I read this and well, I kind of loved it. Cause it’s a totally different view on the whole husband situation. Most of us married ladies whine and complain how the guys “just don’t get it.” But we never think of how nice it is to have them around when, um, special times are necessary. So, Stephanie, I don’t care if you were drunk when you sent this, I like this. And I am posting this. So there.
So ladies, here’s the deal, I know from talking to many of you that there are a lot of hubs dealing with this crazy fandom of ours and I think that’s great, but how many single ladies/h00rs do we have??? I feel like I’ve been spending a lot of time speaking to you fabulous women but how much do we really know about each other?? Well let me start, I know some of you know but I will say it once again, I am a single lady, sort of, I do have kids and have done the married thing but it didn’t work out for me and I am currently living on my own with the kiddies and I gotta say, I’m fine with this, usually. It’s definitely a crazy life and between work and home and I don’t really have time for much more, except perving with you all of course, there is always time for that J
How could we not all come together for this??
That being said, there are also some downfalls. As we all know, Rob has a way of getting us, hmmm, how do I say this correctly, ummmm, screw it, I’ve had a few drinks so I’ll just say it, he has a way of making us all 50 Shades of excited (that was not as pervy as I wanted to get but I’m trying to behave). I mean come on, how many of us have played out scenarios in our head, things we would LOVE to do to him if given the chance?? And how many of you have given the hubs a great night while thinking of Rob after reading a hot Fanfic or seeing a pic that makes you just want to scream with delight *whispers* it’s ok, i won’t tell and I don’t judge!!!!
No baby, I was only thinking of you, I swear!
Here in lies my problem, let’s take tonight for example, so I’ve had a few drink, the kids are not home and the house is empty, so what do I do now, well or course I decide to watch some videos and look at some pics and perv a bit but now what??!! This is the night I wish there was a hubs in the other room, if for nothing other than for my own needs, I mean come on, a girl has needs, and after staring at pics of Rob, my needs are screaming at me to be met!!! In fact my needs are stomping their feet and throwing a temper tantrum, they want me to out there and meet someone, fast forward through all the get to know you stages and get to the goods, and my needs are not playing around anymore, they are pissed!!!
You sir are driving me crazy with your sex eyes!!
Well, what was the point of all this?? I don’t know, like I said, I’ve had a few drinks; I had nothing but free time on my hands and it seemed like a good idea at the time to sit down at the computer and write something, LOL!!! In retrospect after I hit send on this email to Amber and I remember it in the morning I will probably be hanging my head in shame!! So I will leave you with this, ladies – go forth and have a fabulous night, make the hubs happy and whatever you think about while doing it will always be our secret 
I know it's me you want
Kinda makes you appreciate it if you got it, huh?
Need more? PLEASE go to this website and DIE laughing!
http://fuckyeahjumpingrob.tumblr.com/
And I will say, if you have shizz to do today, don’t go. You will spend SO much freakin’ time looking and laughing!
