Apparently Oprah finally caught on that Twilight is kind of a big deal. It only took her about 2 years longer then everyone else. And of course now that Oprah is digging Twilight, that means my mom is probably gonna be all over this like white on rice. Yeah, my mom listens to Oprah. If Oprah says jump, she says how high.

Anyway, I am soooo NOT submitting my name in this business. It’s bad enough my mom knows the extent now, I don’t need the whole world knowing. But hey, the questions seemed kind of fun (at least my answers to them did) so I thought I’d do all the paperwork and submit it to you guys, cause that’s way more fun then sending it to Oprah.

Are you or your kids obsessed with the Twilight series?

Who loves TWILIGHT?!?!

Um yeah, but just a little bit. I mean, in all actuality, I’ve only read the series like 3 times through. And my kids? Well, the girl is still too young. And the boy is Team Jacob. I’m not really on speaking terms with him on that issue right now. (P.S. He’s 4.)

Have you or your kids read all the books, seen both movies and now you are counting down the days until the release of Eclipse?

No Oprah, I’m obessesed but haven’t even finished the series or seen the movies. C’mon now, this question is laaaame. And of course I’m counting down the days to Eclipse. It’s just a few days after the first time I witness the Rob in person. Priorities people!

Have you already made plans for the release of the newest movie in June?

LegHitch 2010 is planned and tickets bought. It is so on Oprah! So. On.

Who’s your family’s favorite Twilight star…and why?

Who is my favorite star? Hmmmm…. Gah, I just can’t decide. Maybe that Rob Patterson character. Yeah, that works.

Why do you love the story so much?

The insightful and awe-inspiring writing by Stephenie Meyer? Yeah….

How has it impacted your life?

Let’s see, in the pocketbook area ::pulls out calculator and does some quick math, cringes:” yeah, there is a serious lack of the dough thanks to this movies. And let’s not even go down the path of hours lost on the blog, Twitter, reading blogs, setting up Google Alerts, hanging up my Rob calendar…. but yes, the impact has been great.

What have you learned from the series and how has it made you a better person?

I’ve learned that vampires sparkle, and while being one of the most sexually erotic beings in existence, no means no for them as well. Oh, and I’ve learned how to hide things much better. I don’t know if little white lies about my love for a teen romance series have made me a better person, but they sure have eliminated the odd stares and smirks the people will give me since they think all Twihards are crazy. And well, they aren’t totally wrong.

Are you a housewife who’s started a fan club with friends?

Gah, fan clubs are lame. Blogging is all the rage. And tweeting. C’mon, you can’t tell me that Twilight isn’t one of the big reasons for the massive increase in tweets. Well, maybe Twilight and Justin Beiber. ::shudders::

Has the romance in Twilight sparked the romance in your own relationship?

Maybe not in Twilight per se, but all the fan fiction has. Most definitely. Yep, ask TheShagDaddy. ::winks::

Alright y’all, I may not be throwing my name in for this (which is good cause you all know I’d win) but I will not judge if you want to enter. Just go here and answer her bazillion questions. Then promise you’ll take me as your guest. I’ll sit in the audience quietly, point at you and say,  ”Can you believe this chick?” And then we can squee and drink beers. Yep, I have it all planned out.