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October 28, 2010

Six Degrees of ROB-separation — Guest Post from @BoydBlog & @CandyTwi

By Amber

I got this post late last night and it was too good not to post as soon as possible. Plus,  I really didn’t want to write about the fake Simon Cowell story or the fact that new Superman comic has a very Robilicious looking Superman. (It’s true. Google it.)

I like this because it makes me feel like we have a lot less time to wait on Rob, and that’s what I need!

As we trudge across the Rob desert (it seems a long time between drinks – Eclipse released four months ago!) we are beginning to clutch at straws for any Rob sustenance to keep us going until we can get our fill of the Beautiful once again…

So we’re reduced to anything that even resembles or has a slither of a link to 6 degrees of Rob-separation.

1. The Loved Ones – November 4, 2010 http://www.thelovedonesmovie.com/#videos

 

Xavier can def help fill my void anytime!

 

Starring our gorgeous Xavier Samuel. Now the six degrees of Rob-separation – Xavier manhandled RobWard in Eclipse. You get the idea?

2. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows Part One – November 19, 2010 http://www.mugglenet.com/

 

Oh Cedric, how we miss thee? Here's hoping for a flashback!

 

Starring Daniel Radcliffe. Daniel was manhandled by CedricRob in Goblet of Fire!

3. Welcome to The Riley’s – November Release? http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1183923/

 

No matter whether the manhandling is limited to the screen or not, you gotta admit, the girl is lucky.

 

Starring Kristen Stewart. Yes, she has manhandled Rob in Twilight, in New Moon, in Eclipse and probably as this posts, she is manhandling him on the set of Breaking Dawn (and yes, all you RobSten fans will say she gets to manhandle him all the fucking time!)

4. Eclipse DVD released ******** the only thing separating us from his Hotness is the drool and our television screens.

 

Oh yes. Robward for the WIN!

 

5. Burlesque – January 13, 2011 http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1440732/

 

Oh, the first MTV awards... good times!

 

Starring Cam Gigandet. Now we all know that RobWard and James manhandled each other in the ballet studio in Twilight…*sigh* (and if you’re like us, you watch it often)!

6. Bel Ami – May 12, 2010, http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1440732/

 

Oh, I am an eager beaver for this one!!

 

Is that date for real? Every woman and her daughter will be manhandled by DuRoyRob in the film – but can we wait that long???

Now we know Amber has the p0rn stash to illustrate this post…so hop to it babe! (I did! And I hope you approve!)

Luv,

@BoydBlog and @CandyTwi

I did notice you all left out something verrry important… WATER FOR ELEPHANTS! I think there will be some manhandling moments in that movie as well, although not nearly as many as Bel Ami. ;) Which means I couldn’t forget a picture of that!

 

Oh holy circus hotness!

 

And, in case you are wondering, in the original “6 degrees” game, I have been deemed to be only 1 degree away from Rob! WOO HOO! That’s the benefit of meeting, chatting up and buying Sam a beer. I figure since Sam remembers my name when I see him, it counts as 1 degree! One day, I WILL close that gap!

Are any of you able to figure out your degrees away from Rob? If you can, how does it fall? I’d love to hear some fun stories!

31 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson

October 7, 2010

Rob as a Serial Murderer? Maybe. We Shall See.

By Amber

Can he pull off evil?! We may see...

I promised I would talk about this. You didn’t think I was lying did you? Did you? Shay?

Word on the street is Rob has got a script in his hands. An adaption of the book The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner. And the source on this is pretty good, I would say. It comes from the Herald Scotland, an interview with Peter McDougall, who wrote the adaption. He says…

“I’ve got Tommy Gormley, who’s directing in America now, (Star Trek, Independence Day) and people such as Patrick Doyle agreeing to do the music, and Connolly and Coltrane have agreed to put their names to it. It’s currently with Twilight star Robert Pattinson, and Kelly MacDonald, who are looking at it. If Pattinson agrees it should go ahead.”

It’s funny. Sounds like the whole movie is up to Rob and if he wants to do it or not. That is some star power.

So, like any good little fangirl, I hopped on over to Amazon and checked out what this book is actually about cause I have no clue. And after reading the description, it kind of sounds like it’s right up Rob’s alley.

