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Bicycle, BICYCLE! Rob’s Got Himself a Bicycle!

Um. Before you do anything else, please listen to this song. I would like it to serve as the soundtrack to your reading. And I kind of love when a song already in existence so perfectly fits my blog. Esp when it’s Queen!

Now that you got that going, word in NOLA (that’s the hip term for New Orleans, in case you aren’t hip) is Rob bought a bike. No. Really. In fact, it made the news.

One of the stars of the “Twilight” movie series stopped by a Baton Rouge bicycle shop while he was in town this weekend and left with a new bike.

Workers at Capitol Cyclery on Essen Lane confirmed that Robert Pattinson, who plays the vampire Edward in the films, visited the store over the weekend and bought a new bike.

An employee said Pattinson “wasn’t there to be a big celebrity” and that they had received other calls about the visit.

“It’s getting a bit out of hand,” the employee said.

Um, the employee comment slays me. I think the next thing out of his mouth must of been, “Stop fucking calling.” C’mon bicycle shop! That’s not good PR!

And now all I can think about is Rob on a bicycle. I don’t know whether to laugh or be slightly turned on. Cause he so damn un-athletic that I wonder if should have added training wheels. When I think Rob on bike, this immediately comes to mind…

 

"Hey, man, can you give me a push?"

 

But then I remember this…

And think, hmmm… maybe it’s hot. I don’t know. Jury’s out until we see some pictures. Here’s hoping they pop up very, VERY soon!

 


Who’s Excited for Set Pictures?! Me, Me, Me!

As with most of the Rob fans, Twilight is what brought me in. Rob is the reason I stay. And it is now, officially, Breaking Dawn time and I am excited. Excited for set pictures. Excited for the movies (no matter that I still think it should’ve been 1). And, mostly, excited for the Twilight movies to end. I know, I know. I’m just really excited to see what else Rob (and several of the other cast members) will do.

But I digress. I am really excited, right now, for set pictures! Rob filming a movie means plenty of fodder for the blogging fire, and I am ready!! The first batch is a good one. Enjoy!

 

Why hello there perfect amount of scruff! I will be missing you...

And time for a random dog on the set... Is that TayTay's stunt double?

Sometimes... timing is everything.

Awwww, hugging it out. I love all the male bonding. P.S. Kris. Girl. Love ya. But I'm gonna need you to buy a butt pad to fill out those pants.

You know what I dig? Long sleeve shirts with shorts. HOT!

Who’s excited?!? I’m ready for the beginning of the end of Robward set pics!!

 


Life, Grrrrr… — Guest Post from Stephanie

This is how I feel. Especially because I am about to spend the next two days in the 7th circle of hell aka a staff retreat. Shudders. So I thought today might be a good day for Stephanie to take the reigns and run with it! Love her! I know I do!

Let’s just say I’m going a little crazy lately. I guess it’s just a stressful time!! Between the two kids at home there is always something going on, somewhere I have to run them to, some friend I have to pick up, some homework that was forgotten about until 10 p.m. or a project that is due tomorrow. I’m sure you all know the drill. Then there’s work. Oh trust me, don’t even get me started on that right now! It just seems I’m going non stop, all the time, and ladies, I know you understand, its just typical woman/wife/mother, life stuff I guess. But its tiring, I’m exhausted!!

So today, I find myself sitting at work with my desk littered with papers. One of those days that for every one thing I get done, all of a sudden 5 more appear (and I thought the promotion was a good thing, wow, what a dumb sh*t I am)!!! But this is work for me lately. That’s just how its been going. I swear I feel like I haven’t left here in weeks. Working late every night and still feeling like I’m getting nowhere, just trying to dig myself out of this extremely busy hole I’m in and not succeeding.

Now I can hear what you’re all thinking, if you’re so busy at work, why are you sitting here typing this and not working?! Well I will tell you why… I NEED A F*CKING BREAK! I’m cranky, and anxious and I need something, some type of relief, a release of some type, something to take the tension away . . . Do you all know where I’m going with this?!?

Oh yeah… it’s “Steph needs pics of Rob to stop from hurting herself or others” time! (I bet you didn’t know that was an actual time of day, did you?) *happy dancing*

Ok, this is a good start...

Oh finger porn, how I love thee – really take a good look at them – WOW!!

