Tag Archives: New Moon

January 27, 2010

I Need a Moment for Proper Visualization

By Amber

I’m not a script reader. I don’t plan to start anytime soon either. So, for me, any tidbits I get about Rob’s movies, well I eat them up!

Yep, I get to do all these ladies... well, at least in the movies! Score one for my agent!

I saw this when it came up, but my brain was clearly in “work/mom/other real life crap mode” cause I don’ think I read it properly:

Robert Pattison ‘Bel Ami’ Sex Scenes Revealed

Now, I’m not even gonna saw a word about the fact that “Pattinson” is misspelled (odd for SocialLite Life, must be a new intern), but the title screamed to me that the contents would be more then delicious. And, my goodness, I was right. Then I thought that some of you may have missed this. Or hell, even if you didn’t you may just want to reread and revisualize, cause it’s a beautiful thing I got pictured in my head.

Now?

…a sex romp with Christina Ricci‘s character Clotilde that both characters are “surprised by the intensity of the racy encounter” and  “Tender, aching moments pass before George asks Clotilde ‘Now?’ “…I’m sorry, what were we talking about?

First off, I can guarantee that Rob saying that one little word “now” will 1) Cause me to spontaneously combust in the middle of the movie theater; and, 2) Will become my sound notification for new emails, text messages, phone calls, new tweets, old tweets, new friends, when the computer starts up, when the computer shuts down, when I remote lock the car and when my home alarm goes off. And are we surprised by the intensity, or perhaps other things. Oh yes, I went there. Mental images in 3… 2… 1…

More mental images, after the jump…. Continue reading

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January 7, 2010

Watching Awards Shows Without Rob… Interesting…

By Amber

As I type this, apparently I am watching the People’s Choice Awards. I have to say, this is the first awards show I’ve

No "suited up" Rob tonight... and it may have been a little bit nice!

watched in awhile that has not had Rob there, either as a presenter, a winner or even just making the audience more beautiful by sitting there.

And I have to say… it’s a little nice.

Not because I don’t want hot pictures, cause I do. Not because I don’t like seeing awkward (or possible drunk) Rob up on the stage, cause I do. Not because I don’t want to hear all the inappropriate jokes the other stars make about how hot you are, cause I do.

Mainly because I can watch the award show and just…….relax.

No stress of live tweeting every Robilicious move. I don’t have to keep my eyes peeled on the TV because if I don’t, I may miss Rob.

I can actually enjoy it, and take it for what it’s worth. And if it’s boring, I don’t feel any obligation to keep watching. Awwwww… nice.

Couple quick words on it all:

Anyone who is really upset about Rob or Kristen not winning need to take a step back and look at it all. Rob and Kristen have long careers ahead of them, and plenty of time to win awards that really don’t matter (like People’s Choice Awards). They are up against A-list veterans that are amazing and have been around a long time.

AND, it’s freaking Johnny Depp. I love Rob (look around you, it’s obvious!), but it is JOHNNY DEPP! Rob will get there one day. I have faith. But not today. Sorry.

However, mad props to Rob, KStew and TayTay for winning best ensemble! That is something, and honestly, probably the one category that I definitely agree on them winning! It almost seems like they created the category just for them…

Queen Latifah is a bad ass host, classy and funny all at the same time! LOVE HER!

In fact, she had a freakin’ awesome parody with Robward, that I got a teeny tiny snippet of have the FULL version of now, thanks to rosebellas.

2 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Kristen Stewart, New Moon, Rob Pattinson, Taylor Lautner, Twilight

December 26, 2009

Twilight Has Taken Over My Christmas, And I Am Happy!

By Amber

I knew to expect all the Twi-related assorted gifts. But man, I did not realize I would be able to relate every gift I received for Christmas in wither an obvious or non-obvious way. But I had to share with you all, mainly cause it’s Christmas, and I’m excited. And also cause I want to show some mad props to TheShagDaddy for doing such a fantastic job!

Yes, yes… quite the obvious connection. What you all MAY NOT REALIZE is that we already have a New Moon Edward action figure. But apparently, when TheShagDaddy purchase it, it was for himself and he doesn’t want to open it so we can all play. So this one is mine to do with as I wish. And I plan to! ::wink::

Score! I’ve been wanting this t-shirt for pretty much FOREVER, and finally it is mine. This will be the only Twilight tee you’ll ever see me where out in public. Because it is sooo non-obvious. I’m guessing you all get it, but non fans won’t, and that is why I lurve it! Continue reading

