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Rob’s Leaves Little to my Imagination, To Which I Say FINALLY!

First things first… Dear Mom, if this is the ONE day you decide to read my blog, please don’t. Close the window now and come back to tomorrow. Maybe. Love, Your FAVORITE Daughter

Now, back to business.

Well, sometimes even I am left speechless…

Um, someone's little monster looks like they want to come out and play.

Deep breath in, deep breath out…

Whew.  I think we need to look at this again. Perhaps with a bit of a close up, eh? (I know NONE of you are disagreeing with that.)

Does that do anything for ya?

Sooooo, I’ve been trying for a very long time to discount this as something else. TheShagDaddy was trying to convince me that it was just Rob’s phone. I almost believed him. But then I realized why he would say this…

Jealousy. It’s a bitch, and I think the dude has it.

Rob is gonna have to learn some lessons on keeping things a bit more under wraps. First off, Rob, we know you bought some undies. It may be a good time to wear them. Secondly, go ahead and take a cue from Kellan, cause after NUMEROUS meetings of the paparazzi to his ::ahem:: “business,” he finally figured it out.

The towel is keeping that anaconda under control!

I am slightly sad about this. I mean, back in the day circa 2009, a pic of Kellan leaving the gym used to leave little to the imagination. Now I have to settle for just a wee bit of nipple action. Which I will take!

So what do you think ladies? Is that the real deal? Or just something in his pocket that just happens to be phallic shaped? Wait, wait?!? Don’t tell me. Don’t ruin the dream.


Other Things to Think About Instead of… You Know

No, I am not blogging about the pictures. I will link you if you don’t know what I am talking about right here.

Plenty of other stuff came about yesterday, so I pulled the best I could find to try and help distract you from the above pictures! ;) In fact, I actually learned other things yesterday from all the press crap going down. Wanna see? of course you do…

1. If you try to talk to Rob for a full 3 minutes, you can count on having the hammer dropped on you.

It’s shame, cause Rob doesn’t exactly answer questions quickly, but you better hurry it on up if you want to talk to him. Start approaching that 3 minute mark and I swear you can hear the “get the hell off the stage already” Oscar music.

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The Drought Is Over

I was offline most of the day yesterday, which meant of course that a certain British guy with amazing hair and gorgeous jaw porn finally surfaced. I was all kinds of jazzed, till I realized it was more airport pictures with no smiles and a couple that look like he might be saying “things” to the paparazzi (or at least I hope).

But, in the interest of news and the fact that several of Rob’s more endearing factors showed up, I still have to caption and share!

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He seems confused. Like he wants to say "Damn! Have you guys been sitting outside this airport for hours waiting on me?"

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Was Rob the Right Choice for Edward?

I was totally not on the Twilight bandwagon when there was much debate, battle and petitions over who should and should not  play the role of Edward Cullen. That’s probably good that I wasn’t here in Rob - skinny tie (Edwardesque)the world yet, cause all these petitions and cast announcements stress me out. I mean, the Taylor playing Jacob thing really had me on edge until the decision was made. But hey, I’m pretty much able to deal with any casting decision once it’s been made.

Cougar Cathy (also commonly known as Catherine Hardwicke) finally revealed her top 4 guys for the part of Edward Cullen. Honestly, I was kind of surprised at the final four of the race to be Edward Cullen. I definitely think out of these guys, Rob was the right choice, but let’s take a moment to look at the other three and pretend for a moment, just for fun.

jackson-rathboneRunner Up #1 – Jackson Rathbone

I say this as nicely as I can, but Jackson just doesn’t have “it.” He seems like a super nice guy, but I’ve seen him in person and well, I was not impressed. I didn’t see anything that made me think “most beautiful man in the world.” I saw something that was more like “little dude who is the lead in a crazy band that makes my heart sad.” I mean, he did get a pretty good prize for being first runner-up, a spot in the movie as Jasper Cullen! And, really, I can’t see anyone else as Jasper. I really can’t. I think Cougar Cathy made a good choice on moving him over there.

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Twicon Review! And It Ain’t Good.

FUCKERY!!!

FUCKERY!!!

Okay, let me clarify this before I start this blog. Sam, Bobby and Marcus were, for the most part, not part of my Twicon experience. Therefore, my Brit Pack breakdown will be tomorrow. There are too many happy memories with that I don’t want sullied with the fuckery that was Twicon. I know you guys are eager for it, but I’m not posting it till I get all the pics and vids good! ;)

Twicon was the ultimate epic fail! While there were good moments, which I will try to concentrate on, the whole convention was a cluster of disorganization, a staff that didn’t care and rude/uninformed volunteers (not all were rude, but ALL were uninformed!).I mean, this is to a point that once my anger has subsided a bit and I feel like I can write a constructive e-mail rather than a bitchy one, I am doing it. I will not ask for my money back, but trust me when I say this: Never waste your time and money with it. They are having 2 next year and I wouldn’t recommend either.

But for the good stuff (unfortunately there wasn’t much, and I’ve blogged some of it, including the opening day of Twicon and Friday’s drunk blog (sorry about vid, will edit and put in blog tomorrow), but there is a little bit more for you all.

