This whole Breaking Dawn movie has almost felt as if it wasn’t even happening. I mean, are we even sure that they are really in Baton Rouge filming? How can there be no photographic proof? Fans in Louisiana can’t be THAT normal, right? Pictures or it didn’t happen.
And finally… PROOF! Robward still exists!
Now, I could bore you with all the far away “is that so and so?” and “which ones Rob again?” pictures, or we can jump right into it. No playing around here. All I want to see is the super creepily zoomed in ones where I can make completely inaccurate predictions of Rob’s mood and/or thoughts at the time.
Like this…
He’s just thinking about wanting a sandwich. Trust me. I can tell.
Clearly he is thinking about how damn good he looks in a dark shirt and dark jeans. Wait, that may be me.
Bet he’s just counting down the days till he can quit wearing that awful makeup. I know I am.
With the movies in Rob’s current and immediate future, seeing him in a wedding ring ain’t gonna be no big thang anymore.
What do you think of the pics? Not great, but at least we kn0w they weren’t lying to us, right? Cause I was starting to have my doubts. And you can’t trust Summit.
Photos: @SaintsNurse aka the only girl in Baton Rouge with a camera
This was a really good week for vids. I mean, damn. Why can’t all weeks be this good? Who knows. Let’s enjoy it while we have it. Honestly, I could have posted more, but there were so many “just the tip” ones and I didn’t want to go crazy.
Either way, I think you’ll be happy today. Enjoy!
Robert Pattinson… damn your sexiness!
This one from 85Dreamingcan be a bit seizure inducing, but worth it. Lots of great pics, and you know how I have a soft spot for people who take the time to make pictures kind of play out. This one does that. Plus, has Golden Globes Rob. And I really do love GG Rob. Like whoa.
I like black and white. A lot. Therefore, I really like this video from StavrinaCrazyStyle. It’s good, but at about 1:50, it gets really good. So hang in there for it. Plus, I kinda dig this song.
Robert Pattinson – Futuristic Lover
That’s it. I’m retiring this song. I will not post any more vids with this song. maria4ever7‘s video will be the last one you see with this song. And it’s good, so it’ll be nice to retire on a good note.
Robert Pattinson: Come on Closer
Um, this is definitely NSFW. So if you are at work, move along. Srsly. It’s not often I blush while watching a video, but beanene1succeeded in making me do it. It has a little bit more pornographic scenes then I typically like, but I know some of you really dig that, so who am I to deny?
Rehab for the ROBsessed – Long live ROBsession!
Let’s close up this post with an oldie but a goodie. One nice thing about Biel aka petitBiel1reposting all her vids is it’s like a walk down memory lane. And this one, oh man. It makes my tummy all fluttering.
Goodness. We are hardcore in yellow on the Rob Drought advisory scale. I went back to read my description on yellow and I tell you… I nailed it!
YELLOW = Drought Risk: ELEVATED
It’s been about a week. No sign of Rob. Hmm. I’m started to miss him, but not too much. Although, the well for blog postings is starting to run dry. It sure would be nice for him to stick his head out soon and give me some good jawporn to talk about. I’m a bit worried this lapse of sightings may draw out.
I think this elevated status of Rob missing-ness is making people lose their cool.
For example, the Oscars and the Razzies. Yeah, Rob was nominated for a Razzie. Okay. So what? I mean, we all know Twilight is the butt of all of the Hollywood jokes, not matter how much money it makes, so of course the movie and the main actors are going to get nominated for the Razzie. Do I think they deserved to throw Remember Me in there? No, but I am over it. Well, I was never even under it. I just don’t care.
But damn, some people were really angry. I mean, really angry. Everyone knows he was nominated last year, right? It’s not that big of a deal. Let’s concentrate on looking forward in the career, not backward. You’ll be much happier that way.
BUT, let’s not get all crazy with the forward looking. Since the Oscar list came out today, people were already getting antsy about next year’s noms, and some were throwing Rob’s name out there. I mean, I would love to see that as much as the next person, but we haven’t even SEEN Water for Elephants yet. A bunch of people thought Remember Me would be the break out, Oscar-nominated role as well before it came out. But, uh, that didn’t quite go as planned now did it?
