Oh Valentine’s Day. The day of love as deemed by the greeting card industry. Bastards. I mean really, what do you get boys for Valentine’s Day? I have no clue.
But I do know this. Rob did get us all something for this special day… NEW outtakes! YAY! I knew he wouldn’t forget. Enjoy, and have a great day!
Oh you know how to bring the adorkable every time.
Ooooo…. hello pretty jaw porn. We missed you!
I really need to get me a hammock.
Watch out for those sex eyes!
Let’s roll around in the grass. Just for a moment.
Ohaithere cute smile!
And more cute smiles… with a white tee for good measure!
Gah, throw some leather over that tee and I die.
What is with all the smiling? Stop. Don’t. Stop. Don’t. Stop.
He looks like such a little boy here. Criss-cross-applesauce.
No really. Watch out for those eyes. They’ll kill you every. Time.
I love the rugged t-shirt. He wears it well.
Srsly. Those shoes just look like little boy shoes. I love it!
So, after such a good week last week, I only really found 2 videos I wanted to post. Sad, I know. Let me make it up to you. Have a gander at these babies!
Oh my! The tan, the hair, the peek down the shirt... even I am surprised I am still coherent.
No really. Sometimes, life just isn't fair. This is one of those perfect examples of why.
Not so mad at me anymore, are you? Now, on to the videos!
100% Robert Pattinson Content: Pure Unadulterated Sexy Bliss [Part 8 of 8] – Beautiful
I nearly fell out of my chair! A new video from Biel aka petitBiel1! EEP! And, of course, it is the same awesomeness they all are. And so sweet. Gah. I just sat here and sighed intermittently throughout the video.
► Robert Pattinson – ☆ You drive me Crazy! ☆
Awwww, this video from StavrinaCrazyStyleis so sweet too, and a little hazy. Kinda has that dream like quality to it. It’s definitely short and sweet, heavy on the sweet.
Let me take a moment first… I’m not really a huge TomStu fan. Not really a hater, just haven’t really seen him in anything… period. So no hate, just no opinon. I thought, well, maybe this new movie will win me over. I watched the trailer, and wow. I’ve never wanted to see a movie any less then I do this one.
Sorry. I’ve digressed.
I kind of sort of half paid attention to the premiere of Waiting for Forever, and by half, I mean I just wanted to see if Rob would show, which I didn’t think would happen (and it didn’t). But everyone starting talking about his sweater Tom was wearing, and I was intrigued. This is what I saw…
Something looks really familiar...
And since I am totally normal and have Rob’s ENTIRE wardrobe memorized, that sweater stuck out like a sore thumb. It’s time to decide… who wore it best?! (Don’t let the slightly off colors fool you. Different cameras, different lighting does that. Concentrate on the pattern.)
My vote… neither. That sweater needs to be burned. Plus, I’m pretty sure it’s older then my son. This picture of Rob is from Harry Potter days, y’all. I’m all for being thrifty and frugal and all that business, but c’mon. A hobo somewhere is really cold and is thinking that is a really nice sweater.
But, what do we expect from these guys? It’s not the first Rob and his friends have shared clothing. We all remember Teen Choice Awards 2009, right? When Rob rolled up in none other then Marcus’ shirt.
CLEARLY, these guys are still living the bachelor life hard core, which I can appreciate. You are young, you got a couple dollars in your pocket, live it up! But c’mon now. You know we see you. We know what you are doing. Quit swapping all the thrift clothes around, or at least if you are swapping, try to keep those clothes away from red carpets. And cameras. And people.
This whole Breaking Dawn movie has almost felt as if it wasn’t even happening. I mean, are we even sure that they are really in Baton Rouge filming? How can there be no photographic proof? Fans in Louisiana can’t be THAT normal, right? Pictures or it didn’t happen.
And finally… PROOF! Robward still exists!
Now, I could bore you with all the far away “is that so and so?” and “which ones Rob again?” pictures, or we can jump right into it. No playing around here. All I want to see is the super creepily zoomed in ones where I can make completely inaccurate predictions of Rob’s mood and/or thoughts at the time.
Like this…
He’s just thinking about wanting a sandwich. Trust me. I can tell.
Clearly he is thinking about how damn good he looks in a dark shirt and dark jeans. Wait, that may be me.
Bet he’s just counting down the days till he can quit wearing that awful makeup. I know I am.
