It is clear that Rob brought his “A” game out on Jay Leno yesterday. It’s like he knows what drives us crazy and just decided to combine all of them into one interview so I would spontaneously combust while sitting here on my couch. I mean, geez we talk about all of these things all the time. Confirmation that he reads our blogs?
If so, well then, touche Rob. You got us back good. You should keep getting us back. It kind of rocks.
I mean, c’mon. First off, you show up in that suit. And you owned that suit, no doubt.
I’m hoping while getting dressed in the fuck hawt suit that you were warmed by the fire that was fueled by the burning of the yellow shirt that made what I hope was it’s first and last appearance in the Eclipse press junket. Seriously, does it not remind of the Jack & the Box?
And then, seriously, those moments with your dad? Wow. First off, I love you even more for what is obviously a close relationship with your dad? Secondly, I think I may be partially in love with your dad. Not in that way, but I could see where he could be a cool father-in-law. Yeah, I said it.
The emails were just too priceless, and I love the fact that you embarassed him on national television. But hey, anything to see you do this again?
Quotes of the night? Well, there were 2 in my book. When talking about nude scenes and the uncomfortable-ness during Bel Ami filming: “Hey! I’m sitting here naked. I want some respect.” Best quote in response to said Rob quote came from greenleafgirl: “I’ll respect you Rob. Now get naked. I’ll respect you nice and slow.”
And the 2nd best came after the interview, when Jay asked Emma Roberts if she was Team Edward or Team Jacob and she looked Rob in the eyes and said Team Jacob. While the audience was picking there mouths off the floor, Rob came back with this little gem, “You have just revealed yourself to have absolutely no taste.”
WIN! Take that Emma, some chick I really have no idea who she is but apparently is important enough to be on Jay Leno.
Wait, you must be tired of just reading about all the awesomeness. How about reliving all of it?!?
Yeah, enjoy that!






























