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Going to My Happy Place…

Since, I’m feeling a bit like Renee and am “literally repelling technology” (i.e. iPhone AND home internet down at THE SAME TIME!!),  I need to go to my happy place. Where is that? Oh, I think you know.

First off, I need to laugh.

Then, I need to just cry. (Happy tears, of course.)

Of course, I need to just reflect on the good things in life.

And finally, just fall in love all over again! *sigh*

Hope you enjoyed! This made my day just a little better…


I Always Thought of Bella as a Sporty Briefs Kinda Girl…

Yesterday, NewMoonMovie.org released this great screencap, quite possibly the BEST one from the New Moon trailer:

Uh oh Bella, what kinda dirty things did you have planned with sweet, innocent Jake?

Uh oh Bella, what kinda dirty things did you have planned with sweet, innocent Jake?

So, I’m sitting here thinking, “Good Lord, I only watched this trailer about 250 times, how could I possibly not spot something like this?” The next thought, is this some kind of photoshopped screencap to make us all laugh. Yep, time to watch the trailer again to see if I can spot it myself:

And here is the screencaps I took, an attempt to make sure this is all legit. And guess what?!?

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They were right!! I see London, I see France, I see Bella’s underpants!! As Rob would say, NAUGHTY!! (Thanks Random Acts of Rob!)

Hopefully, editing peeps are paying attention and go ahead and take care of this before the final product, but personally I find this absolutely hilarious. Not only do I not really picture Bella as a “thong” girl, but I really don’t even picture KStew that way. She must have had some dirty plans for ol’ Oregano (not Rob, you know I’m not down with Robsten, sorry!). Cause, let’s face it. NO ONE wears a red thong unless they plan on getting some. It’s just a fact.

But hey, I’d much rather see KStew in a thong then with her bong. (Hey, I’m a poet and didn’t know it!) Oh, and yes, I feel dirty and slightly pervy for writing this post. AND I’m well aware Rob is NOT the main feature today, but hey, this whole Twilight business has “robbed my world” too, so it all works! And since it’s pretty obvious I’m turning into a Kristen fan (SHOCK!), then she gets to be playfully made fun of the way we all do Rob.


Twilight Takes On the Movie Awards (And I Take On Making Another Video!)

If you paid extra special attention to the MTV Movie Awards, you would have noticed a very odd choice for a song being played when they showed the clip of Twilight before the announcement of “Best Fight.” It was by and far, my favorite 80′s song EVERTake on Me by A-Ha!!

Thus inspiration struck, so I decided to try and make a video again. I think this one is WAY better (mainly cause I bought some software that is pretty cool)!Oh, and there is A LOT of KStew…get over it, I think I may like her now.

ENJOY!!!

Source: I got all these pics from the AMAZING FakerParis!! She is my ultimate picture enabler!

If you are wanting to embed, you can go to DailyMotion to make it easier. Please source me if you do use it!! Thanks!


Rob SWEEPS MTV Movie Awards…and me, right off my feet!!

I am STILL swooning over here!

I am STILL swooning over here!

I am still fangirl-ing like crazy right now, but I am going to try and write this post anyway. If there are random squees or black outs, I’m sorry. I just can’t help it!! SQUEEEEEE

First off, let me just say that I CANNOT remember the last time I watched the movie awards. I feel confident saying it’s been years. But look what Rob and Twilight have done to me. I’m sitting here squeeing like a little fangirl, shaking with anticipation, watching the New Moon trailer about 20 million times and have already downloaded it to my computer for future viewing!

So here is what is going to happen… I’m going to do this in order of the night and it let’s you RELIVE my experience… which was AMAZING!!! SQUEEEEEEE

Best Fight

Yeah, we could totally kick your ass...or at least our stunt doubles can! (Source Pillowbiters)

Yeah, we could totally kick your ass...or at least our stunt doubles can! (Source: Pillowbiters)

First Twilight award, and of course, Rob and Cam take it home!! Was anyone REALLY shocked? No, but I was still squeeing cause we got the first real taste of Rob, starting off the night right! YES!!! Afterwards, Rob said winning the award made him “feel tough…and hard.” I.AM.DIED

Best Breakthrough Male Performance

And I'd like to thank all the ladies over at LTR, for keeping it real...real hard. (Whoops, did I just say that? Yep, I did!)