Ummm, Ok, this is what I needed; its sooo pink. . . I wonder what flavor it is???

Just because the last one was so good I needed another – oh Rob’s tongue, I’d love to meet you someday!!

OK, this is starting to work – heart racing, but in a delicious way!

Oh yes, oh god yesssss – sweet release – that’s better!!!

Thanks for indulging me ladies – and whoever else is having a life like mine. I hope this helped! :)


Rob’s Voodoo Wedding… I Wish…. Okay, not really but I can’t help but plan the wedding!

Okay, first off… this is most obviously one of the most bogus stories ever on Rob. Pictures of the anchor tattoos, or it didn’t happen.

But, let’s just throw all probability out the window. Cause this blog isn’t about serious news business. I like to have fun. And a voo doo wedding is the perfect opportunity!

So, word on the tabloid street is that there are wedding bells. But they are dark and play the kind of music that you hear in a slasher film before someone get’s the axe. Cause, according to the article. that is how the Stew likes it.

“Kristen is quite dark so she wants a ceremony performed by a New Orleans voodoo priestess.”

That Kristen. You know she’s a dark girl. I mean, anyone with a pair of skinny jeans, converse and a hoodie must be dark and kind of emo. And since Kristen fits that description, as well as myself on a random Saturday, we must be into the voodoo.

And what exactly does a voodoo wedding look like? Cause all I can think of is this…

Rob? KStew? Is that you?!?

“They want to keep speculation to a minimum, so won’t get rings, but each is going to choose a present that reminds them of just how much they love each other.

Yes yes. Cause NOT wearing wedding rings will cause less speculation. Clearly this “quote” came from a person that truly understands the meaning of the word “speculation”.  Ohhhhh… and what kind of present says I love you when you are Rob? Matching beanies?

And my personal crazy moment of the article…

“And they’re going to both get matching tattoos on their hips. They want tiny anchors to symbolise that they ground each other and keep each other calm when things get stormy.”

Bwahahahahaha!!! Personally, I’m gonna go ahead and say that I don’t think Rob will be getting a tattoo anytime soon. I

Needles don't scare me.....

like to think he is like me… who is scared shitless of needles, especially when said needles bring pain rather then make pain go away.

Besides, if Rob is a tattoo kind of man, the anchor may compete too much with his HUGE “I <3 Bella” tramp stamp tattoo. Just not gonna work.

I know I’m a bit off the Rob trail today, but srsly, whether you are a Robsten, a Nonsten or you could really care less one way or the other (HOLLA!), it’s so ludicrious, it’s funny.

I mean, I’m sure if Rob and the Stew really decided to marry whilst in Louisiana (which I hope that, together or not, neither of them tie the knot anytime soon since they are so young!), they’d just wrap it all into Breaking Dawn. Save the money on the dress, and the decorations, and I vote for Peter getting ordained on the internet. That would truly be the hobo way.

And that last paragraph will be picked up by a tabloid in 3….2….1….



Reminiscing About the Rob Porn — 1st Edition

I thought today might be just as good as any to go over some of my favorite pieces of Rob. Cause there are many so many different things I love about Rob, and sitting here waiting for some action from Rob (not that kind, but you know, some actual news about him) has made me reminiscent of the good ol’ days when I drooled over all of the “porn” Rob brings to the table.

Here are just a couple of faves for your Tuesday entertainment!

Leg Porn

Cause this boy has some of the longest legs on earth. They just make you want to get all tangled up in them!

Hair Porn

Cause everyone loves a bed head. It makes the fantasies run wild!

Finger Porn

Those fingers can, and most likely have caused spontaneous combustion of panties everywhere!

I think I’m just gonna keep exploring all these types of porn for a little bit. What is your fave kind of Rob porn?!


GQ Rob Wins. Every Time.

The GQ photoshoot. The shoot that was basically the beginning of my end, also known as the real beginning of my Rob love. The shoot that made me move from like to LUST! The day that every Rob girl, and I mean EVERY Rob girl, was fangirling, completely losing their shit and clamoring to figure out where to buy a copy (or 10) of the magazine.

Since so many of you weren’t here at the beginning of Rob My Worldrevisit that day. It was magical!

