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November 11, 2010

Reminiscing About Rob Porn — The “My First Love” Edition!

By Amber

Every once in awhile, there is a picture that comes out that makes me just pause. This is one of those pictures…

 

Whoa.

 

Is it because this is the best picture of Rob ever. No. This one made me pause because it reminded me of exactly who I fell in love with first… Edward.  And this picture my friends is SOOOOOO Edward. The look. The jaws. The skin. Everything is just flawless!

So while on the other “Rob porn” segments I went with very Rob type things, this time, I’m hitting it hard with my first love, Robward.

Twilight Robward

Awwww…. Twilight. How little I knew ye when I went to see the movie and came out totally in love with a boy whose first name I didn’t even know. And if you all only knew how much I miss the buffont!

New Moon Robward

We were officially in love. But, I had to wait what felt like forever to see you again in your full screen, high definition glory. Enter New Moon. Robward was so, so serious. New Moon is serious business. But the hotness was still there, even hidden in all the tweed!

Eclipse Robward

The saga continues, and my Robward love grew even more in this movie. A better wardrobe paired with not only a lovey dovey Robward, but also angry, kick ass Robward. Is there any better combination?? (Hint: The answer is no.)

Breaking Dawn Robward… Coming Soon! (Well, soon, but not soon enough!)

What Robward made you fall in love? What moment did you think “gah, I need to know MORE about this guy!” Share, share, SHARE!!

37 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , | posted in Eclipse, New Moon, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

June 9, 2010

We Had a Robtacular Tuesday, Which Makes for a Really Fun Post on Wednesday!

By Amber

I was pretty much offline all of yesterday. And probably will continue to be most of June as I get ready for the fuck awesome trek to LA planned at the end of the month. So I L-O-V-E it when I get online after the end of a long day filled with too much real life crap and find a lot of little Robbie treats waiting for me!

Where to start? I think I’ll go with Robowski for $500 please.

Water for Elephants filming is starting to feel like Remember Me filming. We had tons of photos, each new set seems to be just a little hotter then the last and at the end of the day we all are just wondering, “Can we make it till the movie’s release?” It feels like we can’t but I know we can. At least with lots of hugs, encouragement and pictures like these!

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(It really is irritating that I can’t keep the none WFE pics from showing. Once you see Robward, move along to the next item or you’ll spoil the rest of my post for yourself!)

And speaking of Remember Me…. YEAH!

Frugal coupon queens (AKA me) rejoice! I actually cancelled my Amazon order since an $8 coupon when Target says they will have it for $20 is way cheaper. The coupon is available till June 15, so don’t freak out cause the link isn’t working. You know this things has Rob commentary, right? And even with the serious nature of the movie, you know it’s still gonna be good!

And then, AND THEN…. some new, hot Robward! I’m glad that the tweed appears to have vanished and the hot v-necks have returned! Hallelujah!

Kick his ass, seabass!

Oh yeah! This is the Robward that dreams and fanfic are made of!

How about a little bit of arm porn for ya while we are at it?

And just when you think this is all over, it isn’t. A new interview AND new photoshoot pics, which I think are actually outtakes from another shoot, but hey, I don’t remember seeing them and I will take what I can get.

UNF! I am a sucker for the skinny tie, even with the shiny suit he may have borrowed from TayTay.

Uhhhhhhhh...... ::gulp::

And I don’t know what I like best, Rob’s summary of Breaking Dawn:

The story goes in so many different directions I’m curious to see what it’ll look like. We don’t procrastinate any longer: Bella telling me ‘I want you to turn me’ and me going ‘No, no, no’. She becomes a vampire in this movie. We get married and sleep together. All the tension from the previous movies is gone in Breaking Dawn.

Or the fact that Rob still doesn’t get it:

Like I’ve always said, it’s the character that people love, not me. I hope to be able to reach out to people due to the quality of the films that I make and not because people will hope to see a new Twilight as soon as my name is in the end credits.

Oh Rob, one day you will see that you are more then Edward. You are also a hot 24 year old man that I want to get into the pants of. Hey, just being honest here. Read the rest of the interview on here!

6 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Eclipse, Remember Me, Rob Pattinson, Twilight, Water for Elephants

March 31, 2010

New Eclipse Stills…. Wigs, Angry Robward, Tiny Taycob…

By Amber

Mmmm…. finally we can start ramping up for Eclipse. Like most of you, this book is my fave, plus this is our last shot this year to see Rob on the big screen, so we gotta enjoy it while we can. Summit was feeling generous to the fandom today, so they decided to release some official stills.