And I'd like to thank all the ladies over at LTR, for keeping it real...real hard. (Whoops, did I just say that? Yep, I did!) (Source: FakerParis)

And finally, some alone time with Rob for all of us. *sigh* And his little comment about his pants…I can’t even remember because all I heard was pants and then I lost all track of what was happening. SQUEEEEEEE!!! And he was too cute with his little list so he wouldn’t forget anyone. *swoon* Alright, I better move on before I pass out…

Best Kiss

First off, before I go on, does anyone else think its funny that KStew made out with both the guys on stage? Oh, I guess if you haven’t seen Adventureland yet, then I gave something away. Whoops!

By far the hottest acceptance speech of the night (if not EVER!)… I.AM.DIED! Please relive below via screencaps!! (Thanks Random Acts of Rob!!)

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MORE AFTER THE JUMP, INCLUDING THE NEW MOON TRAILER!!!

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Just One Year Ago… Looking Back on the ’08 Movie Awards

As we get ready for this evening and the screams that will be heard world wide when the New Moon trailer is officially unveiled on the MTV Movie Awards tonight, I think it’s important that we look back to last year’s awards and see how Twilight really has changed EVERYTHING!

First off, a lot of us did not even have Twilight or Robert Pattinson on on our radar. Gasp… I know. Yes, everybody, I am a late comer to this game.But hey, let’s face it, better late then never!

Secondly, watch the fans…see how they aren’t even really looking in the direction of Rob and Kristen. Big difference to now, where red carpets are now full of screaming, crying and even fainting over the sight of Rob. In fact, from what I’ve read, it appears that after walking the carpet once, the Twilight stars had to go back and walk again so the press would realize they were actually actors. Can you believe it?!?

And finally, do they not seem to be completely underestimate the craziness that is coming on their horizon? Maybe they couldn’t see it (I mean, Alice is just a fictional character) or maybe they were just hoping it wouldn’t get to that point. For whatever reason, I love the real innocence of it all!

Don’t forget!! I will be live tweeting tonight throughout the show!! Be sure to join me!!


Now for MY Big Push…Vote for Rob!!

The MTV Awards are this Sunday and we all know that Rob and those other two Twilight peeps… oh yeah, Kristen and Jacob, will be there to present some awesome New Moon footage. See, I already know it will be awesome, cause it has to be. But wouldn’t it be nice if Rob could collect some awards while he is there? Of course it would, so you all need to get on the horn and VOTE!!

Here are the categories for Rob! (Just click on  the buttons to vote!)

Breakthrough Performance: Male Resist the urge to vote for a cute kid or the guy from Slumdog Millionaire (which I am sure was good, but haven’t seen it yet). You can justify it this way, its the only award that will get Rob on stage alone, this really is the role that is jump starting his career and you know what, he really effing deserves it. He deserves some award for having to put up with all the crazy Twi-hards!

Best Kiss We all know this has got to be the winner, hands down. No other kiss was even close to as hot as this one. Of course, that’s mainly cause Rob was not involved in any other kiss, so the others never stood a chance. This is the kiss that made my husband a unicorn. True story.

Best Fight If you don’t vote for this because of Rob, then you should vote because of Cam Gigandet and his AWESOME “Funny or Die” video. I mean, we really should give Cam as much love as we can. He doesn’t get to keep riding the Twilight franchise gravy train like everyone else!

And if you are feeling especially generous to the Twilight franchise, then you can vote in these other categories as well while you are there:

Then, after you vote, you should reward yourself. So, here is a little video I found on MsJBell‘s YouTube page, created by Late2thePartee! If there was ever a better song to put to the Cannes photo call, I can’t think of it!! You will love it!

