Rob spotting. Rob spotting. The man is back in LA. But he looks like this…

Uh… yikes. Let me go on the record and say  I fully support scruffy Rob. And I even at times enjoy a bearded Rob. But this? Oh no. It’s gotten a little bit ridiculous. I mean, what is he trying to do? Distract us from the body is smuggled in that ginourmous black bag?

You know what? I take it back. The beard isn’t the most creeptastic part. It’s the ‘stache. It looks like an old man ‘stache that has not been well groomed and food will get stuck in. Snacks for later Rob?

And can you seriously actually carry your backpack on your shoulders properly? Between that and the dead body in the other bad, you’re going to have back problems before you are 30.

Not leaving out TomStu either… drop the hat and burn the boots. Want to talk about a decent looking guy that can’t pull off the hobo look? Yeah, that’s Tom. Sorry Tom.

And while Rob is master of the sex stare, apparently he is also the master of the “back the fuck up papz” look. Those red eyes aren’t the flash. No. They are laser beams getting ready to shoot out. Yep. Nailed it.

Now that Rob is back in LA, and LA is in the middle of a heat wave, we can only hope that the high temperature and Rob not enjoying face sweat will force his hand with the razor. Or at least with the trimmer. Either way, something needs to happen because mama no longer likes.