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Chaps. 13-15, Rosie the Troublemaker and Taking Care of Camel

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Water for Elephantsbook or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Water for Elephants together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already!

Start at the beginning!!

Chapters 1-3, where the waterworks begin!

Chapters 4-6, lots of new characters!

Chapters 7-9, penises, dead horses and an elephant!

Chapters 10-12, Jacob is falling in love, with a girl and an animal

Flash forward. It’s old Jacob. It’s circus day, but he has a few hours before the family shows so he decides to mess around with the horse-faced nurse. After a bit of drama, he manages to get to the window to overlook the circus, admiring the differences and similarities between circuses of today and of old.

And this chapter is where we really learn how awesome Rosemary is. She actually treats Jacob like he’s a real person. She then talks to him about his outburst with McGuinty, and asks him to make an effort with the other residents. And he does it because he really like Rosemary. As do I. Sweet lady!

Flash back to young Jacob. Marlena has disappeared since her injury, and Rosie is starting to be more obedient with August. It’s like everything is just going forward.

Then Earl comes and get’s Jacob. Apparently something is wrong with Camel. Jacob is hesitant to look at him, since Camel is a human not an animal, but goes ahead. Camel’s feet are “floppy” and he’s losing feeling in the front. Something is wrong and Jacob says he wants to get a doctor.

When Jacob gets back to his room, Walter asks what is going on. Once he hears the symptoms, he tells Jacob that its jake leg, which comes from drinking a bad batch of jake. He explains that there is nothing you can do, and within two weeks of drinking it, you become paralyzed.

Next day is payday. Jacob is planning to get his money to try and pay for a doctor to come and look at Camel. But it just so happens that Uncle Al has run out of money, so the working men are not getting paid. At all. Of course, Jacob has no idea where he falls in this mix, so he stays in line to see what happens. It doesn’t happen. No money for him.

Jacob goes to Marlena and August to see if they know a doctor. He has to be kind of secretive, cause obviously no one can find out about Camel or he risks getting red lighted. Marlena says she will send for Jacob once her doctor is finished checking her feet.

And when it comes down to the pay cuts, Rosie is being blamed. Men are going missing overnight, most likely red lighted. Jacob goes to see if Camel is one of them, but he is still there, and drunk. The doctor comes, and Jacob after trades away his father’s pocket watch, the doctor agrees to examine Camel. The doctor confirms that its jake leg, and that it has no cure.

Jacob goes to Walter and asks if he can bring Camel to stay in there room. Walter agrees, with the idea that they will try and contact Camel’s son to take him. They hide him behind their trunks in their room. This is kind of a big deal. This is when you really realize that Walter and Jacob are friends.

Marlena asks to speak with Jacob. After a few moments of sorting out the need for a doctor, it’s clear that August has been telling Marlena that Jacob has been with Barbara and that is what she thought the doctor was for. It wasn’t quite spelled out, but you get they are talking about STDs. Ick. Then Marlena brings up the kiss in the alley. Jacob apologizes, but it seems that Marlena doesn’t want it. Marlena says she can’t stop thinking about him, and then… she panics. And asks Jacob to leave.

Camel stays hidden behind the trunks during the day and only comes out while the train is moving. The paralysis is getting worse. Walter is being great about helping out and taking care of Camel as well. And all poor Jacob can think about is Marlena and their last conversation.

Walter makes it his duty to find Camel’s son, and using a lot of liqueur, manages to get his name and last location out of Camel. He get his son to agree to meet up and take Camel, although it will still be several weeks before it happens.

And finally Marlena makes her reappearance. Jacob watches her act for the first time ever and is mesmerized by the way she controls the horses and the way she performs. It is clear this is what she is meant to do. And it is clear the Jacob is completely in love with her.

You know what I can’t wait to see play out on the big screen? Jacob totally losing his shit in the lunch room and yelling about how great Ringling Brothers is. Gah, that will be win.

Unfortunately, the next scene ends in the loss of Queenie, Walter’s little dog. It’s really pretty sad, since Queenie is all Walter really has. But Jacob has to make this amazing move to grab Walter, throw him on the train and get on himself that will be awesome to see all played out. Camel finally finds out, while sober, that the guys tend to give him back to his son. He’s pissed. Something bad happened between them, but I don’t know exactly what.

