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Can I Avoid that Gigantic Elephant in the Room? Let’s Find Out…

Sooooo… in case you hadn’t heard, there were these pictures that came out yesterday. They caused a big ruckus for some reason. I can’t figure out why. Let’s have a looksie and see if we can figure this out…

Dude. TomStu. You are freaking me out with your stalkerish ways. Why are you watching people during their kanoodling times? Thinking they’ll invite you back for a devil’s three way or something? Wait, did they? C’mon Tom. I know I wanted a RobAmberTomStu sandwich, but I would settle for confirmation of a RobStewStu sandwich. Spill. I want deets.

The crop pants. Win. The shoes…. well, I’ll let you slide on that one. Wait. They weren’t kanoodling were they! KStew was stealing a shirt from Rob. Hey! Get back here with that shirt!

“Listen, black jack (what, the shirt says that’s her name), I’m gonna need the shirt back. We can do this the easy way, or the hard way.”

Damn Rob. I think she chose the hard way. You may have to wash that box of laundry after all. Damn. That sucks for you.

Okay, in all seriousness, do you think there was a devil’s three way? (I’ll give you time to look that up on Urban Dictionary if you need it.) And seriously, do paps in Montreal use cell phones to take pictures, cause that shiz is weak!

Alright, really seriously… whatevs. If they’re together, cool. If not, cool. I’m a fan of Rob. I’m a fan of Kris. I’ll be a fan of both of them regardless of how this all plays out. But man, can we stop all this hate towards one another over a relationship that isn’t even our own? I mean all of it, from the gloaters all the way to the haters. Make it stop. The only love life any of us need to be that concerned about is their own.

Please? I mean, we have to do what the cute penguin tells us to do, right?

::jumps off soapbox::

Where the fuck did all these soapboxes come from? Did we place an order somewhere? Lemme check my Amazon history. Hopefully we just have the two for awhile. All this getting serious business makes my tummy hurt.


Welcome to the Rileys, Stephenie Meyer and Jake Gyllenhaal for the Win!

L.A. is gorgeous. Beautiful. But Rob is off working, so I’ve given him a little break.

Take a break baby. You deserve it.

I have other things to discuss today.

Yesterday, was probably one of coolest days in LA. I mean, the premiere was awesome, but yesterday was like a killer LA type of day.

First things first… woke up early and hit the Hollywood Farmers Market, which is the most amazing farmer’s market I’ve ever seen. And while I was checking all the melons and stealing tastes of amazing cherries and bread, I saw Jake freakin‘ Gyllenhaal at the market too. He had the couple day old scruff, some bed head and I died. I did. Right there.

Why hello there gorgeous!

I played it cool fangirls and let the man shop. No pictures. No autographs. Just stealing glances at the pretty. And at that moment, Jake G. has earned a spot on my freebie five. I thought about going back and letting him know, possibly in the same style that one lets a person know they are the millionth customer at an ice cream store. With confetti, balloons and a cake. Sorry we missed out on that one Mr. G. Maybe next time.

After all these good times, I went to my first ever movie screening at a film festival for a little movie called Welcome to the Rileys. And I have to say, the movie was really good. Kristen plays a fantastic prostitute/maybe drug user. She owned that movie, almost as much as Melissa (who plays Mrs. Riley). The plot was great, and while there are parts that will make you laugh, for the most part, it’s a drama, and a serious one at that.

Ah-mazing!

Listen, I get that all of you aren’t Stew fangirls like me and I am cool. That is your choice. But this movie deserves at least one round of viewing through your own theatre or DVD player when it’s available. It’s a really great movie that you will love!

And one of the biggest highlights of my day…. winning a Stephenie Meyer autograph from the amazing Moon & UC while at their LTT/LTR bash. Not only do I get to meet all my buddies, but I got something that Stephenie touched.

Be jealous bitches!

Gah, this day kicked ass. Still in LA, so let’s hope for another one!