What stinks if only ONE has Robward in it, and freaky Taycob is in it too. Boo. But its okay, I gots plenty of thoughts on all of them, even those minus Rob.

Ooh! Intense convo, straight ahead. I will say this… hair… win, wardrobe…win, looking like you really want to beat the shit out of Jacob… MAJA WIN! Robward is looking more and more like what I imagined in my head when I read the books (or at least what I imagined once I was properly introduced to the world of Robert Pattinson).

Much, much more after the jump! Continue reading

11 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Eclipse, Rob Pattinson

February 26, 2010

Biker Bob, How We Missed You & A Word to Target on Getting Me to Buy Their DVD

By Amber

Alright Target, I see your game. I totally get it. Let’s release one of our exclusive deleted scenes and all the fans will come and buy our version of the DVD. Actually, great marketing idea executed poorly. Why? Cause this is the scene we got:

Um, yeah, where’s Robward in this? Oh, he’s not there? No, instead you give us a made for the movie character who has officially been deemed ‘Biker Bob.’ Now, what makes me sad is we never got to know Biker Bob in the intimate ways which we became familiar with Twilight‘s ‘Buttcrack Santa.’ Oh, the opportunities missed by Letters to Twilight, the fun times and new inside jokes that could have been made. All lost to the cutting room floor. I just hope they told Biker Bob before he showed up to the premiere that his scene was cut. Heard that happens to actors sometimes. ::cough::Rob::cough::Vanity Fair::cough::

And now Target, let’s be real. I love you. I give you lots and lots of my hard earned money. I want to buy your DVD, but then you snooze on offering the digital download then try and entice me with ‘Biker Bob.’ Hell, even a shirtless TayTay scene would have been better. Gah.

Maybe Robward taking all the birthday presents and hiding them, perhaps some Edward and Bella action on the plane, come on. There HAD to be better options when you are trying to show that your DVD is the best of a whole hell of a lot of options. And I gotta say, still not convinced yours is the best. My New Moon DVD bucks are still up for grabs. Hey, Borders… wow me!

3 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in New Moon, Twilight

December 9, 2009

Did You Snatch A BK Edward?

By Amber

Oh noes!!!

Did you hear about the BK thefts? All the ladies want me.

So, since you all went to the Burger King and got what was quite literally Twi-crap from them, you may have noticed a hunky piece of man close to full sized on the door. Ewwwwww…. not Taycob!!! Ladies, please, let’s act our age! I’m speaking of the Robward. He almost made me excited to eat the craptastic food served at the BK, but then the greasy manager who moves at the same pace as my deceased grandmother starts “touching” surfaces around him and I inwardly shudder.

Um, where was I? YES! The huge window cling of Robward. At the BK (cause where else are vamps gonna hang?). Apparently peeps are going in and five finger discounting them (that means they are stealing… shhhh…).

TMZ has learned multiple Burger King restaurants across the country are reporting life-size promotional posters of Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson are being ripped right off the BK windows in broad daylight … horrible time for a vampire.

By the way, no one is stealing the TayTay ones. They just wanted to make him feel better. (At least that’s my theory. I think it’s a good one.)

This whole mess of awesomeness got me to thinking…

What the hell do you do with a life size window cling of Robward? But then it all came to me in a whoosh that can only be described as pure brill!

1. Throw Robward up on your glass screen door!

I ask… is there a better way to greet your guests? Hell to the nah! Especially during this holiday season. You have the delivery man bringing you packages? Let Robward sign for you! Neighborhood kids keep ding dong ditching you? Robward scares the beegesus out of them! I mean, really? Is there anything this window cling can’t do for you?

2. Let Robward help with your holiday diet!

Did you go a little crazy on the turkey? The ham? The delicious, most amazing Christmas cookies? No worries, not that you’ve got your Robward window cling, I have answers for you! First off, good news. You’ll never be eating at the BK again, and that will definently cut the fat down! Take that gorgeous cling and throw it on your refrigerator. Then when you go to have a bite to eat, think 2 things: 1) Would Edward eat this? (The answer is always no.) and 2) Would I seriously eat this if the real Rob were here? (Here too, the answer is most likely no.) The pounds will just melt away!

