So are you all wrapped up in the world of Cosmopolis yet? Yeah, me neither. I’ll get there, I’ll get there. But, while we are reading, how about a little bit of eye candy to help the imagination run wild whilst you are reading?
I knew you’d think that’s a good idea.
Is it coming on or off? I'm gonna go with option b...
Sunglasses... bad. Smiley Rob... good.
Oh, so deep in thought. CLEARLY thinking about me.
The finger porn gets just a bit intense here. Deep breaths ladies!
He's got a smile, but looks so tired. I got a bed you can take a snooze in.
And the most adorb picture of them all! I love the scrunchy face.
Just a quickie little pic spam post for you. But I am sure you all are needing it!
And seriously, join my Cosmopolis book club. It’s like a real book club, except we try and figure out approximately how many times the main character gets naked and join hands and pray for rated R so we can get an ass shot.
It seems that someone, somewhere, is always one step ahead of me. As soon as it seems like I may be losing a bit of the Rob mojo, someone throws something out there that makes me go, yes, I’m still feeling the tingles.
And that someone threw out some new/old photo shoot pictures just proves that I must be doing something right in my life. Good kharma and all that, ya know. These pictures did things to me I saw the first few of them. Now that I can see them in all in a much better, much more smiley resolution, all is right in my Rob world.
What do you think? Was I write in naming the file these beauties went in to “green sofa piano awesomeness”?
Sorry, these pictures left me too dead to try and caption them all. Alls I know is… the smiling forever makes me dead. But the smiling next to a piano…. grab the paddles. Mama is going down!!!
Plus, it’s short and sweet cause I’m all jazzed up about the new Hunger Games book and can’t hardly concentrate on the Rob. I know, I know. What the hell is wrong with me?!
I was pretty much offline all of yesterday. And probably will continue to be most of June as I get ready for the fuck awesome trek to LA planned at the end of the month. So I L-O-V-E it when I get online after the end of a long day filled with too much real life crap and find a lot of little Robbie treats waiting for me!
Where to start? I think I’ll go with Robowski for $500 please.
Water for Elephants filming is starting to feel like Remember Me filming. We had tons of photos, each new set seems to be just a little hotter then the last and at the end of the day we all are just wondering, “Can we make it till the movie’s release?” It feels like we can’t but I know we can. At least with lots of hugs, encouragement and pictures like these!
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(It really is irritating that I can’t keep the none WFE pics from showing. Once you see Robward, move along to the next item or you’ll spoil the rest of my post for yourself!)
And speaking of Remember Me…. YEAH!
Frugal coupon queens (AKA me) rejoice! I actually cancelled my Amazon order since an $8 coupon when Target says they will have it for $20 is way cheaper. The coupon is available till June 15, so don’t freak out cause the link isn’t working. You know this things has Rob commentary, right? And even with the serious nature of the movie, you know it’s still gonna be good!
And then, AND THEN…. some new, hot Robward! I’m glad that the tweed appears to have vanished and the hot v-necks have returned! Hallelujah!
Kick his ass, seabass!
Oh yeah! This is the Robward that dreams and fanfic are made of!
How about a little bit of arm porn for ya while we are at it?
And just when you think this is all over, it isn’t. A new interview AND new photoshoot pics, which I think are actually outtakes from another shoot, but hey, I don’t remember seeing them and I will take what I can get.
UNF! I am a sucker for the skinny tie, even with the shiny suit he may have borrowed from TayTay.
Uhhhhhhhh...... ::gulp::
And I don’t know what I like best, Rob’s summary of Breaking Dawn:
The story goes in so many different directions I’m curious to see what it’ll look like. We don’t procrastinate any longer: Bella telling me ‘I want you to turn me’ and me going ‘No, no, no’. She becomes a vampire in this movie. We get married and sleep together. All the tension from the previous movies is gone in Breaking Dawn.
Or the fact that Rob still doesn’t get it:
Like I’ve always said, it’s the character that people love, not me. I hope to be able to reach out to people due to the quality of the films that I make and not because people will hope to see a new Twilight as soon as my name is in the end credits.
Oh Rob, one day you will see that you are more then Edward. You are also a hot 24 year old man that I want to get into the pants of. Hey, just being honest here. Read the rest of the interview on here!
