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A Single Girls View on Why the Hubby Isn’t So Bad — A Guest Post from Stephanie

I read this and well, I kind of loved it. Cause it’s a totally different view on the whole husband situation. Most of us married ladies whine and complain how the guys “just don’t get it.” But we never think of how nice it is to have them around when, um, special times are necessary. So, Stephanie, I don’t care if you were drunk when you sent this, I like this. And I am posting this. So there.

So ladies, here’s the deal, I know from talking to many of you that there are a lot of hubs dealing with this crazy fandom of ours and I think that’s great, but how many single ladies/h00rs do we have??? I feel like I’ve been spending a lot of time speaking to you fabulous women but how much do we really know about each other?? Well let me start, I know some of you know but I will say it once again, I am a single lady, sort of, I do have kids and have done the married thing but it didn’t work out for me and I am currently living on my own with the kiddies and I gotta say, I’m fine with this, usually. It’s definitely a crazy life and between work and home and I don’t really have time for much more, except perving with you all of course, there is always time for that J

How could we not all come together for this??

That being said, there are also some downfalls. As we all know, Rob has a way of getting us, hmmm, how do I say this correctly, ummmm, screw it, I’ve had a few drinks so I’ll just say it, he has a way of making us all 50 Shades of excited (that was not as pervy as I wanted to get but I’m trying to behave). I mean come on, how many of us have played out scenarios in our head, things we would LOVE to do to him if given the chance?? And how many of you have given the hubs a great night while thinking of Rob after reading a hot Fanfic or seeing a pic that makes you just want to scream with delight *whispers* it’s ok, i won’t tell and I don’t judge!!!!

No baby, I was only thinking of you, I swear!

 

Here in lies my problem, let’s take tonight for example, so I’ve had a few drink, the kids are not home and the house is empty, so what do I do now, well or course I decide to watch some videos and look at some pics and perv a bit but now what??!! This is the night I wish there was a hubs in the other room, if for nothing other than for my own needs, I mean come on, a girl has needs, and after staring at pics of Rob, my needs are screaming at me to be met!!! In fact my needs are stomping their feet and throwing a temper tantrum, they want me to out there and meet someone, fast forward through all the get to know you stages and get to the goods, and my needs are not playing around anymore, they are pissed!!!

You sir are driving me crazy with your sex eyes!!

Well, what was the point of all this?? I don’t know, like I said, I’ve had a few drinks; I had nothing but free time on my hands and it seemed like a good idea at the time to sit down at the computer and write something, LOL!!! In retrospect after I hit send on this email to Amber and I remember it in the morning I will probably be hanging my head in shame!! So I will leave you with this, ladies – go forth and have a fabulous night, make the hubs happy and whatever you think about while doing it will always be our secret ;)

I know it's me you want

Kinda makes you appreciate it if you got it, huh?

Need more? PLEASE go to this website and DIE laughing!

http://fuckyeahjumpingrob.tumblr.com/

And I will say, if you have shizz to do today, don’t go. You will spend SO much freakin’ time looking and laughing!


Give Me a Blue Ribbon for This Haul — Friday Rob Video Exstravaganza

Wow. This was  good week. If there was a contest for finding the best Rob videos this week, I think I would have taken home a blue ribbon! No really. A couple of moments in these videos even stopped my heart. And that’s a pretty amazing feat, seeing as I am so immersed in the Rob that I don’t always get that affect. But I did, and I know you all will too! Trust.

And good news. They are all safe for work. Well, as safe as viewing Rob videos at work can be. For me, it’s purty dangerous.

Enjoy!

Who Are You: Celebrating Robert Pattinson’s Career

Um. Love this video. It may be the absolute, most perfect mix of old Rob and new Rob, hot Rob and nerdy Rob and a little piece of EVERY movie Rob has been in. Even the creepy Lord of the Rings ripoff that I myself cannot bear to watch. mariak2386 nailed it. Perfect mix of vids, pictures and a cool tune to set the background. I am in love!

Robert Pattinson Ain’t No Other Man But U

First off… where was I during that interview on the Eclipse red carpet with that opening line?! Oh yeah. I was at the premiere, hyperventilating. It’s true. I missed so many of the interviews from the red carpet since I was in L.A., and wow. That one is not one to miss. I was going to include this video just for that line, but damn if ROBZSINGER1 isn’t freakin’ top notch! Srsly. I’m a-tingling!

Robert Pattinson //Goodbye//

Continuing on this WINNING streak of vids is this little beauty by norcsa5. Whoa. I am once again blown away by the hotness of this video. I even spied me some Sex Drive Rob. Good lawd that was a sexy beast of a Rob! Not that he isn’t always, but definitely a high point!