Marlena shows up, but it appears she’s looking for Walter. Apparently, Queenie was running along side the train and August made a daring rescue. She was just bringing Queenie back to Walter, and Jacob thanks her.

Then comes the case of the missing lemonade. Two stops and two vats of lemonade disappear. On the third stop, they realize it’s Rosie. She is pulling her stake, drinking the lemonade, then going back and sticking it back in the ground. Uncle Al is furious. He is getting fed up with Rosie and the amount of money she is costing him without even performing. Uncle Al tells August that he is taking the money for the lemonade from his pay.

August is furious and head for Rosie with the bull hook in hand. Marlena tries to stop him, but he ends up throwing her to the ground. Jacob goes to stop him. Marlena tells Jacob he’ll only make it worse and that he doesn’t understand. When Jacob asks for her to enlighten him, Marlena bursts into tears, and they end the chapter just holding each other.


I Had Way Too Much Fun With the Character Portraits. Lame Manips Straight Ahead.

The fine people over at EclipseMovie.org dropped all the character portraits on us, minus backgrounds. I was admiring them when whoever wrote the post made a comment I hadn’t thought of… “makes it easier for editing.”

And since Summit is pissing me off with all of their Eclipse premiere mind games, I decided to have some fun with their characters. Cause I can, and because I needed a quick smile.

Edward, you are looking a little tense. You know the one place you can’t go to without smiling?!? Chuck E. Cheese! But seriously… do not EAT those animals! It will be mucho embarrassing when you realize they are all mechanical and shiz.

And poor Bella… Alice wrangles her into the big foo-foo wedding instead of her real dream, running off to Vegas to marry Edward, do the hibbity dibbity, and then tell no one cause she’s embarrassed that she’s married. Yeah…. whatever girl, here’s helping you get to your “dream” wedding!

Well, Jacob, it was just time to send you where you belong. But don’t worry, I chose a pound filled with adorable puppies!! You are welcome!

Jasper, honey, there was really only one good place for you to go. So get to stepping. I got the appointment all set up for you.

Have you seen the size of Leah’s boobs? Holy crap!! If the whole beta to Jacob’s alpha doesn’t work out, well, there is always a job for you at Hooters. And really, it wouldn’t hurt for you to eat a couple of those chicken wings, just so you know…

Oh noes!! Uh, this is awkward…

Sorry for the lameness, but I haven’t done any cheesy manips in awhile, so I needed to get it out of my system. And….. done!


Chaps 10-12, Jacob is falling in love, with a girl and an animal

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Water for Elephantsbook or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Water for Elephants together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already!

Start at the beginning!!

Chapters 1-3, where the waterworks begin!

Chapters 4-6, lots of new characters!

Chapters 7-9, penises, dead horses and an elephant!

Enter Rosie! Of course, August is pissed because the rumor is the elephant is stupid. But she impresses Jacob and

Marlena, and witnesses that first “moment” between the two. They just dance for a moment, but Rosie smiles and loves it, but then Marlena pulls away. Naturally, I think. I mean, she is married.

August is pissed about the elephant. Not just the cost of it, but the way it will cause issues on the circus with the caste system that is set up between the performers and the working men. Whoa, look at me, busting out some for serious vocabulary like caste.

Jacob leaves to find a very friendly Kinko, who throws him in the mix at his party where Jacob becomes extremely intoxicated. Enter Barbara and Nell. You remember Barbara, right? She’s like the official circus prostitute, and she has her sites set on Jacob.

Awkwardness abounds, since the girls are trying to get this poor, drunk virgin Jacob to do it, and alcohol was having some serious effects for Jacob’s downstairs and it all ends with him barfing on Nell and them dressing him in a gown with clown makeup and stuffing him in a box. And then he gets to take the walk of shame, without really even getting the shame part of it all. But hell, I can’t help but laugh at it all.

And we continue to witness August’s seeming hatred of the animals with the slaughter of horses to feed the cats and the way he treats Rosie. Marlena and Jacob watch it, and have another moment where they hold hands. And now we can officially call Kinko Walter, because him and Jacob have pretty much made up.

Jacob has an epiphany, which is that he is more like his father then he realizes. That he cannot leave the animals because that would be leaving them to  August and Al, which would be wrong. It’s not only his duty, but he would be doing right by his father as well.