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December 15, 2009

Don’t get me wrong, I like getting presents, but…

By Amber

My birthday is only two days after Christmas. Which means I’ve just gotten a pile of stuff and feel bad asking for more stuff from my friends and families. Of course when you’re a kid, it’s all about the loot, but as I’ve gotten older, celebrating my birthday is more about people simply remembering that I HAVE a birthday. I can’t remember how many times I’ve heard, “It’s your birthday? Oh yeah, I forget because of Christmas,” like we all become amnesiacs around the holidays. At any rate, my friends and family are pretty good about sending a card or taking a moment to call and sing “Happy Birthday” on the day. It’s really the best present, especially after all the times people have forgotten. That said, my immediate family insists on giving me a present. This year they asked what I wanted and I drew a blank. I’m at a place in my life where I can buy myself nice things and so I no longer need to rely on mom and dad for this handbag or that coat. So all my present ideas are kind of…unrealistic. I made up a list for them the other day that really, truly, included a Tyrannosaurus Rex skeleton, a pirate ship, or a robot minion. I know these are not practical gifts, but they are what I want. Don’t laugh at my dreams! The problem is, the T Rex sells for millions of dollars, the pirate ship is probably haunted by ghost pirates seeking their lost treasure throughout time, and the robot minion would inevitably turn against me, forcing me to battle it to the death. On second thought, just get me a pony.

“Ithaca is Gorges” by Giselle-lx

This is a unique spin on a New Moon AU. It’s told from a split POV between Edward and Carlisle. I think there’s a little more CPOV as Carlisle narrates what the Cullens go through in Ithaca, from arrival until that fateful trip to Alaska during spring break. EPOV covers Edward’s crushing sense of loss once he leaves Bella (his behavior in the Ithaca house will *destroy* you), as well as what he does once he leaves. Carlisle also recalls Edward’s transformation and newborn year, and both POVs go through Edward’s first time away from the Cullens and his subsequent return. This is the most unique New Moon AU I’ve found, simply because it had never occurred to me to think about Carlisle in this mess. In Twilight, he is so contained, always so assured and perfect—Saint Carlisle. But here the author goes into his insecurities, his self-doubt, his mental haranguing regarding how he handled Edward, Bella, and their break up. It’s not that this Carlisle is any less of a good person than Canon Carlisle, it’s just that through his perspective we can see all the questions and doubts that plague him. Edward and Bella lose their soulmate when Edward leaves, but Carlisle loses his son—for the second time. That’s a terrible loss and it is handled with sympathy and realism here. There’s no smut, little real action (EPOV blows through most all the “exciting” stuff), but this is an intriguing, thoughtful portrait of a family coming apart at the seams, and steps a devoted father takes to bring them back together. Continue reading

1 comment   |  tags: , , , , , , , | posted in Fan Fiction, FanFicton Reviews by KStew411

December 14, 2009

Who Knew a Little Q&A Could Be That Much Fun?

By Amber

So, some genius somewhere came up with idea of a Q&A that you can post through Twitter, and since I pretty much follow the crowd on everything, I had to give it a try. First off, I realized people ask hilarious questions. Secondly, I realized this was a really great way to get out of doing a real blog today.

After a fun Twitter night, I decided to post my fave Q&A’s for all of you to enjoy. It’s kind of like reading an interview, except more ridiculous and I am really not famous enough to be doing interviews for anybody, even my own blog. Personally, I think the hubs got WAY better questions then me. And by better, I mean more ridiculous.

You mean it's not #normal to FedEx dirty clothes across the country? (Yes, Rob speaks in hashtags in my fantasy.)

If you had the opportunity to interview Rob, what would be the one question you would have to ask?

Do you REALLY have a box of dirty clothes in the corner? And if I get a follow up… Can I please wash them for you? Cause that’s all kinds of disgusting…

Does TheShagDaddy ever fangirl?

Yes. He fangirled badly at the Remember Me trailer yesterday at the theatre. He was repeating all of the lines, and I’m pretty sure people were staring.

If you saw Rob at a bar what would you do?

You mean after I went to the bathroom and fangirled in one of the stalls? Just let him chill…

Anytime you regret pulling TheShagDaddy into the obsession?

Yeah, when he had to do a date with Cardboard Rob and he recites the lines to the Remember Me trailer at the movies. In public.

Seriously, will one of you fold these clothes?!?

No seriously, sometimes I do. It was all slightly more exciting when I had to hide it all the time. But, in the end, it’s SOOOO much easier now that he gets it!

Anytime you wish you wouldn’t be obsessed?

Yeah, every time I stare at the pile of clothes that I need to fold that’s been sitting there for 2 weeks. Other than that… no. Never.

What is the ONE thing, you think makes you obsessed of Twilight? Or Robsessed while we’re at it?