With the movies in Rob’s current and immediate future, seeing him in a wedding ring ain’t gonna be no big thang anymore.
What do you think of the pics? Not great, but at least we kn0w they weren’t lying to us, right? Cause I was starting to have my doubts. And you can’t trust Summit.
Photos: @SaintsNurse aka the only girl in Baton Rouge with a camera
I’m starting to feel like Bel Ami is like the ‘Little Engine that Could”. It keeps trying to push up that mountain, and we all keep on hoping it will make it. It’s definitely been a crazy ride so far, but as long as we keep getting these little gifts, I will enjoy it.
I’m gonna assume this is a still from early in the movie, since SPOILER ALERT 1) he appears to actually be writing (we all know he quits that later in the book); and, 2) he just looks younger and slightly rougher. More like a man still on the bottom rung then on the top. Either way, Rob continues to look all yummy in this period clothing.
And, a potential bright spot on the site with this image… there is a document on the site that lists a potential release time frame… autumn. Could mean anything. They could even be completely wrong. However, using this marketing background I have, this is how I would do it…
Of course, we all know the first round of Breaking Dawn will be out in November. The end of November to be exact. That means sometime in October, the madness from the Twilight fans will begin to set in. They will do anything to see some part of the movie… even if it’s just a little piece of Rob in the little indie film that could. No, I am not above using Twilight promo to help benefit our little engine that could. It makes good sense. And maybe the Bel Ami people are thing that. Or not. Who knows?
All I know is this, give me Rob sexing it up in a period piece soon, or mama is not gonna be happy. And you don’t want to see mama when she’s not happy.
What do you all think? Can you make it till the end of the year? Or were you kind of hoping for a summer release in order to spread the Rob out through the year?
Oh, and speaking of Twilight, this sweet girl sent me an email about her dissertation where she is surveying fans. So, if you have a spare 5 minutes, help her out and take it!
I wouldn’t call this a super busy day in the Rob world. It was basically just busy enough to keep us all on our toes. And I mean literally…
New Lead Actress in Cosmopolis?
Well, yes, but the real question is… who? See, here is what happened. The original lead, Marion Cottilard, got hit by that pregnancy bug going around Hollywood. Srsly. Don’t drink the water around there. It’s an epedimic. So, magically, Keira Knightly’s named popped up on the site as being in the film. Replacing Marion? Maybe. Just about the time I started getting excited (I’ve been a Knightly fan since Bend it Like Beckham), her name magically disappeared from the site. Like it was never there…
Weird.
So, here is what we know. There will be new lead. We aren’t really sure who it is. Maybe Keira. And the Cosmopolis site people need to learn they are being monitored hard core by the Rob fans. Cause that’s what we do.
New Outtakes!
This I know for sure. There were 2 new outtakes from the shoot that keeps on giving. Although, can I be honest? Are we in the trust tree? ::whispers:: I don’t really think they are that good. Sorry. Rob looks like he needs a good night’s sleep and a cuddle, from me of course.
Not-So-New Trailer
Then MTV tried to fool us all. They were advertising this trailer as the new international trailer for Water for Elephants. I was all jazzed, till I watched it and realized it was what was released in Finland. Which makes sense, cause um, Finland is international.
But of course, I watched it a couple times, you know, since I already had it open. So you should too. I still get the chills!
Oh, and I so downloaded the song from the trailer since it’s brill. It makes me want to cry. You should too. It’s Please Don’t Go by Barcelona. I think if this one song is any indication, I may need to buy the whole album!
Of course yesterday we started book club, so I didn’t get to talk at all about all the goodies that came out this weekend. And really, we were in the freakin’ green all weekend. I could barely stand it. Or keep up. And I’m pretty sure my external drive almost blew up. So let’s go through it and we’ll look at some of my fave things that happened.
We heard there would be reshoots for Water for Elephants, but everyone seemed to think Rob would not be there for them. Guess what? They were wrong. Rob was so there, and looked SO good!
P.S. Um…. people are not putting the warnings out there, but I think some of the pictures are a bit spoilerish unless you’ve at least read the book. So I’m gonna put a jump here. Do it at your own risk!
So are you all wrapped up in the world of Cosmopolis yet? Yeah, me neither. I’ll get there, I’ll get there. But, while we are reading, how about a little bit of eye candy to help the imagination run wild whilst you are reading?
