Goodness. We are hardcore in yellow on the Rob Drought advisory scale. I went back to read my description on yellow and I tell you… I nailed it!
YELLOW = Drought Risk: ELEVATED
It’s been about a week. No sign of Rob. Hmm. I’m started to miss him, but not too much. Although, the well for blog postings is starting to run dry. It sure would be nice for him to stick his head out soon and give me some good jawporn to talk about. I’m a bit worried this lapse of sightings may draw out.
I think this elevated status of Rob missing-ness is making people lose their cool.
For example, the Oscars and the Razzies. Yeah, Rob was nominated for a Razzie. Okay. So what? I mean, we all know Twilight is the butt of all of the Hollywood jokes, not matter how much money it makes, so of course the movie and the main actors are going to get nominated for the Razzie. Do I think they deserved to throw Remember Me in there? No, but I am over it. Well, I was never even under it. I just don’t care.
But damn, some people were really angry. I mean, really angry. Everyone knows he was nominated last year, right? It’s not that big of a deal. Let’s concentrate on looking forward in the career, not backward. You’ll be much happier that way.
BUT, let’s not get all crazy with the forward looking. Since the Oscar list came out today, people were already getting antsy about next year’s noms, and some were throwing Rob’s name out there. I mean, I would love to see that as much as the next person, but we haven’t even SEEN Water for Elephants yet. A bunch of people thought Remember Me would be the break out, Oscar-nominated role as well before it came out. But, uh, that didn’t quite go as planned now did it?
So, I am begging all of you… let’s just play it cool fangirls. Let’s not be those crazy fangirls that every one is rolling their eyes at. Let’s be normal. Let’s enjoy all the build up and good things that are being said, but not go too crazy.
And srsly, let’s start a freakin’ countdown to April, cause I cannot wait. Actually, I cannot wait till March when all the promos start. Promos make for such good blogging fodder.
Shall we watch the trailer again? Cause honestly, that’s what I do right now when I get to missing Rob.
Since, I’m feeling a bit like Renee and am “literally repelling technology” (i.e. iPhone AND home internet down at THE SAME TIME!!), I need to go to my happy place. Where is that? Oh, I think you know.
First off, I need to laugh.
Then, I need to just cry. (Happy tears, of course.)
Of course, I need to just reflect on the good things in life.
And finally, just fall in love all over again! *sigh*
Hope you enjoyed! This made my day just a little better…
We all have our reasons for why we LOVE Robert Pattinson. And since this is the day he was placed upon the earth for all of us to oogle, it seems now is a good time to remember all those wonderful reasons
1. He brought Edward to life, but in real life, he is nothing like Edward.
I will fully admit and am not ashamed to say that I jumped on the Rob Crazy Train after the release of Twilight. I read the books, then saw the movie and can say that no one else even comes close in my head when I picture Edward.
But, as I learned more about Rob, I realized he was no Edward. He wasn’t perfect. He doesn’t always look like some Greek God. He drinks. He smokes. And I can say with some confidence that I love Rob for Rob, not just because he played Edward.
2. He is a dirrty boy, and doesn’t care!
No, I don’t think Rob smells, unless you count cigarettes, beer and must as being smelly. But, I do think he is dirty! And he admits it, so I’m pretty sure I am right. Besides, we all like our Rob dirty, don’t we? Yeah, that’s right!
5. When he signs an autograph, he write things like this.
Can you read that? It says "You are welcome to my den of sin." *POOF*
6. Sometimes he enjoys going commando, sometimes he doesn’t.
Commando and not commando!!
7. He looks like he shops at a thrift store, BUT he cleans up amazingly!
Thrift Store to Rodeo Drive!
8. He introduced us all to AMAZING music we may have missed if we weren’t paying attention.
We Love You Rob's Friends!! (And not just cause you're Rob's friends!)
Thanks to Rob for giving us Sam Bradley, Bobby Long and Marcus Foster. We may have missed out on them without their amazing songwriting skills!
9. Only he could make reading the HP books again so much better then the 1st time around.
I wonder if HP peeps are trying to figure out how they can work him back in…
Because picturing Rob as Cedric Diggory makes it all so much more emotional for me. I cried. And part of me wished Diggory could rise from the dead.