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My Personal Goals for TwiCon & How to Stay Connected!

twicon logoAs most of you may already know, I will be at Twicon in Dallas, TX from today through Sunday. Twicon is a massive fan organized convention, and while it has nothing on the star power of Comic Con, it will be a great time to meet up with so many of my online friends and act like complete nerds for the next 4 days.

Like any good blogger and attendee, I have set certain goals to achieve whilst at Twicon. This way, when I think I haven’t humiliated myself enough I can just look at this list and see what is left to cross off!

Show Peter Facinelli my awesome contribution to the Follow Peter campaign and get a hug which he initiates!

Watch out banana man! This ass is going to be in your face!

Watch out banana man! This ass is going to be in your face!

Dance a little too inappropriately with the 100 Monkeys Bananager, and LOVE it!

Rub Kellan’s abs, for good luck, you know! And blog research. It’s a tough job, but someone’s got to do it!

Run my finger’s through Jackson’s  pretty, pretty, non New Moon hair!

Run into Mike Welch. Reenact butt dance with him (We all know that was YOUR brilliant idea for the movie!), then apologize for his mistreatment at Comic Con.

Have Sam tweet a message to all my Twitter followers since apparently that is what an LTR girl is supposed to do when they meet him.

Go to at least one fan fiction panel, blush uncontrollably (just like Bella, ha ha) and run out of the room.

Scoring one of the 200 drop cards (key chains) Sam will be giving away at his next few shows in anticipation of his EP release on August 29th!

Find Rob at All Night Show, get him into his Drunk Rob state, show him the way behind the dumpster. (Okay, I know Rob is not supposed to be there, but I hold false and unrealistic expectations. Don’t ruin it for me!)

AND THE BIGGEST GOAL! Have tons of fun with all my Twitter friends who will officially become my real life friends. Woo hoo!

Cause every post needs a hot picture of Rob...

Cause every post needs a hot picture of Rob...

Okay good fangirls and boys! You know you want to be a part of the action and live the entire Twicon experience vicariously through me. Here is what you need to do to keep up…

1. Follow me on Twitter.

My Twitter peeps will get everything first, and probably some stuff that will never make it to my blog. If you are not already following me, then do it now. I am @AmberRMW and I promise you won’t regret following me even after Twicon. Yep, I am that awesome.

2. Watch for updates on my blog!

Here is how the blogging for the next 4 days will work. I am going to have one main post for the entire day. So, for example, I will have a Thursday post later today. All Thursday stuff will go on the Thursday post. On Friday, I will start a new Friday post. This will be easiest for me (since some updating will be done from my phone) and also for my international friends who will be asleep most of the time I am at Twicon. Of course, it all goes back to #1. If you follow me on Twitter, I will let you know when I update the daily post. Also, the best way to never miss a post EVER is to subscribe to my RSS feed. If you don’t use Google Reader to keep up with your Robbie news, you are really missing out!

3. Subscribe to the Rob My World YouTube channel.

I have a little mini video camera. While it’s not the best camera in the world, it’s light and easy so I plan to take plenty of video. All of it will be posted to my Rob My World YouTube channel and the only way to be sure you won’t miss any vids is to subscribe. I will, of course, tweet when I add new videos, but it is likely that not all the videos will make it to my blog.

I am so looking forward to this and I hope you guys are able to enjoy it as much as I am!! Please share, share, SHARE this information with any other Twilight fans you may know! And if you are going to be at Twicon, look for me! Not sure how to identify myself, so just approach every blonde and ask her if her name is Amber, ‘kay? Eventually you will find me!


Oh Kellan, Kellan, Kellan… You Have the BEST Pre-Twilight Resume!

I know this is Rob my world, but I feel like Rob deserves a break today. He’s had a lot of attention and it’s time for a break. Just for a day, no worries! ;)

Today, I turn my attention to Kellan Lutz, arguably the 2nd hottest guy in Twilight. Some of you may disagree, and that’s okay. I just get all mesmerized with the abs and then I break into a cold sweat and break out. I’ll be meeting Kellan at Twicon and one of my goals is to have a little feel of the abs, so this post is just a warm up for me in getting in the mood for Kellan. Then again, I’m never not in the mood for Kellan. It’s just, I’m in the mood more for Rob. Sorry Kellan bear!

Anyways, I don’t know if you guys know this, but Kellan has, literally the BEST pre-Twilight resume! And by best, I mean not so much. This was inspired by the release of more of Kellan’s modeling work. But this is not Abercrombie or Levis. No, no. Welcome to high school prom Kellan! Anyone want a corsage?

Kellan wins prom king! I love the super hot purple flower sash. There is nothing that turns me on more then a guy wearing a purple sash with flowers. Maybe the prom peeps are thinking this will be a good sell for the local gay pride parade.

Kellan wins prom king! I love the super hot purple flower sash. There is nothing that turns me on more then a guy wearing a purple sash with flowers. Maybe the prom peeps are thinking this will be a good sell for the local gay pride parade.