I knew you’d think that’s a good idea.
Is it coming on or off? I'm gonna go with option b...
Sunglasses... bad. Smiley Rob... good.
Oh, so deep in thought. CLEARLY thinking about me.
The finger porn gets just a bit intense here. Deep breaths ladies!
He's got a smile, but looks so tired. I got a bed you can take a snooze in.
And the most adorb picture of them all! I love the scrunchy face.
Just a quickie little pic spam post for you. But I am sure you all are needing it!
And seriously, join my Cosmopolis book club. It’s like a real book club, except we try and figure out approximately how many times the main character gets naked and join hands and pray for rated R so we can get an ass shot.
Yes, my title is a Metric song (with seemingly fitting lyrics). And the song is cool so you will deal with it.
Anyways, yesterday was one of those days that truly does not come often enough. Are you ready?
ROB IS ON FOR A NEW MOVIE!!!!!
Okay, deep breaths. Srsly, these are the days I live for. I mean, I love drooling over a pretty photo or two, but movies are where it is at. It means Rob is still going. Still working that career and still making pretty damn good choices outside of Twilight!! PLUS, I get to add a new blog category! EXCITING!
So, what is this movie you ask? What is it about?
Of course, it’s based on a book (since apparently those are the only movies Rob signs on for), Cosmopolis, which I am having a hell of a time pronouncing. Good thing I write a blog instead of something that involves me talking. So here is what Amazon says about the book:
DeLillo skates through a day in the life of a brilliant and precocious New Economy billionaire in this monotone 13th novel, a study in big money and affectlessness. As one character remarks, 28-year-old Eric Packer “wants to be one civilization ahead of this one.” But on an April day in the year 2000, Eric’s fortune and life fall apart. The story tracks him as he traverses Manhattan in his stretch limo. His goal: a haircut at Anthony’s, his father’s old barber. But on this day his driver has to navigate a presidential visit, an attack by anarchists and a rapper’s funeral. Meanwhile, the yen is mounting, destroying Eric’s bet against it. The catastrophe liberates Eric’s destructive instinct-he shoots another character and increases his bet. Mostly, the action consists of sequences in the back of the limo (where he stages meetings with his doctor, various corporate officers and a New Economy guru) interrupted by various pit stops. He lunches with his wife of 22 days, Elise Shifrin. He has sex with two women, his art consultant and a bodyguard. He is hit in the face with a pie by a protester. He knows he is being stalked, and the novel stages a final convergence between the ex-tycoon and his stalker.
Rob’s character is Eric, which will give #HotEric multiple meanings and that rules. The book sounds a bit crazy and weird, which is I’m sure the reason why Rob would go with it. Let’s be honest though, I saw the words sex, limo and pie in the face, and I was sold!
Plus, this movie is a milestone. It’ll be his first movie after the end of Twilight. Oh happy day!
Oh, and ladies, you know we are gonna have to put some time in and learn more about this movie. We are definitely doing book club on the blog! I’ll figure out the deets (when we’ll start, schedule, etc.) and post them next week.
Disclaimer… word is the role is in final negotiations, but it’s close to a done deal. So, there is a chance it may not happen. But hey, I’m a glass half full kind of girl, so let’s not think too long and hard (TWSS) on that.
Something else happened yesterday too. What was it….. oh yeah, that’s right. The People’s Choice Awards. I almost forgot due to the fact that the movie news is so much awesome-er then some silly awards show that really doesn’t count. But no worries, I still got the goods for you!
First up, the montage for Rob on Movie Stars Under 25. We’ll just pretend we didn’t hear them state that Rob plays guitar in a band when that is such an obvious rumor of the untrue variety.
How about some awkward KStew for you? You know I love her, and she looked amazing! I’m serious. This may have been one her best award show looks yet.
I don’t care what anyone says, I found this hilarious. Let the awkwardness runneth over!
AND…. just in case you haven’t had enough awkward, the acceptance speech!! (Don’t die from Rob adorableness! Trust me. It’s hard not to do!)
And, of course, some pics for of Rob for you in the shiteous gold jacket. You broke my heart with that jacket Rob. Broke. My. Heart.
Alright, I am working on the quote post and, whoa, this one is rough. Got a fave quote of the year? Leave it in the comments and you may get a mention in tomorrow’s post!