SPECIAL NOTE: Be prepared and clear your schedule for Sunday night!! We will be live tweeting throughout the awards, and I promise you will not want to miss it! It will be EPIC!! More details will be released lat


New Moon Poster Causes Mass Hysteria… Or Was That Just Me?

Yesterday, approximately 8 p.m. CST, we all got what we’ve been waiting for… our first real peak into the New Moon movie when Spunk Ransom posted this:

Click for super huge, delicious untagged hotness!! (Untagged Version Courtesy of Twilighters Anonymous)

I don’t think I can even breathe while looking at this. The hotness is amazing, and November seems even further away! But, I wouldn’t be a good  blogger if I didn’t make a few notes/comments, so here I go:

  • Rob in what appears to be a slightly sparkly shirt that I now love. The blue shirt may not have anything on this combo! The boy looks good in black, just face facts! And, do I see me some more hand porn? Rob’s hands looks like they are ready to rip someone’s head off… and that looks so damn sexy! You know I like my bad boys.
  • Just keep chanting…. Taylor is only 17, Taylor is only 17, Taylor is only 17. He’s definitely got some muscles that are catching my eye!
  • KStew, you know, the more I see ya, the more I like ya! And this picture makes you look HAWT! You definitely look like a girl worth fighting over, and I’m excited to see how this all plays out. And what is that bracelet you are wearing, cause I kinda want that now.
  • Poster designer guy, you actually blew all the fan made posters out of the water!! I wasn’t sure it could be done, but here we are, and I <3 your face for that!

Think my hubby will go for hanging this one over my bed? Okay, maybe I’ll wait for the Edward poster and I’ll get him a Bella one and we can both be happy!

And special thanks to the goof up at Washingtong Post. This may end up getting you fired, but you managed to make my Monday so amazing. If you need work, you can always help me ghost write on my blog. I don’t pay well, but hey, it’s work!


Twilight Songs Spoofs!!

Another find by my dear hubby, the unicorn! These videos are song spoofs of Twilight, and they are pretty hilarious! These are both from Sunshine Soulmate on YouTube.

Enjoy!!

And the SEQUEL!! (Which I think is EVEN better!)


More amazing fanmade videos…

I love Youtube! It is helping to fill that void that exists while I wait for November 20. Here are a few new ones I have found that are so amazing, I even save them to my iPhone.

Enjoy!!

This one is best watched in HD, and will BLOW your mind! (Thanks @lime_slice for pointing this one out to me!)

Love the honeymoon part of this. Gives us just a little more…

And this one for the great song!!


The Best of Rob Outtakes!!

This week, we’ve seen a flurry of new outtakes of Rob. Funny, cause most of the outtakes are as good, if not better, then the pics that ran originally.

So, to honor this sudden release of numerous new photos, I’m dedicating this blog to all my Twilight/Rob girls and posting their, as well as my, fave outtakes of all time!! Enjoy, cause my girls have good taste!!

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So James Dean-esque. Very Sexy!! Outtake from ???

So James Dean-esque. Very Sexy!! Outtake from ??? (We can't remember, but we don't care!)

Hey baby, if you don't mind, maybe later we could (you fill in blank)! Outtake from Dossier

Hey baby, if you don't mind, maybe later we could (you fill in blank)! Outtake from Dossier

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Also my personal fave GQ outtake. I have theory about having seen this is the equivelent to seeing Rob in his underwear.

Also my personal fave GQ outtake. I have theory about having seen this is the equivelent to seeing Rob in his underwear.

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Hey babe, let me help you out with that!! One of the newest GQ outtakes!

Hey babe, let me help you out with that!! One of the newest GQ outtakes!

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Oh, I like scruffy Rob, but rronika like Grizzly Adams Rob. Outtake from ???

Oh, I like scruffy Rob, but rronika like Grizzly Adams Rob. Outtake from LA Times

And, of course, some of my faves…after the jump!!

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