What a freakin’ ah-mazing pull this week! Mama was happy. Hope you all enjoyed and have a fantabulous weekend!



Bel Ami… What is the deal? Why am I being teased? Someone give me something!

Gah. I hate teases. Do not tease me. And this dude, well, he is just a big ol’ tease:

::le sigh::

Making out, sexing, Rob… all in approximately 3-5 minutes of promo footage? Oh my! I don’t think the run time has been released, but my best guess is 90 – 120 minutes of pure hotness!

How am I supposed to think of anything else now? All I can picture is naked Rob. This is not fair.

The worst part? We don’t even know if any of what ol’ Steve has seen here will be released anytime soon. The video is out there, just looming around and not being seen by people that matter. Like me. Oh, and you guys too.

So, how are we to survive? Off these couple of stills??

I mean, yeah, they are hot. But I need a trailer. Like, oh, yesterday. I’m just saying, that would be an EXCELLENT way to throughly end the Rob drought. I’ll even settle for the promo footage. Surely there has gotta be some Hollywood big wig who won’t mind leaking that out for us. I mean, job, schmob, right?

I guess I’ll just continue to settle for this fanmade trailer.

Are you gals a bunch of eager beavers like me? Do you NEED more Bel Ami news?!?


Reminiscing About Rob Porn — 4th Edition

I love this new segment. Have I said that lately? Cause really, I LOVE looking at hot pics of Rob. Bunches.

The 1st Edition featured the legs, the hair and the fingers. Edition #2 featured jaw, lip and some white t-shirts, mama’s personal weakness. Edition #3 was oozing with beanie porn, Robler/Tybert porn and the ever gorgeous and panty dropping, hand in the hair porn.

So here we are, the 4th Edition. What can we do next? How can I make you all drop dead at your computers?

Oh, I know…

Rocking the Raybans Porn

The only time Rob is allowed to hide the eff-me eyes is with some rocking Raybans. And let’s face it… Rob has probably raised the stock of Raybans 10-fold! How could he not when he looks like?!

B-Side Porn

What’s as good as staring at that gorgeous face? Staring at that hot b-side. Shake ya ass, but watch ya self! Shake ya ass, show ‘em what you’re working with!

Adorkable Porn

Let’s face it… Rob is just a big ol’ dork. I mean, I really hot dork, but still. Adorkable Rob is what ultimately won me over. The reason I do this every day.

Oh man. I <3 Wednesdays bunches right now! Hope you enjoyed!!


Sometimes, The Best Things Disappear All Too Quickly

Yesterday, some of the hottest pics of Rob in awhile broke on to the interwebs. And for a couple of sweet hours, all was right in the world. Enemy lines were crossed. Those who have strayed from the Rob returned. And then…

Gone.

Another good lesson in always Right-Click-Saving the hotness. You really never know when a set of pictures will go into the forbidden status.

But I feel really bad for those of you who may have missed them. I can’t risk posting the pics (because I am on an excellent roll of avoiding C&Ds) so I was trying to think of a fun alternative for you all.

And I got it!

I’ll just describe them to you! Win, right?

Picture #1

Rob, black & white, sitting criss-cross-applesauce on the ground, white undershirt, smoking, major finger porn!

Picture #2

Rob in a chair, in front of a desk, leg crossed, clearly hiding the fact that he is texting, major jaw porn!

Picture #3

Rob, sitting at a table, with a cup of coffee,  slight smirk, major eff me eyes!

Picture #4

MY FAVE… Rob, on a stone bench, words written all over the wall behind him, leaning forward, sunglasses, looking like he’s about to throw them off, major “jump my bones” potential

Okay… this sucks. There are actually 5 more pictures (9 total) and at this point, I feel like I am just teasing you. But at least it should be giving you some good pictures in your head for the day!

I will post the pictures that actually have already been released from the same shoot, just so you have a good source image to start from for your daydreams of the ones you missed!

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Only One Video Today… The Reappearance of Rob!!

Alright, I am slightly embarrassed. I think I completely reverted back to a 13 year old fangirl, which I haven’t done in awhile. Nothing of Rob has come out in awhile that has awoken that fangirl in me to the point where I am simultaneously squeeing, smiling, getting goose bumps and falling in love (or lust, which I am DOWN with) all over again.

But this video. This video here did me in.

Don’t try and understand it. Just love the pretty.

::sigh:: Now watch it again. I’ll wait.