So, I am begging all of you… let’s just play it cool fangirls. Let’s not be those crazy fangirls that every one is rolling their eyes at. Let’s be normal. Let’s enjoy all the build up and good things that are being said, but not go too crazy.
And srsly, let’s start a freakin’ countdown to April, cause I cannot wait. Actually, I cannot wait till March when all the promos start. Promos make for such good blogging fodder.
Shall we watch the trailer again? Cause honestly, that’s what I do right now when I get to missing Rob.
Sometimes I see videos that kind of creep me out. And I can’t even figure out why.
That’s what happened with the following videos. I can’t figure out why they are creeping me out, but I feel like I am looking at something I’m not supposed to be seeing. This fan, this lucky, lucky fan, got to sit like 2 rows behind the trinity at the People’s Choice Awards. And well, watch and see… (p.s. There is major fangirling that happens. Your speakers have been warned.)
Why do I feel weird? It’s like I’m peeking in on some private convo, even if I can’t hear anything. But at the same time… I am completely fascinated. Like, I can’t stop watching. I’m trying to determine body language and read lips, which I am terrible at. And then I feel guilty for trying to gleam so much from so little.
I can’t blame the girl for getting this. I mean, I probably would have done the same had I hide the mind set to be able to hold a camera steady enough since I’ve pretty much proven that I will hyperventilate if Rob is within 200 yards of me.
What do you all think of these vids? Are they just as fascinating to you? Or do you feel that twinge of guilt? Or both, like me?
I’m starting to feel like Bel Ami is like the ‘Little Engine that Could”. It keeps trying to push up that mountain, and we all keep on hoping it will make it. It’s definitely been a crazy ride so far, but as long as we keep getting these little gifts, I will enjoy it.
I’m gonna assume this is a still from early in the movie, since SPOILER ALERT 1) he appears to actually be writing (we all know he quits that later in the book); and, 2) he just looks younger and slightly rougher. More like a man still on the bottom rung then on the top. Either way, Rob continues to look all yummy in this period clothing.
And, a potential bright spot on the site with this image… there is a document on the site that lists a potential release time frame… autumn. Could mean anything. They could even be completely wrong. However, using this marketing background I have, this is how I would do it…
Of course, we all know the first round of Breaking Dawn will be out in November. The end of November to be exact. That means sometime in October, the madness from the Twilight fans will begin to set in. They will do anything to see some part of the movie… even if it’s just a little piece of Rob in the little indie film that could. No, I am not above using Twilight promo to help benefit our little engine that could. It makes good sense. And maybe the Bel Ami people are thing that. Or not. Who knows?
All I know is this, give me Rob sexing it up in a period piece soon, or mama is not gonna be happy. And you don’t want to see mama when she’s not happy.
What do you all think? Can you make it till the end of the year? Or were you kind of hoping for a summer release in order to spread the Rob out through the year?
Oh, and speaking of Twilight, this sweet girl sent me an email about her dissertation where she is surveying fans. So, if you have a spare 5 minutes, help her out and take it!
Personally, I think this is a pretty good turnout on vids. Yeah, it’s only 3, but damn. All 3 deserve to be watched multiple times. So do that. Watch them now. Then tomorrow. Maybe one more time on Sunday. And then watch Rob on the Golden Globes Sunday night! Oh, and be sure to be reading Cosmopolis. Geez, that’s a lot of homework. You better get on it!
Rob – Let’s Turn the Naughty On
Obvs, this is one of the hot videos. A good mix of old and new, and on the chorus, Jennylynn421 always hits it with a clip of some Remember Me sexy times. This is just an all around good start to your Friday. Trust. P.S. The song drops the f-bomb, so if you are watching at work, you may want to cut the volume down a bit.
rob ● I Don’t Care
Gah. Even though I got a little epileptic in the middle, this video by masha9064 contains all kinds of hotness. And lots and lots of Rob smiles and goofiness! I can’t say enough good stuff about it! Instead I’ll just watch it again.