Twilight: Sparkly vampires… enough said! Rob: The lack of brain to mouth filter.

If the TheShagDaddy wasn’t an issue, who would you have sex with, Bobby, Sam, Marcus, or Rob?

Rob. Always Rob. Oh, and TheShagDaddy is never an issue if I have a chance to do Rob. Just sayin’.

Have you ever gotten so drunk that you passed out?

Why yes, yes I have. I was in college after all. I’m pretty sure that is a prerequisite to graduation.

One thing edward has you wish TheShagDaddy would have or could do?

Mmmm… the body of a Greek God!

Rob, Nikki, Kristen. Fuck, marry, kill?

Fuck Kristen, cause let’s face it, a lot of days I think she could make me turn with all her badassness. Marry Rob, cause how can every day waking up to that ever be wrong?!? Kill Nikki, although I don’t

I mean, c'mon. I'm right and you know it.

really dislike her. She just got the short end of the stick on this.

So, you have some burning question you want to ask me. Well, you can go to this site and ask me and I shall answer. Why? Cause I am an #attentionwhore and love talking about my favorite subject… me!

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December 9, 2009

Did You Snatch A BK Edward?

By Amber

Oh noes!!!

Did you hear about the BK thefts? All the ladies want me.

So, since you all went to the Burger King and got what was quite literally Twi-crap from them, you may have noticed a hunky piece of man close to full sized on the door. Ewwwwww…. not Taycob!!! Ladies, please, let’s act our age! I’m speaking of the Robward. He almost made me excited to eat the craptastic food served at the BK, but then the greasy manager who moves at the same pace as my deceased grandmother starts “touching” surfaces around him and I inwardly shudder.

Um, where was I? YES! The huge window cling of Robward. At the BK (cause where else are vamps gonna hang?). Apparently peeps are going in and five finger discounting them (that means they are stealing… shhhh…).

TMZ has learned multiple Burger King restaurants across the country are reporting life-size promotional posters of Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson are being ripped right off the BK windows in broad daylight … horrible time for a vampire.

By the way, no one is stealing the TayTay ones. They just wanted to make him feel better. (At least that’s my theory. I think it’s a good one.)

This whole mess of awesomeness got me to thinking…

What the hell do you do with a life size window cling of Robward? But then it all came to me in a whoosh that can only be described as pure brill!

1. Throw Robward up on your glass screen door!

I ask… is there a better way to greet your guests? Hell to the nah! Especially during this holiday season. You have the delivery man bringing you packages? Let Robward sign for you! Neighborhood kids keep ding dong ditching you? Robward scares the beegesus out of them! I mean, really? Is there anything this window cling can’t do for you?

2. Let Robward help with your holiday diet!

Did you go a little crazy on the turkey? The ham? The delicious, most amazing Christmas cookies? No worries, not that you’ve got your Robward window cling, I have answers for you! First off, good news. You’ll never be eating at the BK again, and that will definently cut the fat down! Take that gorgeous cling and throw it on your refrigerator. Then when you go to have a bite to eat, think 2 things: 1) Would Edward eat this? (The answer is always no.) and 2) Would I seriously eat this if the real Rob were here? (Here too, the answer is most likely no.) The pounds will just melt away!

3. Be the cleanest you’ve ever been with Robward!

So many of us have showers with very slick surfaces that are perfect to hold up window clings. Why get the Rob shower curtain (hello? Rob is on the wrong side.) when you can hang the window cling right next to wear you stand naked every day? Your life will change. People will constantly compliment how well you smell. Your skin will glow. One down side… your water bill may skyrocket. But let’s face it. So. Worth. It.

Alright, I need to know. Did any of you take off with one? Are you seriously considering it now? (Cause I may be!)

11 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in New Moon, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

December 7, 2009

Ways to Stop the Spread of Swine Flu

By Amber

You must have been under a rock if you haven’t heard about the swine flu. And now, I’m just gonna come right out and say it… it’s all your fault. Yep, that’s right, you Rob fans have not being playing it safe and have been “sharing” and it’s getting ridiculious. It’s good to see SOMEONE is finally taking some action:

An life-size image of Pattinson, who plays Edward Cullen in the saga, has been attracting lustful attention from film followers at the Reel cinema in Crewe.

The Sunday Telegraph reports that employees have now placed a notice on the cutout which reads: “Please help reduce the spread of germs by refraining from giving Edward, or any other character for that matter, a kiss or a hug.”

Reel Cinemas managing director Kailash Suri said that New Moon was sold out for the first week, adding: “The girls were coming in and having their pictures taken. They were getting a bit carried away and in the nicest possible way we said, ‘Don’t kiss him’.”