::double sigh::

The best part of this video is not just the reappearance of Rob. It’s the reappearance of Rob from two years ago. The silly, dorky boy we all fell in love with. I mean, this video is definitely a love rekindler for me.

Let’s talk about all the adork-ableness!

Just a couple A/V nerds, making a movie for high school. Awesome.

First off, let’s talk hair. I heard some people freaking out that the sex hair wasn’t in full form. Uh, the hair is there. This is a classic example of hat hair. I’m pretty sure this is how it went down…

(Rob shows up, wearing that damn hat.)

Peter: Rob, srsly. You can’t wear the hat.

Rob: Oh. Sorry.  (takes off hat and swipes down hair) That good?

Peter: Yep. Let’s do this.

How do I know this? Cause this is how boys are.

Secondly, how much do I love that this was all done for a high school tradition, and debuted at a high school assembly. I mean, do you think those kids heard anything after Rob appeared on the screen? Well, anything other then the screams from all the girls. I just love that Rob is a big ol’ softie that is willing to help out with something like this. It makes my heart all warm and fuzzy.

And another thing… it’s been a long time since we had a really quotable Rob. This video, well, I’m waiting on soundbites for:

“You gotta stop hanging out in my backyard.”

“I don’t use the phone.”

“Idiot.”

Someone get on that. That voice. That voice kills me every time.

The Rob Drought is over… well, at least until tomorrow.

What do you think? Were you an uber fan girt over this, or was that just me?


Reminiscing About Rob Porn — 3rd Edition

This seems to be a fun new series. I think you guys are loving it. I know I am. And I love all of your suggestions for new porn. You asked, and I listened.

The 1st Edition featured the legs, the hair and the fingers. Edition #2 featured jaw, lip and some white t-shirts, mama’s personal weakness. Yum!

And this week, I roll out even more goodies that I think you will love. Enjoy!

Beanie Porn

You guys slay me with your love of the beanie. I love the beanie too, so I thought we should definitely pay homage to one of the very few accessories I am okay with covering the sex hair.

Remember Me/Robler Porn

Some people say Tybert, I say Robler. Deal with it. The hotness that is Rob in Remember Me has yet to be beat. Well, at least until Water for Elephants comes out. Rather then show you all screen caps from the movie, I delved deep into my folder for pics from while they were shooting. Cause so many of them were super hot!

Hands in the Hair Porn

What do you get when you mix the hand porn with the hair porn. Pure epicness my friends. Pure. Epicness.

You dead yet? Gah, just going through all my pics to find these nine I post is an amazing way to spend an evening. :sigh:


All ‘The Buried Life’ Guys Manage to Do is Remind Me I Missed Rob

Confession… I’m writing this blog without watching The Buried Life. So if I say something silly that, after the show, no longer makes sense, realize that is why.

So, I’m sure you’ve all heard about this show and the fact that the guys on it were dared to get a lock of Robert Pattinson’s hair. I watched the little preview here and I went on ahead and DVR’d it. I’ll watch it tomorrow. Maybe. You tell me.

Really, more then anything, this video managed to make me sad. Probably for reasons you don’t realize . Let me explain…

The guys are hurrying over to a club in Hollywood cause they heard Rob is there. That club is the Hotel Cafe, which Rob went to go and support his bud, Sam Bradley, who was playing that night. In fact, he went there to support 3 out of the 4 times Sam Bradley played at the Hotel Cafe.

I saw that alley way they are walking through and realized, “Hey! My drunk ass stood right there.” See?

 

Alley? Check. Sam? Check. Drunk Amber? Double Check. Rob? ... :(

 

I love that about having gone to Hollywood now. It’s cool to recognize some of those places I saw in real life.

Then it hit me.

I was at the Hotel Cafe, totally supporting Sam Bradley, but I managed to go the ONE night Rob wasn’t there.

And that makes me sad panda.

Let me tell you first and foremost… when I bought the ticket, I didn’t think there was even a chance Rob would show. At all. It wasn’t about that for me. I <3 Sam as well. (I mean, I do run a blog supporting him also!) But it wasn’t till I guess a month later that I put it all together.

I missed him.

Oh well, I still got to see the pretty in person, and that was (almost) good enough for me.

Well, I guess I am happy ‘The Buried Live’ guys tracked down Rob at what I’m guessing is the Teen Choice Awards. Kudos to them.

 

Yay for you. ::sigh::

 

I guess if I had unlimited funds from MTV, I could make this happen too. Maybe one day….

Did you watch ‘The Buried Life’? Should I watch it, or skip it?