One of the supreme masterpieces of Romantic fiction and Scottish literature, The Private Memoirs and Confessions of a Justified Sinner is a terrifying tale of murder and amorality, and of one man’s descent into madness and despair. James Hogg’s sardonic novel follows a young man who, falling under the spell of a mysterious stranger who bears an uncanny likeness to himself, embarks on a career as a serial murderer. The memoirs are presented by a narrator whose attempts to explain the story only succeed in intensifying its more baffling and bizarre aspects. Is the young man the victim of a psychotic delusion, or has he been tempted by the devil to wage war against God’s enemies?

The ammoral thing jumped out at me, since we all know Bel Ami is about an extremley ammoral character, Georges Duroy. I’m guessing he is up for the role of the young man, whose name is Robert Wringhim (yeah! no need for weird nicknames!), this summary speaks of. This is a very old book, and in some ways, I can see where this might be a comfortable choice for him since he just did Bel Ami.

But here is what I need to know… this stranger that looks like him. Is it him? Like would they just have two Robs on the screen simultaneously? Cause I will support that 100%! And the idea of him taking on something that makes him evil is kind of exciting. Not just sleep around evil like Duroy, but truly evil! That would definitely set him apart from the whole Twilight business.

I don’t know. Sounds like a movie I’d be very interested to see him in and see how he does it. And let’s be honest. Unless Unbound Captives moves forward, Rob has nothing on deck for after Breaking Dawn. No worries. I know we’ll get an announcement sooner or later for something he is working on since he’s the IT boy of Hollywood right now. But it would be nice to hear something sooner rather then later.

What do you girls think? Can Rob do evil? I mean REALLY evil? Or would you rather see him jump head first into a totally different genre of movie, like a romantic comedy?

And is it really any surprise that the book is now almost sold out on Amazon? (The answer is no.) But remember, as old as this book is, you should be able to easily find an eBook online for free if you want to check it out.

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September 6, 2010

Rob, Sex, Bel Ami, Drunk Christina Ricci. @BoydBlog Breaks it Down!

By Amber

Labor Day means vacation day for me! Plus, BoydBlog sent this to me and it was too awesome to not use today. I mean, anytime we can talk about Rob and sex is good, right? RIGHT!

Let me just say two little words, that will mean a hell of a lot to some people. 

Bel Ami.

I think this movie is going to be the death of me. For starters, we’ll see Robert Pattinson fucking women, young women, women our age and older…and he will be nasty and he’ll be looking fucking hot (I will never look at a pear the same way after reading the novel), and he’ll be angry and we’ll want to hate him. He will basically be the exact opposite of the restrained, in-control and totally PG13 Edward Cullen.

We had a glimpse of Robert as the real life SEX GOD in Remember Me; the angsty hot guy that slams his girlfriend’s back into the fucking hallway wall, and basically mauls her. UNF!

So, do you think you can deal with a fuck-hawt Georges DuRoy…?

Well, let’s take a look at Christina Ricci in the photo below, shall we?

Please don't tell me filming is over. PLEASE!

She had spent time on set being in an ‘on-screen’ relationship with our SEX GOD Robert, *cough* I mean Georges. So, how did she fare? She got to do what we all dream and fantasize about – kiss, touch, simulate sex with…she is a living breathing woman, but she is also a professional actress. She knows that Rob is an actor; playing Clotilde in Bel Ami was just another role, right?

So tell me, what do you think you would do, if you, as part of your job as an actress, got to fondle and kiss, touch and simulate sex with Robert Pattinson?

You wouldn’t be able to deal with the fact that after the filming finished, he walked away and you are left with the realisation that you had touched the fucking God – you had kissed his sensual mouth, you had felt his long soft fingers and caressed his smooth skin, got to touch his tousled hair, but then the Director called ‘cut’ and reality set in. She couldn’t have him for real.

Poor Christina.

So she went and got totally shit-faced.

Would you? Would you be able to deal? I think not.

So, I toast you Christina and I can only imagine what you went through. We will never get to do all of those things with Rob (um, that’s why we write and read FanFiction)…but you did, and it nearly killed you right? You turned to alchol and God knows what else to deal with it, or try and blank it from your memory?