My Review of New Moon — FULL OF SPOILERS!

Okay, I want to reiterate, this post is a review for the New Moon movie. If you have yet to see it (to which I say, “WHHAAAAATTTT”), then you better not read this. I’m going to talk about some of the things that varied from book to movie, as well as the ending. I don’t want to mess up losing the New Moon virginity for anyone!

I have to start off by saying… I did NOT do the midnight showing business. First off, I did not want to watch it the first time surrounded by tweens. Second, I took the day off work today, so I was able to go to a super early showing this morning. 10:30 a.m. in fact. Showed up 2 hours early to get in line to find that we were the line. Oh, and the 2 Movie Guys trying to get us to do an interview on TV to which I said “Hell to the nah!”

Got in to the theater and got some primo seats, about half way up, right smack dab in the middle! I like to call that the “sweet spot.” We sat in the theatre for about an hour and a half, watching YouTube videos, tweeting and eating overpriced “gourmet” pretzels. By the way, you can’t call a pretzel gourmet when I watch you heat it up in the microwave and then throw some cinnamon on it. Trailers start and what do you know?!? REMEMBER ME!!! I not only squeed and clapped my hands, but I noticed that no one else around was as excited. I atribute it the fact that later on in the movie I realized I was surrounded by Team Jacob. ::shudders::

And then the lights dimmed and the show began. And I have to say, the movie met every single one of my expectations.

It put Twilight to shame, which really didn’t surprise me. I knew that would happen. There were a few things that just really stood out as credits to Chris Wietz and the production team:

The “months passing” montage

I remember the first moment I flipped those pages. My heart just tore and I cried. But the movie made me ball!!! First off, the Lykke Li song was the absolute most appropriate song ever (and I called it that it would be played then). And watching the months past versus flipping the pages, hearing the screams, watching Charlie try to help and seeing just the utter sadness just killed me. So happy we brought a ton of tissues cause I needed them.

Harry Clearwater

I am actually sort of depressed we lost Harry, cause he was kind of hilarious! I loved him and was surprised he played so much of a bigger role then I expected. And honestly, the way the heart attack was induced was a pretty awesome addition. There just had to be a way to get Victoria in there more (so non-book readers don’t forget her) and having her play a role in his death was a surprise. Some of the hard core peeps are probably not going to like that addition, but I thought it was much better then just saying “Uh, Harry died. He had a heart attack.”

The Volturi showdown

Talk, talk, talk. That’s all the Volturi do in the books. They did not evoke the correct level of fear that I think the reader should have, at least I don’t think they did for me. They never seem to be “men ofaction” in the books, but the movie changed that. I actually am afraid of the Volturi now. The whole scene just was spooky, and the fight was amazing. It was a great add and made the whole movie more action-packed (something the series has lacked in the books). And when they walked out, and the people were walking in, I almost threw up when I saw the kids in the group. First thought, no, so wrong. Second thought, we are trying to show they have no compassion for humans, which that point is definitely made. But wow. There was an audible gasp when we all saw that.

The Ending!

Wow, wow, wow. It was perfect. I have nothing more to add then that. Great touch with that one!

And let’s face it, there are some things from the movie that I wasn’t totally loving.

Rosalie

First off, I must say I am not on the NReed hate train. Got no reason to be, at least at the moment. But she looked like hell, did she not. I don’t even think it was the wig itself, it looked like she had a bad makeup job. I mean, she is a gorgeous girl, but she was not done justice. I actually felt kind of bad for her when I saw her.

The Cliff Diving Scene

First off, when Bella and Jacob came across the guys cliff diving, the comment was never made that they would do it sometime together. Kind of important, cause now for those that haven’t read the books, it looks like Bella was trying to kill herself. Really she was just trying to get that adrenaline high. And the song choice was wrong. I love the Grizzly Bears song on the album. I mean, LOVE IT! But that was not a good place for it. Not at all. The whole scene could have just been so much better.