3. Be the cleanest you’ve ever been with Robward!

So many of us have showers with very slick surfaces that are perfect to hold up window clings. Why get the Rob shower curtain (hello? Rob is on the wrong side.) when you can hang the window cling right next to wear you stand naked every day? Your life will change. People will constantly compliment how well you smell. Your skin will glow. One down side… your water bill may skyrocket. But let’s face it. So. Worth. It.

Alright, I need to know. Did any of you take off with one? Are you seriously considering it now? (Cause I may be!)

11 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in New Moon, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

October 23, 2009

Robward Explosion!

By Amber

Apparently everyone benefits when I am sick, except me of course. While I was sleeping the 18 hours or so I slept yesterday, new Robward was popping up all over the place.

It started off with the release of the first TV spot, which I was wondering when we were going to see that. I have been in dire need of new Robward while watching all of my fave shows. Kind of like when the Twilight TV spots kept coming on every commercial break not too long ago. To be honest, I never got tired of them. NEVER! And I will never tire of this one either:

Yeah, that look Robward has at the very end…NEVER. GETS. OLD!! Can’t wait to see the other spots they put together and start getting that good little New Moon mix in the television.

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10 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in New Moon, Rob Pattinson, Twilight

August 31, 2009

Lately, I’ve Been Having Dirty Thoughts About Another Vampire…

By Amber

Forgive me ladies, but I have strayed. While Robward will always remain my favorite vampire (I mean, c’mon, endless sex and rich, PUH-LEASE!), lately another vampire, a more traditional but effing sexy vampire, has been worming his way into my dreams. And I mean that quite literally.

And who would cause me to stray from Robward… Eric. And if you are asking who Eric is, then you need to go to your nearest television or computer and start watching True Blood. I’d say start at season 2 cause that’s where the Eric love really begins, but then you’ll be confused so you gotta watch Season 1. Oh, and ignore Bill (Stephen Moyer). He may be the love interest of the main character and think Rob is a pussy, but he is like the bastard step child of my vampire world. I mean, am I supposed to think he’s good looking, cause I don’t. He looks like he got hit by the ugly stick a few times, in my opinion. SPOILER ALERT! Plus, I know from reading the books that he won’t always stay the #1.

Now, why would I cheat on my dear, sweet Robward with some badass vamp who has to sleep during the day (it appears that I now hate that quality in vampires)? Because of this, this right here:

eric

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Holy hell. Once you can pick yourself up the floor, I’m ready to talk about Robward again. (Wait, I should not have added that till after I finished the blog, cause this is distracting!)

Now, this is why I’m looking forward to Eclipse. Cause I know once they nail that leg hitch scene (which MUST be in the movie!!), I’m going to get a new, nice little pornographic gif just like this, except for probably more clothing. Boo. Or perhaps I can get an ACTUAL Rob gif after the release of Remember Me that looks like this. Please, oh please!

Don’t worry Rob, while this Alex guy may also make an insanley hot vampire and has the added benefit of being on a mature show on HBO, you have no worries. Cause while mama may stray from time to time, I will always come home to you. I have no plans to start an Alex My World blog anytime soon. See, I can’t. That doesn’t even make sense. In fact, does any of this blog make sense. Oh hell, I just wanted to share that gif! Maybe it’s only right if I share a good Rob one too, just to show that I’m serious about who my number 1 is!

Robmoving

(Not sure on the source, let me know if it’s yours!)

YEAH, ROME ROB!! Woot!!

Since I took this kind of way off topic today (that’s what happens when Rob is hiding!), who are you cheating on Rob with? I know you all got those other men you are lusting after even if Rob is your #1! Tell me!!

16 comments   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Rob Pattinson, Twilight

August 28, 2009

The Rob Drought Has ENDED!!

By Amber

And all was right in the world again…

We’ve spotted Rob on the Eclipse set (FINALLY!) and personally, it’s just good to know he is alive. And I really am VERY happy that Rob got a bit of a break while in Vancouver, but man, no Rob sightings makes writing a daily Rob blog quite difficult. Today, we shall bask in the beauty that is Rob, and more specifically, Rob as Edward cause let’s face it, it’s a beautiful thing!

Um...wow. That jacket is suberb. It'd look better on my bedroom floor though.

Um...wow. That jacket is suberb. It'd look better on my bedroom floor though.

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1 comment   |  tags: , , , , , , , , , , | posted in Eclipse, Rob Pattinson

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