When I am in the cinema watching Bel Ami, I will be thinking about poor Christina, and I’ll be relishing the fact that the Edward I write in my Fanfiction will only ever be a figment of my imagination, because to actually live through that, to experience Robert Pattinson in any form, would be the death of me.

Hell, for me, seeing Rob just a couple hundred feet away was almost the death of me. No really. I fangirled like a mofo. Luckily, very few people saw that. Phew!

Plus, I mean, Christina is just like us. She knows to report back immediately. I love that she told everyone that she thought Rob was a ‘Really Good Kisser’.

Now, leave some love for BoydBlog, and some words of sympathy for poor Christina. You’ll survive Christina. Keep hope alive!

P.S. You can follow BoydBlog on Twitter, and did you catch that she is a FF author? Check out her FF goodies!

10 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Guest Blogs, Rob Pattinson

August 18, 2010

This shizz was hard to write! @TheShagDaddy’s (Sort of) Review of Water for Elephants

By theshagdaddy

So, the blog was a little short. I decided I’d be a good wifey slash blogging partner in crime and help beef this up with some of my own commentary sprinkled throughout. Enjoy.

Every time I do a blog for Amber I go nuts trying to think of what I’m going to write. This time has been no different. My

Oh look! It's TheShagDaddy's fave #WFE pic!

thoughts on Water for Elephants keep coming out more like a book report and I don’t want to do that. So let’s try this approach instead:

Read this book! Do it, do it now! There’s a woman who plays with her titties as a side show (Of course this would be the first thing he mentions. Gah. Boys.), a possibly well hung dwarf caught jerking it on a train, and an elephant that may or may not be as dumb as a pile of bricks. There are also fun Twi-related things to watch out for: Jacob, Edward, Hale, spider monkeys, virgin, and a frickin’ fade to black! (Yeah. The fade to black blows. I mean, not throw your book across the room blowing like in Breaking Dawn, but still. BOO!)

To be honest, I couldn’t relate to this book at all. Which is weird because I couldn’t stop reading and had no real reason to press on. I’ve never lost my parents or had a major freak out at college. I can’t recall ever hopping aboard a circus train and I know for certain I have never shoveled horseshit. (I’ve stepped in it. I bet TSD has too. It’s inevitable when you live in this part of the country.) I never fell in love with a co-worker’s wife (Um, good.), contemplated murder and have him kick the living hell out of me (even though I deserve an ass kicking, no reason in particular (THIS is so true.)). And finally, I have not yet left my retirement home to runaway with the circus. (There’s still time.)

And here is mine!!!

For the record, I did cry at parts of this book. (Um, you’d have to be heartless not to.) I also laughed, cried again, got angry, and (not to weird anybody out) got turned on a time or two (I’m totally weirded out.). Sorry if any spoilers make you not want to read the book, but I don’t think knowing some things will make the book any less better than it is.

And in conclusion, Rob keep making movies based on books so that I may continue reading instead of finding jacked up pics on the interwebs. (Can I get an AMEN?!?)

Leave TSD some love in the comments. He’s an attention whore. He’ll love it!

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August 11, 2010

Unbound Captives? Is it a go? Oh, and I got a little open mouth porn too…

By Amber

Seems anything that comes out relating to Unbound Captives is nothing more then a rumor. Of course, we all know that, but I know I can’t help but get excited anyway. It’s a project Rob has been attached to for a really long time that we have seen go nowhere (mainly due to financial issues, or so the rumors go…).

Yesterday, I heard something encouraging. Production for the movie is set to begin in December! Even though this is a rumor, I was squeeing internally like a 13 year old girl! Like I said I would (see above). Then began all the naysaying. How could Rob possibly still be attached to this project when Breaking Dawn was set for a pretty decent length production at the same time?

I’m gonna tell you not to fret. Now, news could come down the pipe tomorrow that Rob is off this movie. Who knows? I have no inside information about anything.