In closing, I give it 4 out of 5 stars, cause there was room for improvement. But overall, I loved the look and feel of the movie. I thought the music choices fit perfectly. And I think Cougar Cathy really screwed up the first one. Now that I see how it could have been, I’m a little sad for that one. Oh, and Kristen Stewart. If anyone, ANYONE doubted her in the first one, she nailed it in New Moon. She was amazingly perfect and I cried on more then one occasion thanks to her acting.

Alright now, let’s here it! What did you all think? What did you love? Hate? I want to talk about it!!!

P.S. If you are going to be at the Sam Bradley show tonight in Dallas, be sure to come by and say hi!! I’ll be there representing my other site, Shack of Soul. But seriously, if you talk to me, we gotta have some kind of code because I do not talk Rob at a Sam show. So instead of Rob, let’s say “the economy” and instead of “Rob My World” say “The economy is looking quite sexy today.” Then I’ll know where you came from and we can talk! ;)


6 Things I’ll Pretend I Didn’t Know Till Harper’s Bazaar Told Me

Okay, I didn’t know all 6 things about Rob from the Harper’s Bazaar, but damn near. Yep, I’m hitting that moment in my fanantic fan ways that there is rarely an article that tells me anything new. But I do hb8have to say, these 6 things about Rob were super fun and I gotta run with them and give my own two cents (cause that’s what I do!).

Rob: On Driving

“My dad’s a car dealer, but I grew up in London, so I always say I don’t drive…I get driven. I got a driving lesson in Oregon, and then I bought a car in L.A. and I basically learned how to drive by people honking at me. I’m terrible at driving.”
So yeah, this was new information back when it was run in the GQ article. My bigger question is… Rob, do you have good insurance? Do you use the insurance with the lizard, or the annoying chick in the big fake store? (Mental Note: Fly to LA. Drive around till Rob hits me. Yep, that’ll work.) Continue reading

I Have To Take A Stance…

Sometimes, it’s okay for there to be no news. And right now, this is one of the those days where I’d prefer the no news option to the horrible, rumor filled crap that has caused 90% of my posts on my Google reader to be speculation about Rob and Kristen.Yesterday, I just ignored it. Today, I feel like I have to do something. That something is my decision to boycott blogging for today. I hope you guys can appreciate what I am doing here and understand. This is the only thing I have that will make any kind of minutely small impact, so I have to take it.

But I don’t want to leave you with absolutely nothing. You do get one absolutely smokin’ Rob picture just for stopping by. Love you guys, and back to my regularly scheduled programming on Monday.

Happier times...

Happier times...


Rob in a Porsche! DON’T Alert the Press!

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One bad thing about the porsche...no back seat! Oh well, the front seat at least lays down, right?!? Oh well, gotta get creative!

Rob gets caught cruising around in a Porsche. Nice!

Well, maybe not that nice.

He has admitted on numerous times that he really can’t drive. So maybe it wasn’t a good idea for the car rental company to let him take this car off the lot, at least without insuring he bought that nonsense insurance policy they always try to pawn their customers.

Or maybe Rob decided he would take advantage of the “Cash for Clunkers” program and trade in the old ratty BMW for something a bit more “mid-life crisis-y”. No, wait, this Porsche is most likely not considered a fuel efficient car. Dang it Rob, don’t you care about the environment!

PopSugar Gate after the jump… Continue reading


Saturday Morning Deliciousness!!

Mmmm…. It’s so late at night and that’s when I find the best stuff for my blog! This video just made my night and the song is perfect. Enjoy this with your morning cereal and coffee!

More videos from this awesome video maker after the jump! Continue reading


My Comic Con Overview! Relive It!

So, are you completely over Comic Con yet? Well, I don’t care. I’m going to make you relive the entire day over again, but I promise that it will only be the best parts. Cause I am awesome like that!

First on the Comic Con plate are all of MY favorite pictures! Surprise, surprise, they are all of Rob!

