I realized something over the past couple days. While I literally devoured every interview, video, ANYTHING with Rob talking last year… not so much this year. When you all called for quotes last week, I was like “oh yeah, that’ll be easy.” Um, apparently not. I mean ::whispers:: I haven’t even watched the Eclipse commentary yet. I know, right? What the hell?

So anyways, I asked some of you for your fave quotes, and I got a couple, thank goodness. The rest are from my good ‘ol memory.

I present to you… the BEST quotes (that I can remember) from Rob in 2010! (Love me through it.)

“You have just proven yourself to have absolutely no taste!”

Awww… I love the Jay Leno appearance. I feel so sorry for the poor girl who was on the show (don’t ask me her name and I am too lazy to Google it) since she got slammed by the crazies, but Rob def shined for that one moment when she came out with that quote. Owned. (Thanks Kathie for reminding me!)

“Mmmm, yummy. Butterscotch.”

Like I said, I have not watched the commentary. Yes, yes, lame, I know, but I have seen this quote dropped everywhere, so clearly it’s memorable and will make me laugh when we finally hear it for the first time. (Thanks for pointing that one out to me Stephanie!)

“I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina. But I can’t say I had no idea, because it was a 12-hour shoot, so you kind of get the picture that these women are going to stay naked after, like, five or six hours. But I wasn’t exactly prepared. I had no idea what to say to these girls. Thank God I was hungover.”

The joke no one got from the Details interview (which had several winning quotes). The one that spurred all these “Rob is gay!” stories. I died laughing. I mean srsly, was the joke that hard to get? What happens when you are allergic to something? You swell up. Should I draw a picture? Therefore, most men are allergic to vaginas. Goodness, I felt like the smart kid in the room for a few days! Plus, I just kind of love that he honestly had no idea what to say to the naked girls. Awesome.

“They had to, like, tape it and stretch (a bra) around into my ass crack. It was quite funny. It’s all very glamorous.”

And here we are thinking that being an actor is all fun and games. Poor Rob. I can’t imagine having tape up my ass while trying to act sexy. But hey, when you watch those Remember Me scenes, the boy nailed it!

“I would have taught her a lesson she wouldn’t forget.”

For such a sad movie, the commentary for Remember Me was surprisingly funny. I was worried, but when Rob dropped this quote, it was all worth it. I can’t even remember why he said it, but damn. Someone grab that and let me make that my ringtone!

“Kristen’s pregnant.”

I love when Rob just basically says a big eff you statement on the whole relationship with Kristen thing. And that is exactly what he did on Oprah. In fact, this quote made the top 20 celeb quotes in People, which is cool. Whether you are a Robsten believer, a doubter or you could really care less (like me!), you can still appreciate the fact that Rob is trying to protect his personal life. Which to me is always cool!

Srsly, here is where my well ran dry. So fill in the ones I left out in the comments, cause I’m SURE I left out some good ones!