This girl is laughing a little too much. And I can't see Kellan's hands. What is going on? Have the started the after party a litle too soon?!?

This girl is laughing a little too much. And I can't see Kellan's hands. What is going on? Have the started the after party a little too soon?!?

Source: NewMoonMovie.org

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Help Me Decide!! Who Should I Meet at Twicon?!?

So, as you all know (or maybe not, since I have lots of new readers now!), after much begging, pleading and “special hugs” for the hubby, I will be attending Twicon in Dallas, TX later this summer. No, Rob is not scheduled to attend, but I hold unrealistic hopes that he will show up to hang with his “Brit Pack” friends.

Back to the point of this post. Tonight, I must make a TOUGH decision. Every attendee gets to choose one of the attending cast members to get a guaranteed autograph. Only one! So, since I will be live blogging and tweeting EVERYTHING for my readers, I thought maybe you all might like a say and can help me pick who I should meet! I’ve already broke it down to my top 3, so you just have to help me choose from one of them!

Let’s meet our contestants!

Kellan Lutz

Kellan Lutz

Oh yes, the 2nd best looking vampire (in my opinion), this boy seems so adorable whenever I see him in any videos. Plus, he has some washboard abs that literally make me want to cry. *tears up* And maybe, just maybe, if he looks away for half a second, I could steal that newsboy cap right off his head!!

Peter Facinelli

Peter Facinelli

Kindly referred to as Papa C., I feel just a wee bit closer to him then I did just a few days ago. I mean, Peter gave me Internet fame for a full 24 hours! And, well, I really believe he owes me a hug after I was a part of the major push for him to win his Twitter bet!

Jackson Rathbone

Jackson Rathbone

Jackson just seems like such a fun guy, and I’d love the opportunity to tell him he got screwed in Twilight when they cut out all his best parts (including, you know, his special power)! The only thing that makes me not vote for him is that I am going to the 100 Monkeys concert and I plan to dance with the Banamanager and I know Jackson is going to want to meet me after that!

Vote after the jump!

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Your Athletic Ability Makes Me Laugh!

I come from an EXTREMLEY athletic family. Everyone plays a sport. EVERYONE! And if you aren’t at least decent at one, you kind of get shunned. I know, I know…luckily I was pretty decent at softball so I was safe!

And there have been these videos that completely mock poor Robbie’s athletic ability, or lack there of. I love that Rob is uncoordinated and kind of the opposite of what I’ve grown up with. Awww… refreshing, but still effing hilarious!

Enjoy the non-athletic world of Rob Pattinson!

I realize the first video is from a movie, so you could make the argument that he was just acting. But no, I really don’t think so. There is no way you can fake that kind of suckiness!

I have no doubt in my mind that Kellan is NOT exaggerating on this!!

Rob’s running is cute, like a mountain goat. WTF?!?

And, from the “mountain goats” mouth, he at least admits to running like string cheese.

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How to Convince the Hubby to Let Me to Go to TwiCon

Sometimes living in the middle of the country pays off. Not when hoping to meet anyone famous. Not when hoping Sam Bradley may cruise through for a quick set. BUT when wanting to go to TwiCon 2009!

So, what’s holding me back? Oh yeah, $255 to register, plus additional $20 to go to 100 Monkeys concert. Hubby not excited about that. In hopes of convincing him that he should definitely most positively let me go and that this IS a good investment of $275, I’m listing all the great reasons I have to be there.

1. It’s in Dallas, within driving distance. No expensive airfare.

2. Got a place to crash, for free. No expensive hotel.

3. Ashley Greene will be there, and who else but me can invite her to the big LTT/LTR sleepover we are all having.

4. Someone mentioned that a girl got to touch Kellan’s abs while at another convention. I must touch Kellen’s abs.

There aint nothing wrong with good ol blog research!

There ain't nothing wrong with good ol blog research!

(What?!? It’s research for my blog!!)

5. Bobby Long AND Marcus Foster will both be there. If they throw Sam Bradley in that mix, I am so done!

6. Jackson will be there with 100 Monkeys, and it is my goal to figure out where the after party will be and chill with “Jasper.”

7. I must know if Billy Burke’s amazing ‘stache is real. And then ask him to be my dad!

8. Do a booty dance with Mike Welch! (We all know that was YOUR brilliant idea for the movie!)

9. Hillywood will be there! HILLYWOOD!!! Don’t know who they are? Well, you do now.


AND THE MOST IMPORTANT REASON OF ALL…


Cmon... if it happens at Wal-Mart, it can happen anywhere!

C'mon... if it happens at Wal-Mart, it can happen anywhere!

10. What if Rob makes an appearance?!? I know you doubt me, but if he can show up at the Wal-Mart headquarters in Bentonville, AR, then he could end up in Dallas (especially if his boys Long and Foster are there). It COULD happen!!

There is my Top 10…do you all have any other good reasons I can use as ammunition?

All I know, is if I win, you will all be rewarded with pics, first hand accounts, etc., and my hubby will get numerous “special hugs!”

Update:I am going to TwiCon 2009! Hubby just couldn’t resist!!


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