What is all this craziness? Everyone thinks Amber is here, but she is not. I would know!

What is all this craziness? Everyone thinks Amber is here, but she is not. I would know!

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More Comic Con goodness after the jump!

Of course, if any of you tried to watch the live stream of the press conferenced (which by the way was a total fail and never happened), you know the frustration that I experienced! Anyway, here is the whole thing for you to love and enjoy!

The New Moon panel was not live streamed like the press conference was supoposed to be, but lucky for us G4′s Stephen Johnson did a live blog and tried to explain through words what he was seeing. We got some great lines like:

“Fan to Rob: Would you ever do open-mic nights for music, ever again?   Rob: Yes. I’d love to do it again. It’s good for your soul.”

“Robert Pattinson says machines do his acting for him. Hmm.”

“Fan: Question for Robert Pattinson: Are you going to do any comedy in the future? Rob: I’m not that funny… I can look like an idiot, but I don’t know if I can be witty.”

Read the entire blog here. This was all we had. It was kind of sad, but I guess better then nothing. Kinda wish a female had been writing it. She would have explained all the important parts better, like the clips. Luckily, Rotten Tomatoes summed them up perfectly!

Clip #1

Jacob Black (Taylor Lautner) and Bella Swan (Kristen Stewart) are bent over an antique light blue motorcycle. Jacob wears jeans, a brown t-shirt, and his hair is long. As Bella sits on the motorcycle, Jacob guides her hands (touching!) over the handles. “Brake. Clutch. Gas,” he reminds her. Bella revs the engine. “Slowly release the clutch,” says Jacob.

Suddenly, Bella sees the translucent apparition of Edward, a concerned look on his face, standing in front of her. We can see him, but also see through him. Bella takes off on the bike.

As she zooms down the road, Bella gains speed. She zooms by another apparition of Edward, standing in her path. She speeds by another. Losing focus, Bella swerves and falls from the bike, hitting her head on a rock.

Jacob speeds over to Bella on his own bike, coming to a stop with a flourish. He hops off the bike and rushes to Bella’s side. She is bewildered, and blood gushes from a gash on her forehead.

“Are you trying to get yourself killed?” Jacob asks. Bella apologizes for the blood, but it doesn’t bother Jacob

And of course, what would a convention be without some horrid, 2nd-hand embarassing stuff?!?

He takes a step back, the camera following his every move. Jacob strips off his shirt, revealing a six-pack, and bends down to dab Bella’s wound with it. Their faces come very close.

“You’re so beautiful,” she tells him. Emotion flashes across his face.

END SCENE. TWILIGHTERS SCREAM.

Clip #2

Alice and Bella are winding through the streets of Volterra, slowed by massive crowds of townspeople in red robes, celebrating the festival. Bella jumps out of the car.

“You’re the only one he can’t see. He’ll be under the clock tower. Go!” says Alice.

Bella races through the crowded city. We see her at times in slow motion.

She fights her way through the crowd, stopping at the fountain in the middle of the square. In slow motion, she looks up to see Edward, slowly unbuttoning his shirt just moments away from revealing himself in the sunlight. He opens his shirt to expose his pale chest. (And his abs. Very nice abs.)

Bella screams out to Edward. “Stop! Stop! No Edward, don’t!”

He takes a step forward.

END SCENE. CROWD GOES WILD.

I must say, I do love that both scenes involved the leading men taking off their shirts. Well played Summit, well played!

UPDATE!!!!

The clips have been found! I knew someone would pull through for us and that person was inuyashasfanaticlove. The quality is poor and its obvious the girl recording is uber excited (not that I wouldn’t be!), but who cares. I squeed in my office at work at Edward’s apparition!!

Clip #1

Clip #2

*blacks out*

And of course, it wouldn’t be a convention without some promo stuff that is so 2nd hand embarrassing!