Once again, August is trying to make up to Jacob by taking him and Marlena out to what appears to be a speak easy. Then Marlena pulls him out to dance once August leaves, which August does not seem too pleased about. Then… a raid.

Marlena and Jacob escape together and can’t find August, so they end up alone. And then Jacob kisses her. Marlena starts to accept it, then realizes what she is doing and tears off. Jacob feels terrible, and is more embarrassed about that kiss then the barfing.

Walter picks up quickly on Jacob’s feelings towards Marlena. He warns him that August is dangerous, but at the same time, Jacob has to keep playing the act. He has to act like nothing happened because if not, he know’s August will probably lose it.

Uncle Al decides it’s time to put Rosie to good use and forces an elephant act. Even though no one is ready, Marlena takes control and pulls off and amazing show that leaves her hurt. While everyone fusses over her, Jacob is sent off to retrieve Rosie, who is off eating someone’s garden in town. This is where Jacob discovers the secret of alcohol  for elephants. Unfortunately, August is not pleased about everything and takes the bull hook from Jacob and goes to punish Rosie.


WfE Book Club: Chaps. 7-9, Penises, dead horses and an elephant

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Water for Elephantsbook or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Water for Elephants together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already!

Start at the beginning!!

Chapters 1-3, where the waterworks begin!

Chapters 4-6, lots of new characters!

Seems like August is trying to redeem himself after the incident with the cats by inviting Jacob to his room for a fancy dinner with the wife, Marlena. Everything is going fantastic and it seems Jacob starts to change his mind about August until that one fleeting moment before he passes out. The moment Jacob says he appears to be a different man. He passes out and Marlena explains that he has his little moments.

Poor Jacob. He passes out after getting drunk at the dinner, pulls a walk of shame (minus the sex) back to his cart and then walks in on Kinko, um, having his way with himself. Hell, I think I blushed when I read it, so I cannot even imagine what Jacob is thinking.

After running out of the room, Jacob meets up with Otis to feed the cats. Unfortunately, their is no refrigeration on the train so the meat has taken a turn south, maggots and all. It’s clear there is no way they can feed it to the animals. Then he goes to check on Silver Star, who is with Marlena. It’s clear the horse is going to have to be put down.  He gets a gun from August, and regardless of the possibility of being “redlighted,” puts the horse down.

While Jacob sits and waits for the train to leave without him, August finds him to tell him he’s fine and won’t be redlighted. And then there is this sickening moment where you realize how Silver Star’s body was disposed of. Ewww.

Flash forward to old man Jacob waking up in restraints with Rosemary, the good nurse. She shows Jacob that she does have some respect for him and his wishes, and you just can’t help but smile for a moment, cause I know she is. And I had to laugh at the story about bathing, being undressed and how not all things have died at 90.

And of course, the story about his wife, and how the children shuffled him off to the “assisted living center” as soon as the opportunity arose after she passed. Once again, my gut is just ripped and I’m hoping I never have to make a decision like that. Or that a decision is made like that for me. Ugh. Getting old sucks.

But the family is coming today, and it’s circus day. So Jacob is happy and really doesn’t care too much about all those things for the moment.

Jacob gets his breakfast in his room, and is enjoying the reappearance of cream, until he starts looking into the mirror. This is really the part where I hate that the book is in 1st person, cause I so teared up. You just think of all the elderly people in your family and wonder if they saw the same thing, someone staring back that was not them.

And now we jump back to young Jacob. Do these flashback sometimes make you crazy? They do me. I can’t help it. I hate having to wait a chapter to know what happens next in the world of young/old Jacob. The train pulls up to the defunk circus, and Uncle Al starts his work, meeting with remaining circus peeps who want a job and turning most of them down.

Watching the whole process of taking over another circus is interesting. This is also when we learn that August really has no heart for the animals. While Jacob is fussing and worrying about them, August lets the ones from the other circus starve to help the business discussions go. And then gets pissed at Marlena when she gives her food to some of the non-picked up employees still hanging around. It’s just obvious the man has no humanity. None. Zero. Zilch.

And finally now, we see what Uncle Al has really acquired from the circus, which is an elephant.  And considering we all know the name of this book, you know it’s pivotal.


Am I Nervous About Eclipse? Nope. Not Too Much Anymore.

Whereas by this time I knew damn near every in and out of New Moon, Eclipse remains as elusive as ever. The movie we know nothing about (other then the entire story line) is finally starting to coming into focus. Possibly.

