut wrenching, makes me want to cry even whilst I’m turned on be the pictures.

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Saturday Video Explosion!

It’s Saturday which mean its time for the ol’ video post. Although with everything going on the past few weeks, I can’t even remember the last time I did a video post, so I have some pretty good ones for you. And, this week, not all of them are gonna be Rob-related, mainly because I found a couple parody videos that I have to share cause they will make you belly roll laugh! Or ROFL, as we say in may house. (Yes, we talk in Internet/Twitter speak even when we are not on the computer. Using hashtags in real life is so full of win!)

Guillermo Dubs Twilight for Latin Fans

No Rob here, but seriously, I dare you to watch this and not laugh. TheShagDaddy and I have been quoting his damn thing for the past week and it is NOT getting old!

More videos, after the jump…

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My Husband is Cheating on Me With Edward

So yeah, I had this really epic weekend that included not only seeing New Moon and getting to hang out with Sam Bradley (more about that on Shack of Soul later this week!), but then Faker Paris had to go and ruin it by posting this video, the now infamous date between my hubby and estranged blogging partner, TheShagDaddy, and our very own cardboard Edward. And since FP’s blog ThinkingofRob does such a better job of summing up all the details on the reason why TheShagDaddy was on the date to begin with:

In case you’re wondering what the heck I’m talk ing about here is a bit of back ground info. the­shagdaddy didn’t believe that we could get 1,000 extra followers on Twitter in 2 days. He made a bet with FP (me) you can check out the details here. His wife Amber from Rob My World decided to jump in with us and made you choose his punishment. You can find her post about it here.

You can also check this post we made when we won here.

So, are you one of the almost 10,000 peeps to already witness this “date?” If not, here you go. Watch it, while I hide under a blanket and die of mortification…

And since I was out this weekend amongst the people and out of the shadows where I normally lurk and say “Robert Patterson” to throw peeps off the scene, I heard a lot of feedback and people asking me what I thought of it all.

I have to say, I have a very hard time watching the video. It’s almost as hard to watch as the time TheShagDaddy took ballet in college and I went to his recital. ::shudders::

But once I pushed past the embarrassment and such, it was actually pretty funny. FP did a kick ass job on the editing and I have to give mad props to my husband for being such an awesome sport about it all!! I guess I am a pretty lucky girl for that one.

Oh, and plus this video spurred one TheShagDaddy’s very first fangirl. Yes, that is right. My husband had a fangirl. She is actually completely adorable and was so sweet, so I had to mention her on the blog! So, brunette_belle, we love ya and you seriously made TheShagDaddy’s year! No lie. And me and TheShagDaddy had our first ever fan photo, which I got right here!

What did you all think of the video? Do you feel a little embarrassed for me?


If Rob Were to Be a Product Spokesman…

I love Rob. I hate how his is so worried about being a “sell out,” which I appreciate, but damn. He deserves a little bit of coinage…

more about “Robert Pattinson Starring In A Coca-C…“, posted with vodpod

I’m not gonna mention the Coke thing, cause I’m serious when I say this is almost a deal breaker. I’m a Pepsi girl and proud of it! Luckily, I’m willing to cough up the extra bucks to buy my own soda, so me and Rob are good.

What makes me giggle so much is the fact that Rob knows that he is helping endorse many items without any payment. And we all know how very true this is. In fact, I can think of more then a few things that have made their way in to the RMW household thanks to Rob.

1. Dunkin Donuts coffee

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No lie, when Rob started downing these things all the freakin’ time on the New Moon set, I did too. Every Friday for quite awhile actually. You are welcome, DD. Now give that boy some money!

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R is for Robert!

Okay, for this blog to be funny, you gotta GOTTA know the L-O-V-E song by Nat King Cole. If you don’t, listen to it now on YouTube. We can wait.

You caught up on your pop culture now? Thank goodness. I don’t want you to miss out on this!

Sometimes, I have these great ideas and I think they are lame, but then TheShagDaddy walks in and helps me realize how hilarious theycan be. So the two of us wrote this little diddy in about 10 minutes using R-O-B-E-R-T. Please enjoy and be sure to keep that little tune running through your head while you read. In fact, it may be best if you sing it instead of read, cause then it is way better. Trust. We did it.

Get ready, the song is after the jump!

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My Unedited Convo with TheShagDaddy!

If you missed it, me and TheShagDaddy (actually more of Shag then me) were featured on t5m.com in an article on amberhubbyunicornwhat it is men love about Twilight. If you have not read it yet, then you should read it now before proceeding. We can wait.

Done? Cool. I personally thought this was awesome and give mad props to Amber at Eyes of Amber for setting this up. But what I promised that we would do in that blog is post the unedited version of our conversation. I know. You are all truly shocked that I had to edit that conversation right?

For your Sunday afternoon enjoyment, a conversation between me and my hubs on Twilight:

TheShagDaddy: what the hell do you want to know?

TheShagDaddy: who’s blog is this for again?

Amber: okay, we are supposed to talk about how I got you into twilight

Amber: this is for t5m, who EyesofAmber writes for.

Amber: So, i think we should start at the beginning, when I started reading the books and being annoying

TheShagDaddy: how you got me into twilight? i started reading it to mess with you

Amber: but you used to hate all things Twilight for a bit there

TheShagDaddy: didn’t hate it, just didn’t want to listen to all things related to twilight

Amber: till we watched the movie, right?

TheShagDaddy: yeah but if it didn’t have that dark feeling to it, i may not have watched it all. it started out with a tim burton vibe and that kept my interest

Amber: the blue color, right? you are the only one that liked that, I think!

TheShagDaddy: exactly, the blue did it. with new moon being orange i kind of look at like blue=cold=edward and orange=hot=jacob

TheShagDaddy: i also think i was the only one who like kstew too

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