Who wants a BK crown to show there support? Yes, I'll have a Whopper and a Team Edward crown. Save the Whopper Jrs. for Team Jacob!

Who wants a BK crown to show there support? Yes, I'll have a Whopper and a Team Edward crown. Save the Whopper Jrs. for Team Jacob!

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A Man’s View on Twilight

amberhubbyunicornAre you ready? My dear, sweet husband has offered some guy’s insight to Twilight. As you all know, he has been reading the series and was a featured unicorn on Letters to Twilight. And, wow, he really has some great thoughts. But hey, you aren’t here to hear me talk, so now, the man of the hour, my first ever guest blogger… TheShagDaddy.

Three books down and only one to go, but f*ck sake does it have to be so much thicker than the others? I would have waited until the entire saga was before doing this blog for Amber but I feel I won’t read it as fast at New Moon and Eclipse. Amber tells me that the Twilight/Twitter world wants a guy’s point of view on all this craziness known as Bella. I will do my best to oblige to the request but seeing as I have never blogged at all before who knows how this will go.

Let me start by saying that I watched the movie before reading the books, I have always hated the idea of being one of those people who are like ‘Hey that’s not how it went in the book!’. Okay, so I actually saw the movie three or fourteen times before reading the book (can’t get enough of that Kristen Stewart) but the real reason for reading Twilight was to mess with the wife. I figured I could learn some things that weren’t in the movie and when we discuss the movie I could sound super in tuned to the plot and picked up on things that only true Twilighters would know. I was able to get a shocked expression a couple of times and I think she was getting wise to me, but she probably just thought I was getting info off the net.  I will say it wasn’t easy to secretly read the book, because I didn’t want the book to come up missing by taking it to work so I would read it a little bit at a time while Amber was playing Guitar Hero. What made it hard is that our 3 year son would see me reading Twilight and yell ‘ THAT’S MOMMY’S BOOK!!‘ and I would quickly hide under the chair in case she heard him but amazingly she never did. Finally, I realized if I admitted what I was doing that it might increase my odds of getting laid and I still feel like that’s true. However, after telling Amber I was reading Twilight she got overly excited because we would be able to talk so much more about the book than we could about the movie.  Great, that’s what I wanted..to talk to the wife. But honestly I got hooked on Bella and Edward pretty quick and finally had to take the book to work just to get extra reading time in. I’ll tell you that it wasn’t easy to bring a book to a production shop filled with guys who only knew that teenie boppers read the book. But I told them the reason and they laughed but left me alone for the most part.

More hubby goodness, including his rants on the movie vs. the book after the jump! Continue reading


Rob Likes the Older Ladies!

Keep away tweenies! You know I have a soft spot for the Twi-moms!

Keep away tweenies! You know I have a soft spot for the Twi-moms!

Yesterday, the heavens opened up and a light shone down on all of us, ahem, real women,  when I read this “quote” from Rob:

“I need to stay away from women born after 1988…”

Alright, I admit. This quote may or may not be legit, cause it came from some chick who was at the same bar as Rob (maybe) and swears she over heard him say this over all the loud music, peeps talking, etc. But play along with me, cause I’d like nothing more than for the quote to be actual fact, because, surprise! I fall all too easily in that category.

But Robbie, you may need to set yourself some higher standards then just born after 1988, cause there is plenty of other criteria that will separate out the best from the rest. So let’s not just say before 1988, but more specifically, in 1981, in the month of September, on the 20th day, sometime between the hours of 10 a.m. and 11 a.m. And maybe that someone is from the Midwest, in the state conveniently nestled between Texas and Kansas, in the city that is the capitol. (By the way, if you any of my readers fit this criteria, you should email me. Turns out, we were most likely separated at birth! )

You know what I like best about this whole 1988 business…kind of a big blow against the Robsten crowd. Cause guess who was NOT born before 1988… Kristen! Ha! I win, you lose!! (I love my Robsten peeps, by the way! You know I just poke fun at it all!!)


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