Thank you Oprah for this.

Compared to what in my opinion was a lack luster first trailer for Eclipse, this one delivers. I get to see action, I get to see newborns, I get to see non-Rachelle Victoria and I get too see an engagement ring that the prop department clearly got from a $.25 machine outside the local Walmart. Now, officially, I am really excited!

As with what seems to be the majority of peeps, Eclipse is my favorite book in the series. I love the action wrapped around a love story. Makes everything much more interesting. So I kind of have high expectations for this movie. And the fact that everything has been so secret was worrying me a little. I wasn’t sure if Summit learned their lesson from whoring out too much New Moon, or if there was some back room concern I didn’t know about.

Either way, this trailer right here makes me feel WAY better about everything. Now, if they would just announce the soundtrack listing, I would be a happy camper. In a tent. With just Robward.


WfE Book Club: Chaps 4-6, Lots of New Characters!

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Water for Elephantsbook or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Water for Elephants together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already!

Start at the beginning!!

Chapters 1-3, where the waterworks begin!

We pick right back up outside of all Barbara’s tent, but this time she is “entertaining” for $2 a person. Ew! Poor Camel,drinking his jake, finally tries to figure out Jacob’s story. When Jacob says he has nothing to go back home to, Camel leaves it at that. Pretty sure he just gets that whatever it is, it must be bad. So he begins the work of getting Jacob on the show.

We finally meet Uncle Al, the leader of the show. It’s clear Camel is not in a high enough position to garner much attention from Uncle Al, so his first attempt is fruitless. So Camel goes and sees Earl. I picture Earl as a scary looking man, but clearly has a good heart. When he grabs up Camel and gets him up on the train, you know right away he is one of the good guys.

After an uncomfortable night on the train that shows us there is no love for the Polish (which Jacob is), Earl gets him up and takes him to Uncle Al. Literally throwing him in to see him, but it apparently is all part of the plan, which Jacob is not aware of. I have to say, Jacob is quick on his feet the entire conversation, except for the fact that even he can’t work around the fact that Uncle Al is off his nut.

Then we really meet August. August who comes to the rescue and reveals that Jacob went to vet school, earning Jacob a shot at a job on the show. Seemingly a nice guy, right?

Then we are introduced to Kinko. This is like the chapter for introducing characters, right? Clearly he is not excited about having Jacob in his space, but mainly cause he is a performer and snooty, which you just had to know they would be.

And now we are back to old man Jacob, who is being woken up by the nurse Rosemary. I do hope if I have to ever be in a home like that, I have a Rosemary with me. He’s watching the circus that’s across the way, and it seems like even though he is trying not to show his excitement, you can tell he is. And how jealous he is of the other people that get to go first. So jealous that it makes him grouchy. And the non-Rosemary nurse isn’t helping matters either.

Then comes the incident in the dining room, and Jacob gets so upset at the lack of real food that he throws his tray. So they decide he is depressed and give him new meds, and I just feel wretched about it cause I can’t really blame him for the outburst. It’s so sad, and continues my theory that I really never want to put anyone in my family in a nursing home.

Back to younger Jacob, and after a horrible night of sleep, it’s time to meet Marlena and take care of her horse. And let it be known, I can actually picture Reese in this role, even though so many are having trouble with it. I get it. I think she’ll be fine.

After a look at Silver Star, Jacob knows it’s bad. Really bad. But then crazy Uncle Al basically says Jacob has a job, as long as he can fix the horse.

We also learn exactly what Uncle Al is all about. A vulture of a ringmaster who chases down busted shows and buys up what he can, hires performers who have no where to go. That’s how he’s pretty much built his show. So as soon as word of a show collapsing happens, Uncle Al packs up everything and goes.

August continues taking care of Jacob, getting him water and a change of clothes. And personally, I cannot wait to see Kinko yelling at Jacob about touching his stuff. Hearing someone of a small stature call Rob a pisshead is just going to make my day!

We kinda get a brief glimpse of the first moment of crazy from August. Jacob and him go to feed the cats meat (which is already horribly bad) and August sets him up to get bit by a lion. Luckily the lion had no teeth, but August finds it hilarious. Almost sickeningly so. And that’s when the warnings come from others too that Jacob needs to be very careful around August.

There is also the first moment of something between Jacob and Marlena. When she looks at his arm where the lion bit him, and you can already see there is something starting there. Like they get each other.

