Forgive me ladies, but I have strayed. While Robward will always remain my favorite vampire (I mean, c’mon, endless sex and rich, PUH-LEASE!), lately another vampire, a more traditional but effing sexy vampire, has been worming his way into my dreams. And I mean that quite literally.
And who would cause me to stray from Robward… Eric. And if you are asking who Eric is, then you need to go to your nearest television or computer and start watching True Blood. I’d say start at season 2 cause that’s where the Eric love really begins, but then you’ll be confused so you gotta watch Season 1. Oh, and ignore Bill (Stephen Moyer). He may be the love interest of the main character and think Rob is a pussy, but he is like the bastard step child of my vampire world. I mean, am I supposed to think he’s good looking, cause I don’t. He looks like he got hit by the ugly stick a few times, in my opinion. SPOILER ALERT! Plus, I know from reading the books that he won’t always stay the #1.
Now, why would I cheat on my dear, sweet Robward with some badass vamp who has to sleep during the day (it appears that I now hate that quality in vampires)? Because of this, this right here:
Holy hell. Once you can pick yourself up the floor, I’m ready to talk about Robward again. (Wait, I should not have added that till after I finished the blog, cause this is distracting!)
Now, this is why I’m looking forward to Eclipse. Cause I know once they nail that leg hitch scene (which MUST be in the movie!!), I’m going to get a new, nice little pornographic gif just like this, except for probably more clothing. Boo. Or perhaps I can get an ACTUAL Rob gif after the release of Remember Me that looks like this. Please, oh please!
Don’t worry Rob, while this Alex guy may also make an insanley hot vampire and has the added benefit of being on a mature show on HBO, you have no worries. Cause while mama may stray from time to time, I will always come home to you. I have no plans to start an Alex My World blog anytime soon. See, I can’t. That doesn’t even make sense. In fact, does any of this blog make sense. Oh hell, I just wanted to share that gif! Maybe it’s only right if I share a good Rob one too, just to show that I’m serious about who my number 1 is!
(Not sure on the source, let me know if it’s yours!)
YEAH, ROME ROB!! Woot!!
Since I took this kind of way off topic today (that’s what happens when Rob is hiding!), who are you cheating on Rob with? I know you all got those other men you are lusting after even if Rob is your #1! Tell me!!