Source

That’s right ladies. We need to take a stance, a stance towards stopping the spread of germs through Cardward lovin’. And you can help!

1. Get your own Cardward!

No need to go to the movies or your local Nordstrom’s to use the “community” Cardwards to satisfy your needs. Get your own. You don’t know who was there before you, and while you are kissing it now, this person was kissing it earlier:

How many times do I need to stress this?!? NO FANGS!! Gah.

::shudders:: Bet you think twice about that now. (Pic Source)

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December 5, 2009

Today’s Saturday Video Hotness!

By Amber

Robert Pattinson – Your Song

Um, you all know that normally I don’t post videos that are just pictures set to music (unless I make them cause they are the only ones I can make!). But I came across this one and made an exception for 2 reasons. 1. It is all the Vanity Fair pics in one place and 2. The song is AMAZING!! Like gut wrenching, makes me want to cry even whilst I’m turned on be the pictures.

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December 4, 2009

Attention, Attention… I’ve only seen New Moon ONCE!

By Amber

New Moon mania is every where! I can’t even walk into a store without seeing something related to the Twilight saga, or at least reminds me of it in some way. Kind of makes me sad spice because then I come over to Twitter and see peeps have been to see New Moon 3, 4, 5 and even more times, and I’ve only seen it once.

Older woman!! I LOVE this line!! I need to see it again...

Yes, this Rob blogger has only seen New Moon ONCE!

Even funnier, I don’t have any immediate plans to get back to the theatre either, even though with every freakin’ promo I see on the TV I die a little inside. I’m starting to forget everything, all the good little zingers throughout the movie that made me smile, the pain (oh the pain) from the break up and my intense excitement (and slight turnon-edness) from Bella & Edward making up. ::sigh::

BUT… does this make me a bad fan?

I went out and supported by taking a day off work, arriving 2 hours in advance of a showing and would have been the first in line if I was not talking to the 2 Movie Guys (not on the air, OF COURSE!). I go, or I should say TheShagDaddy, goes and buys all the crap they sell, I gave a pretty good review of the movie and encouraged others to go.

I don’t know. I still need to find a way.

I need to get back in that theatre with my super jumbo popcorn and soda and see this movie again. Relive all those emotions!

But how? It’s game plan time!

1. Fake sick from work. Take kids to school then hit the theatre!

This may be the easiest one to pull off… EXCEPT I’m taking a couple days off to see Marcus next week and if I take sick time off, then I feel guilty. I know, I KNOW! I must be the only damn person that feels guilty about sticking it to the man, but I do. Probably because that place falls apart without me. Yep, I’m that awesome. So, though this is the easiest, its also the hardest. But since I’m alone, I mena completely cause it’s a weekday matinée, I can squee and laugh and cry and just enjoy my private screening!

2. Stick it to the hubs and just go one night.

For most women, this works. Why? Their husbands don’t want to go anywhere near New Moon in a theatre. And I don’t know that I really blame them. But no, not my husband. He is also in the “I’m pissed I’ve only seen New Moon once” camp, so he may not be as cool with me running out to see it. And then, even if he was okay and told me to go, then I’d feel guilty. Damn, why do I feel guilty all the time? Happened last weekend. He told me to go and I said I just couldn’t cause I knew how badly he wanted to see it. Or at least see the Remember Me trailer on the big screen again. Plus, this would be me at a weekend evening show with tweenies. ::shudders::

3. Grab my mom and get her on board!

Ohhhh… Amber is liking this option. My mom has not read the books, but went and saw Twilight in theatres with me and liked it. And even more to my surprise, actually bought the DVD the opening week. I can totally see her down for mother-daughter time at New Moon. The only bad part? I gotta reign it all in. No squeeing  during the Remember Me trailer, or slapping her when she asks if that’s the guy from Twilight. I can cry, but not nearly as much as I did. When she says she is Team Jacob (once again, hasn’t read the books), I may have to disown her right then and there, but if I am just interested in watching the movie again, it works.

Man, I am just asking you ladies for all kinds of opinions the last few days, huh? Which option should I choose? Quick, I need to get on this!!

3 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in New Moon, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

November 30, 2009

Getting Ready for the Holiday Drought

By Amber

It’s coming. I knew it would come. I went through it last year and I know how painfully hard the days can be. Time to get your things together and have your emergency kits ready to go, cause it is just about time for things to slow waaaaaay down.

What do you need?

1. ALL the Vanity Fair pics, saved safe and sound on your hard drive for super easy access. Or, even better, send those things off and get a Photobook made! I can’t think of a better gift for your self this holiday season (and potential draught).

C'mon ladies! Need some ideas for the text!!

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