So what did you all think? Anything you can’t wait to see on film?


WfE Book Club: Chaps 1-3, Let the Water Works Begin!

SPOILER ALERT!!! If you are not reading or planning to read Water for Elephants book or script, then do not read this post or the comments. We are reading Water for Elephants together and I want everyone to feel free to discuss openly. You should join us if you haven’t already! Go and catch up!!

Oh, was that prologue intriguing or what?!? Anytime someone gets a stake in the head in the first 4 pages, I mean, you

know you are in for something good. The first time I read that, I seriously gasped out loud. Then I thought, yep, this book is going to be good!

Then we go into the first chapter with the older Jacob, and a look into the world of assisted living. Ick! I feel bad that any of my relatives have had to go through this, and I swear the descriptions may make me seriously reconsider placing any other family members in such care. I swear, with the descriptions, I too could smell the Depends. I kind of can’t wait to see who they’ll cast as the older Jacob. I always picture James Garner. He’s like my go to vision of an older man. Plus, he just seems like he could carry that bad ass attitude that older Jacob kind of has. I can totally see him arguing with another old man about the water.

Okay, chapter 2, before we even get into the part where I start crying like a baby, can we talk about all the ways Twilight relates back. First, yes, Rob will be playing Jacob. And although these characters go away pretty quick, Edward the room mate and Catherine Hale, the girl he’s interested in. C’mon. It’s too much! You have to smile a little bit at that, especially before the hammer drops. Continue reading


New Eclipse Stills…. Wigs, Angry Robward, Tiny Taycob…

Mmmm…. finally we can start ramping up for Eclipse. Like most of you, this book is my fave, plus this is our last shot this year to see Rob on the big screen, so we gotta enjoy it while we can. Summit was feeling generous to the fandom today, so they decided to release some official stills.

What stinks if only ONE has Robward in it, and freaky Taycob is in it too. Boo. But its okay, I gots plenty of thoughts on all of them, even those minus Rob.

Ooh! Intense convo, straight ahead. I will say this… hair… win, wardrobe…win, looking like you really want to beat the shit out of Jacob… MAJA WIN! Robward is looking more and more like what I imagined in my head when I read the books (or at least what I imagined once I was properly introduced to the world of Robert Pattinson).

Much, much more after the jump! Continue reading


Can I Tell You a Secret?

This behind-the-scenes picture from the shoot for the New Moon poster made its way to the interwebs:

0034kx4zAnd it reminded me of something. I know you are all Rob fans (if not, what the hell are you doing here) so maybe some of you might at least sympathize with me…

I was not necessarily in favor of TayTay continuing his role as Jacob after Twilight.

::ducks the fan girl pitchforks and snaps pics to send to Chris Hansen::

That box, damn that box just reminds me of it soooo much. When I pictured Jacob in my head, TayTay did fit him perfectly… in Twilight. But, he never fit for the rest of the saga, for me.

Maybe it’s because I pictured Jacob as basketball-esque in stature (you know, really effing tall) and I knew, no matter what, TayTay could not make himself grow in height. Hence the box, which is what makes him taller then KStew, although still not as tall as Rob. And when I reread New Moon, it talks about how Edward has to look up at Jacob because of his height. Gah, why do I care this much?

I know, it’s lame. I shouldn’t be so hung up on it because I don’t know anyone that will fit the part. TheShagDaddy said I was being ridiculous when I brought this up to him, and I know it’s bad when he says I am silly. I mean, he is the most anti-Team Jacob person I know! If he can accept it, I should too, right? I am just struggling…

And I do have to give TayTay mad props for working his ass off to keep the role. In that aspect, he totally deserves it.And I’m sure once I sit down and watch New Moon for the first time, I will totally be convinced.

So, we all know there were about a bazillion and one mistakes in Twilight, but what did you think of this decision? Have you been Team Taylor from the beginning, or did you kind of think his role might be better played by someone else? And be honest! We are all friends here.

Source: RP Life

 


DCFC Knows What Sells! And It Ain’t TayTay!

Yesterday was the debut of the music video for Meet Me on the Equinox by Death Cab for Cutie, the song that will be kind of the anthem for New Moon. I watched the video 100 a couple of times and noticed something. Let me see if you see it…

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Source: Random Acts of Rob Continue reading


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