AND THE #1 REASON WE ALL LOVE ROB…
10. He is the total package, and doesn’t even realize it!
I dare you to try and resist that smile! DARE YOU!!
AND DON’T FORGET!!! Today is the LAST DAY to enter my “Name My Blog” Contest!! The best brithday gift you can give Rob is creative names for my new blog! Here are all the details on how to enter!
A couple months ago, when I started this blog, and never thought ANYONE would read it or give a crap what I had to say. Now that I have a following, I realized that they may have missed some of my really good posts from the beginning.
This Saturday, let’s take a journey down memory lane and go back in time and see some of my favorite posts!
Oh Rob, there you are, living the dream…and you can’t get your damn mind off of Hot Pockets.
But c’mon Rob, if you are going to have an inner monlogue we can all hear (ala Edward style), you should think of more important things. Like me, naked, surrounded by Hot Pockets…I mean, er, um, about how wonderful all of the movies are and what an honor it is to be there!
Hmmm...those pants are fitting a little too snuggly...and I like it!
I could not understand why Stephanie (aka FakerStephanieR) would be concerned that you may need to pay for your tux, but after seeing this picture, I can understand. Looks like SOMEONE decided to go commando in the rental…and, um, wow!
Steph, no worries, this is an opportunity for you to make that money back plus. How you ask?
I will buy those pants off you right now…just name your price. But, seriously, if you washed them, the offer is rescinded. And if Rob sweat in the them ever so slightly, I will double my offer. Mmmmmmm…(I know, I’m disgusting!)
See easy money!
Want to really bank? If you send the pants with Rob STILL WEARING THEM (commando, of course), well, I will give you my first born. Seriously, and you don’t even have to wait because he is sitting here right next to me!
It’s just good to see that big feet really do equal a big you-know-what!
In my efforts to ensure I blog at least once a day, I have run into a complete writer’s block today. It stinks….sooooo, I decided to just use today’s blog to fall in love with Robert Pattinson all over again!!
I wanted to share this video, because it is one of my favorites (and its short for those of you that check the blogs while at work). I LOVE this video (and I’m sure most everyone has seen it), but this truly is the way to fall in love with this man in 18 seconds!
Hmmm...those pants are fitting a little too snuggly...and I like it!
I could not understand why Stephanie (aka FakerStephanieR) would be concerned that you may need to pay for your tux, but after seeing this picture, I can understand. Looks like SOMEONE decided to go commando in the rental…and, um, wow!
Steph, no worries, this is an opportunity for you to make that money back plus. How you ask?
I will buy those pants off you right now…just name your price. But, seriously, if you washed them, the offer is rescinded. And if Rob sweat in the them ever so slightly, I will double my offer. Mmmmmmm…(I know, I’m disgusting!)
See easy money!
Want to really bank? If you send the pants with Rob STILL WEARING THEM (commando, of course), well, I will give you my first born. Seriously, and you don’t even have to wait because he is sitting here right next to me!
It’s just good to see that big feet really do equal a big you-know-what!
Oh Rob, there you are, living the dream…and you can’t get your damn mind off of Hot Pockets.
But c’mon Rob, if you are going to have an inner monlogue we can all hear (ala Edward style), you should think of more important things. Like me, naked, surrounded by Hot Pockets…I mean, er, um, about how wonderful all of the movies are and what an honor it is to be there!
I pretty much joined Twitter to keep track of my Twilight obsession news, since I saw that the fine ladies at Letters to Twilight and Letters to Rob were members.
Since then, I’ve discovered and have started following fakekbitch and fakerpattz, and now I cannot wait to open my Twitter just to see this:
fakerpattz
fakerpattz: Practicing my model faces in the mirror today. I think I’ll break out Blue Steel for the Oscars.
-or-
fakekbitch
fakekbitch: we’re gonna have like 200 extras in New Moon. sorry kids: you won’t be famous like me & rob but you might get laid after the prom now
Join Twitter, join now, just so you too can enjoy the commentary on a daily basis. I actually am looking forward to my iPhone (which is currently located somewhere between my house and AT&T hq) so I can watch this transgress rather than constantly playing catch up.
Plus, of course, if you join Twitter, you have to follow me too!
Don’t worry, no one will think you are a stalker, except for maybe kbitch.