So this mystery shoot for Details magazine is out there, and I am kind of dying to know what the hell is going on in these
Oh, are you being a bad boy in the Details shoot? I sooooo hope so!
pics. Three days ago, when we heard about the shoot, we heard it was a bit provocative.
Now there are these crazy, very much NOT confirmed details about the Details shoot. Like, these are pretty much rumors from Twitter and can and should not be taken too seriously. But hey, we can all dream, can’t we…
Rob details pic nude model is on her knees-hand on Rob’s stomach & tugging on rob’s unzipped pants lookin up at him & he’s touchin her face. 32 minutes ago from web
Uh… what? Not only will ever banner ever made for fan fiction need to be updated accordingly to include this picture, someone will also to have to supply Rob with some jeans with a zipper. We all know he is a button fly man.
..rob’s hands on model’s boobs, model holding on to his shoulder with back arched, dazzled/ecstacy face. Still not confirmed will c-Feb 23rd about 2 hours ago from web
First off, if this is true, I will never have been more jealous of a model in my life.
Please let Rob's "o" face also be included! PLEASE!
The best part for her? The “ecstacy face” was most likely not a lick of acting. Cause trust, if that man was holding my boobs, well, there would be no need for acting.
rpattz details pic 1)outdoors shower?rob standin nude girl on knees in front of him tuggin on jeans 2)rob sittin on chair nude girl on lap.. about 2 hours ago from web
I’m guessing these are just slightly more descriptive of the background of the first two tweets. Hello? An outdoors shower? Does this mean Rob will be wet while having his pants pulled on by the model? Cause my goodness, if so, I’m gonna need to buy multiples of this magazine and have at least one laminated for “future” use.
Are you ladies as eager as me for this one?!? Of course you are, cause we are all pervs together. C’mon Details… give us some DETAILS!!
Today, I’m taking a break from Rob. I mean, we all know he deserves it and he needs to regain his energy for the weekend. I’ve got plans for him.
So, who is my spotlight for today? None other then the Queen of Badassness, Kristen Stewart! Why do I say this? Well, because her photo shoot for Interview Magazine was released today and I’m serious when I say this… the girl crush is off the charts. And that is in spite of the mullet. I know not all of my peeps may keep up with KStew’s bad ass, so here are the pictures (and my personal commentary!) in case you missed them.
Wow. Girlfriend looks effing sexy right here. I swear, I want to duplicate her eye makeup for my next outing, cause it is HAWT! FYI - This one has TheShagDaddy‘s seal of approval, in fact, this was his response earlier today.
So, we’ve all seen the fuckhawt pics from AnOther Man Magazine (which is a men’s magazine in the UK), and the article tells us lots of new information. Like this shocking secret, get ready for it… *whispers* Rob doesn’t like attention. Way to scoop ‘em AnOther Man.
Really? Rob doesn’t like attention? What made you think that? Perhaps it was the hoodie constantly pulled up?
The unknown photoshoot pictures that were posted last week? Yeah, we now know those are from the Premiere magazine, which is apparently all in French and disagreed with me completely on which of those 20+ pictures should go in the magazine (Hint: my answers is always ALL OF THEM!).
My good friend FakerParis, or Just FP, from Thinking of Rob did something amazing for all of us. She spent 5 hours, while sick as a dog, translating the entire thing into English for all of us damn Americans who are too effing lazy to learn a second language. And lets face it, it’s the Rob of old. The Rob that does not have a censor on his mouth and just says what he thinks. Yep, the Rob we all love.
I’m not going to post the whole interview, just the parts I LOVED! If you want to read the whole thing, then click that little link right up there and go to Thinking of Rob. ‘Kay? Okay!
The interview starts with Rob just talking about how he got where he is. How he hasn’t changed but now everyone knows who he is.
I’m sure if I told one of those girls “Come, let’s go have breakfast,” she would have been totally embarrassed and would never scream my name again in the middle of a crowd.
Interviewer: Well there you have it, you have to invite each of your fans for breakfast to find a normal life again.
One by one. Great idea!
Hmmm… I like this interviewer’s theory. Now, I will never be one to scream at Rob in a crowd (unless I’m really drunk and he is singing, then I might, unless I pass out), but I am so willing to experiment with this this theory. So, Rob, I’m available pretty much everyday for the rest of my life, so let’s do breakfast. Something a bit classier them Denny’s though…how about IHOP?