Rob’s role is a supporting role. Supporting. Rob’s the older version of a character, so he won’t even appear until like the last third of the movie. And honestly, the screen time compared to other movies is minimal. He’ll be on the set for Unbound Captives a very short amount of time. So could he do both? Sure. As long as the two can schedule it out, I’m sure it will happen.

So everyone… calm down.

You calm? Good. Now look at all this open mouth porn. Told you I couldn’t not blog about it!

What do you think of the whole Unbound Captives business? Oh, and I know there is plenty more open mouth porn out there! You got a fave? Post it in the comments. Cause sharing is caring!

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August 4, 2010

#WFE Filming May Be Over, But We’ll Always Have Our Fave Photo Moments

By Amber

Filming for Water for Elephants is over, and I’d be all #sadpanda except I’m way too excited about what happens next. It get’s all put together, we get officially released stills, we get trailers, we get press junkets and interview and finally… WE GET A NEW MOVIE! And then a DVD, hopefully loaded with extras and some Rob commentary. ::fingers crossed::

So, I’m not sad. If anything, I say let’s hurry it up already!

But we can’t let this time just go without some sort of remembrance. Some place to come back to when we just need a quick hit from Robowski, or my fave nickname still, Robcob. So I thought I’d ask all of you to send me your fave pictures from the set so we can commemorate this time and be excited that the filming is over and all the really good stuff is coming very, very soon!

From AmyM11_11: “ass porn and because i was at set with the guy who took this pic and my sweers @ladyp804 fun times”

That ass is always a nice site. That is why your picture is first. Cause seriously, I wanted to make sure this picture was above the jump! P.S. It looks like he was rubbing his hands on the back of his pants all day. If this is true and you saw this, how are you still breathing? If this is not true, do not tell me because I like living in my little dream world.

There are a BUNCH more, after the jump! Continue reading

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August 2, 2010

Fangirls WIN While Rob is in Tennessee!

By Amber

I’ve been in a pain killer stupor all weekend, so I’m trying to catch up on all the news from this weekend. Damn. Things were crazy out in Tennessee, eh?

I mean, check out this extra (who’s name ALSO happens to be Amber):

I can’t see Amber’s hand. The one that’s behind Rob’s back. I mean, at her height, she could easily settle the arm on Rob’s behind and play it off as an accident. In fact, if she did not at least gently graze it, then I am disappointed. Sometimes being short has it’s benefits. Take advantage.

Stupid tall girls like me don’t get these kinds of chances. The only thing we have going is most men are shorter then us, which means we can “inadvertently” put our boobs in their faces. Unfortunately, Rob is not short, so no boobs in the face for him. I don’t know who should be sadder about this… me or Rob.

You know what, after reevaluating this picture, I have decided Amber did not graze. She straight up grabbed. It’s the only way I can explain how she is smiling so big and Rob has a face that just looks mildly confused. Plus, with a name like Amber, I know we must be like minded in this.

Oh, and one more thing… damn these white undershirts. Damn them all to hell. Rob is looking pretty effing fine, especially the pecs. Yummy!

And then there is this chick…

I’m supposing that is Jessica’s hand shaking the hand of Rob. Bet she never washes that hand again. Not gonna lie. I first saw this and thought they were fist bumping, which would have been amazeballs.

The Chattanooga Billards Club, eh? So, does Rob play pool then? Cause let’s just say that watching him bend over a large table over and over again may be a little much for anyone. How is this Jessica girl surviving? The mental image alone is killing me!

And another thing Jessica, you talked to Rob for about 5 minutes, huh? What did you talk about? (I’m getting out my note pad and ready to take some notes.)When he asked you what you did for a living, did you totally screw up and ask him too? Cause honestly, that sounds like something I would do. Especially if I was at a Billards Club where I most likely would be on my 3rd pitcher of beer.

And kudos to Jessica for chatting up the production crew first. Girl knew what she was doing. You gotta make nice with all the other peeps if you want to hit the pay dirt. Good fan girl lesson for every one. Be as sweet and nice as you can with the right people, and you are in!

All these awesome pictures came from fans who sent them to WaterforElephantsFilm.com. The site really kicks ass and if you aren’t checking it out yet, I am sad for you.

What do you think? Did Amber grab the ass? Did Rob kill all of the girls in the club by playing pool?