And now, these amazing outtakes have surfaced from that shoot. The shoot that will always be one of my faves, not just because of the hotness, but the nostalgia of it all. This is the magazine that still hangs above my computer everyday and stares at me.

And these outtakes… well, they did me in almost as bad as the first ones.

These are the looks that deemed Rob as His Holy Hotness, or HHH! *sigh*

 

Who knew how hot sitting criss, cross, applesauce could be?!
While the short hair is nice, there will always be the sex hair. Esp when the hair really looks like it just had sex. Yum!
The eyes… the eyes will be the death of me.
And now the fingers NEXT to the the eyes?! *dead*
And he continues to kill all of us by just sitting there. Is there anything this man can’t do?

 

Are you all still alive out there? Is there any better way to start a Monday? (The answer is NO! GQ Rob wins, every time.)


Quick and Dirty Friday Video Post

Gah. I kind of feel bad. I only found two videos that I just love from this week. That makes this post kind of weak, which makes me sad. I love Rob videos. And honestly, I probs watched about 25 to get to just these 2.

Boo! Don’t hate me for only the two. Because really, I think after you watch them, you won’t even remember where you are. Especially the 2nd one cause it is steamy!! Or if you feel really sad, well, you can just watch them again! :)

Enjoy!

JustTyler [Remember Me with Love... from me, to you]

Who loves Tyler? Duh, all of us. Since this is the only non-Twilight movie we’ve had so far in the theatres (you know, other then Harry Potter, but I wasn’t paying attention). So I have a soft spot in my heart for Tyler. And so does petitbiel, cause this video is awesome!

Rob Pattinson – Show me your teeth – finished

YES! Anytime Lostimortal2 posts a video, I squee a little. And this one is definently worthy of a squee. Plus, it’s SOOOO NSFW, which just makes it 10x better! Try not to die of all the hotness.

 


Rob and His Incredible Shrinking Sweatshirt!

So I was going to talk about the potential new movie, but that was going to require research and work and blah, blah, blah. Point being… I didn’t do it. I DID however check out these new pictures of Rob in a sweatshirt that would best fit my 5 year old son rather then a grown ass man.

Observe.

As you can see, there is approximately 3 inches between the waistband of the pants and the bottom of the shirt. This is not working for me Rob. But I think I figured it out.

You finally learned how to wash your clothes. Hooray! I mean, you obviously didn’t do it well since you clearly washed the sweatshirt in how water then set the drier to surface of the sun hot, but the possibility that you are wearing clothes that have been washed at any point in time is fascinating to me. I’m not saying the sweatshirt is currently clean, but it had to be shrunk at some point in time.

Plus, I love when you roll out the latest and greatest in hobo wear. Stores everywhere are currently designing sweatshirts that are way too short in the body so we can buy them for our significant others so they’ll look more like Rob.

I’m gonna have to thumbs down this outfit Rob. Sorry babe. But the lack of beard is win, so it’s not a total loss.

Here are a few more pictures so you all can make your own judgement!

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I Got All Distracted by Magicness and Forgot to Blog!

I got really caught up in some fanfic and chatting and tweeting and lo and behold, it was 11 p.m. and I forgot to post. Um. Oops.

Well, the good news is, there really wasn’t any news, so you didn’t miss anything. Okay. That’s not totally true. This is happening, but I’m gonna have to touch on it tomorrow. I wanted to give it a day in case it dissolves.

AND to make matters worse… I left my hard drive at work, which contains all my pictures. But I pulled a few together really quick, just to give you something.

Promise I’ll be back tomorrow!


Hallelujah! The Rat’s Nest is GONE! (Or So I Hear…)

It appears Rob was out and about this weekend and, according to celeb spotters, our prayers have been answered…

THE BEARD IS GONE!

Woo hoo!! Now, there are no pictures to prove this, but let’s face it. With the 100 degree plus temps, we all knew it wouldn’t last long. I think it’s cause I called for an intervention last week. I mean, he really needs to allow the jaw to shine. It’s one of his top assets, along with the hair, the legs, the fingers, the eyes, the b-side, etc.

Clearly, I love all of his assets, as well as saying the word ass-ets. Yum!

So, in celebration of the return of jaw porn, here is a bit of pic spam for you to enjoy! Cause let’s face it, you can never go wrong with some Rob pic spam!

Plenty more after the jump... Continue reading


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