Stand by for sweet photo coma in 3, 2, 1… — Guest Post by Stephanie

You may have seen my tweet. Maybe not. I was destroyed this weekend by a trifecta of kids, including my 3 & 5 year olds and the addition of my 9 year old brother. Yeah. I said brother. I’m pooped and I was going through my Google Alerts and realized I needed a day to recover so I could fully comprehend what they said. And since Stephanie sends me something just about once a week, today is her day! Again!

Oh, and I learned how to post blogs from Word today. That was the highlight of my day! So guest posters… send your blogs in Word and make me happy! ;)

So since I get yelled at by my friend Jessie the other day that I rushed though the last blog I sent to Amber and it clearly didn’t have enough pictures (which I 100% agree with and apologize for, I’m gonna go ahead and say that was my bad!!) I am going to try to make up for it. And since yet again it looks like a bad week with no end in sight, I’m sure I could use a plethora of Rob porn, and really who couldn’t? So what do you say ladies? Let’s do this!!!

 

YUP, smoking is the best way to describe this one!!

 

 

When he smiles like this I feel like a giggly little schoolgirl? tee hee

 

 

SEX, that is all!!!

 

 

Whatcha smirkin' about sexy? hmmmmm

 

 

Yup, this just about sums up my every fantasy...two of Rob! There is a god!!!

 

 

So many obvious reasons this is one of my faves...fingers, lips, open mouth, GAAAAH!

 

 

(Insert cheesy pick up line here) "Did it hurt... when you fell from heaven?""

 

 

Hey, don't stick it out unless you plan to use it!

 

 

I just think dirty things here. Very dirty!!

 

 

There's too much going on here... the look, the bed, I'm on overload!

 

 

Hey! What did I tell you about the tongue??!

 

 

Oh so drunk and easy to take advantage of. And hey, whatcha pointing too??

 

 

This movie is going to be the death of me! Ohhhh Dirty Rob, I worship you!

 

 

Young blushing Rob, the things I could teach you!!

 

 

Don't act so surprised bb. You knew my plans for you. ;)

 

 

Oh fingers by the zipper... WINNNNNNNNNN!!!

 

 

Rob's cherry flavored lips – can I suck on one, just one, please????

 

 

Jessie's special request – and a mighty fine choice if I do say so myself!!

 

 

A color option to go with the black and white. Deliciousness!!!

 

 

Why do only one Rob at a time when you can do multiple Rob's – Oh that sounded goooooood!!!!!

 

I would keep going ,but I am now on the floor panting and unable to focus on anything, I have forgotten my name and where I am. I have no idea what I’m supposed to be doing right now and not sure how to work the computer anymore. The only thing I can remember is right click save!!!

Drooling. . .

Fantasizing. . .

Passed out – THUD!!!


A Bad Video Week This Week

I guess everyone was just not in a Rob mood this week. I can always tell when that happens because the videos dwindle down to almost nothing. I don’t know where all my go to vid makers were this week, but it wasn’t in front of their computers making videos, that’s for sure.

Luckily there was one, and  just the tip vid, from this week to feed you guys. But after all your sweet words on yesterday’s blog, I don’t feel like it’s enough sooooo I dug into the archive and found some older videos that I love and need to be revisited.

Enjoy!

Robert Pattinson : Hair

If you are a sucker for the hair porn, this video is for you! beanene1 takes one aspect of Rob and she really hones in on it for this video. I love the hair so much, I couldn’t pass up posting this video!

Robert Pattinson• Just the way you are •(dedicated to…..)

Just the tip (aka a video shorter then 1 minute), this one from 25CrazyVampGirl makes the cut since it’s all sweet, but has some adorkable Rob in it. And I love that.

And from the archive

Faster Kill Pussycat

This one is over a year old, and it just slayed me when it came out! Trixiefrag did amazing on this, and the song is too perfect! Lots of Cannes Rob. It’s just yummy deliciousness all around! Rob is a tiger!

100% Robert Pattinson Content: Pure Unadulterated Sexy Bliss – 2nd PART (of 7)- Sexy

This is a 2nd in a series of vids by petitbiel and they are all gold I tell you, GOLD! Go. Watch. Subscribe to her and LOVE! This one is super hot, which is why I love it!

Robert Pattinson || URA Fever || For Lucia ♥

A long time ago I banned URA Fever from my site. Cause it was getting out of control how many people were using that song for Rob vids. This one from xLearnToFlyx was probably the best one of them all. The laugh SLAYS ME! It’s a just the tip, but the tip is quite nice!

Phew! I feel better now. Couldn’t let you guys down on what some of you say is your favorite post of the week!! :)

What are your absolute fave vids? Post them in the comments so we can all watch!

 


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