9 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson, Water for Elephants

July 16, 2010

Rob in a Tux Drives the Ladies Wild, Including this Lady

By Amber

All is quiet on the Rob front for today. Man, that’s a wee bit different, isn’t it? With Water for Elephants wrapping soon and some time till Breaking Dawn, you all better get ready for the next drought. It’s coming. I’m trying to stockpile some blog ideas myself (and failing miserably) and properly categorize my almost 1,200 Rob pictures into the 50+ folders I have on my external hard drive. Oh, and if you think I am joking about that number, I’m not. I don’t know if that means I’m the biggest Rob fan EVAH… or possibly sad.

Please don’t say #2… my poor heart.

So, adding to that collection are the few Rob pics that did surface yesterday… Rob in a tux, taking a cigarette break. Nice!

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It was like 30 or so pictures, but they started all looking the same so I just grabbed a few. Sometimes that happens. Where all the pictures start looking alike. Yeah, Remember Me any one? I’m starting to feel slightly the same way about this movie… but I don’t care. I’m still gonna drool over Rob in a tux.

And let’s face it, smoking is a nasty habit, but Rob can some how make it look good. And honestly, if I was living his life, I’d probably need a cigarette and a beer at least once every hour. So let’s get over it and just forgive him for now, ‘kay?

These pics came from WaterforElephantsFilm.com, but duh, you already knew that.

Sorry for the short and sweet. Been a crazy night and mama is tired.

6 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson, Water for Elephants

July 14, 2010

I’d Like to go to the Summer House…

By Amber

After technical difficulties kept us waiting all freakin’ day for this little 13 minutes of heaven, we all finally saw The Summer House. And if you are not part of the all, then you should stop reading right here. Cause you made me #sad panda. Plus, I don’t want to ruin anything for you, even if I think it’d be mighty hard (TWSS) to spoil a 13 minute short film.

Okay, first things first. Go ahead and accept that Rob is in like 3 minutes of the movie. Once you do that, you’ll feel better. Secondly, those 3 minutes are awkwardly yet amazingly hot. Rob, Richard, Dick, whatever you want to call him, was totally trying to get in Jane’s pants, and we say some kissing, some touching, and the piece de resistance, the fingers inside the dress. HAWT!

I think I forgot to breathe...

More fingers... mmmmm... mama like!

It’s clear Rob’s character is kind of an ass and trying to take advantage of a very inebriated ex-girlfriend, but all I want to know is, what the hell? Why didn’t she give in? Dammit! . As soon as he said she should take of the dress, I was waiting for the damn thing to just melt away. Boo…

You know what, that’s it. I’m going to watch again… and again, and again, and again…

And if you haven’t bought your copy yet, seriously. It’s $1.99 well spent! I promise!

Thinking of Rob made the screencaps, not me. I’m not so smart like that.

4 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson, The Summer House

July 13, 2010

In Anticipation of The Summer House…

By Amber

Remember, I write this posts the night before they post…

If I was a kick ass fan girl,  I would be staying up to 12:01 a.m. and downloading and watching it instantly. I would have an amazingly detailed post on all of my thoughts about the short film that would most likely take longer to write then to watch the movie.

But today, I am not a kick ass fan girl. I’m a fan girl with a job that has to be awake at 5:30 tomorrow morning. So that whole review thing will come tomorrow.

I am just sitting here, wondering what we will see from the Rob. It’s my understanding that the character is kind of an ass. Hmmm… maybe a little bit of teaser for George DuRob? I do know that we will get to see Rob with extenstions, which look kind of like this:

Extensions FTMFW! Okay, not really, this is just a hilarious picture of an uncomfortable moments. Which is awesome.

We know that the scene he is in is HOT! I’ve heard that over and over, which makes me excited. So excited that it’ll be difficult to wait around to get home to download. Maybe I’ll take the laptop to work. I don’t want to miss this…

Yowza!

Or this…

Hello eyes!

So, anyway, open your iTunes right now and buy it, well buy it now if you live in the USA, UK, Canada, Germany, France or Ireland. If you don’t live there, well, then I am #sadpanda for you.

3 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson, The Summer House

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