100% Robert Pattinson Content: Pure Unadulterated Sexy Bliss [Part 1 of 7] – Miles Away
As many of you may know, Biel had her account deleted, but no fear. She has a new one: petitBiel1So subscribe and do what you gotta do not to miss any vids. She reuploaded all her 100% vid, and I wanted to post this one since it was one of the first vids I can remember from my fledgling days in the fandom. ::sigh:: And oldie, but def a goody!
It was 5 p.m. I was driving in my car and checking my Twitter. At the stop lights, people. I want to LIVE! And I saw the tweet that a pic of Edward and Bella was shown on the TV. The first REAL pic from the set of Breaking Dawn. AND on top of that, it was from the honeymoon and everyone kept talking about them being in a very compromising position. With Edward on top. Just how I always imagined it. ::sigh::
So, the excitement was building, people were going bat shit crazy on Twitter and all I am thinking is, this is it. The holy grail of all movie stills. I run and open the still and I get this:
And all I could think was…
That was it? I am so underwhelmed.
I’m guessing you all think I am crazy right? It’s Rob naked in a bed. How could I not be all fangirly?
Well, first, it’s Rob’s naked shoulders. I’d be excited if I hadn’t already seen that and more in Remember Me. To me, this is just a continued reminder of how downplayed the scenes will be anyway since it’s a PG-13 movie. This isn’t fan fiction people. It’s still fade to black.
You know what I do like about this picture? The color is gorgeous. Robward looks amazing and sweet and so much less pale. Kristen’s skin is flawless, which makes me sick with jealousy. I definitely see Edward and Bella, even if it isn’t that much different then some of the better manips peeps have been making.
Maybe I’m just getting a little bit exhausted of Twilight. The excitement I had 2 years ago is just not even close to the same level it is now. Give me a pic of Rob in any other movie, and I am excited. But man, I just can’t seem to muster that same level of fangirly-ness at all when it comes to Breaking Dawn.
I’m sure I’ll be singing a different tune when November rolls around. Cause really, Condon looks to be doing a fantabulous job so far. I’m hoping he can give us a finale that will satisfy the fandom. And make me fangirl like a mofo.
What are you thinking? Are you underwhelmed like me, or are you bursting at the seems excited!
I’m definitely starting to feel the effects of a Yellow Alert. It’s been a full week, so we can safely move into this level, yeah?
Frequent guest blogger Stephanie sent me this last week, and I had to post it cause anytime someone gets on to my husband other then me, it kind of rules!
So it’s the New Year, and I’m hoping it’s going to be a better year for me because really, last year, not so great. Not horrible I guess, but it definitely could have been better. To cap off my year, my New Year’s Eve did not go as planned to say the least (Christmas tree came crashing down in my living room and then my car decided to break and needed to be towed. REALLY? FML). So I’m hoping that’s not a sign of things to come. But it has me thinking, what are my wishes for this New Year?
Well of course there’s this wish. Why not?
On the Rob front it’s shaping up to be a great year and that is a VERY good thing. I mean come on, we are going to get Water for Elephants. After all the waiting and drooling we’ve done, we are finally gonna get it and I for one am super excited. It will be a little strange though. Up until November we will all be Team Jacob. That’s something I don’t think I’ve ever said before. Weird! Hopefully some time not too long after we recover from the hotness that is Jacob Jankowski we’ll be killed again by Bel Ami and Georges DuRoy *fingers and toes crossed* and this is also a VERY good thing!!! Super smexy time with our man, yes please!! After this I think we will need a great deal of recovery time, not to mention a whole new panty supply before November comes and we get Breaking Dawn Part 1 and are back to team Edward (feathers, broken headboards, bruises, SEX and no fade to black please and thank you). Phew, sounds like an outstanding year to me so far.
First Jacob,
then Georges,
then Edward. So many Rob’s so little time!
So I ask, what could make it better? What could possibly improve this year full of Rob goodness? I can’t think of much, but, oh, maybe this one thing . . . MORE SHAGDADDY POSTS!!! Yup, there, I said it. Amber asked, and I listened. Maybe we need a man’s perspective a little more often in RMW land. I think we do. We can fan girl and he can man crush. The two just naturally go together hand and hand like peanut butter and jelly or me and Rob (he just doesn’t know it yet). Do you see what I’m saying?? And do you all agree??
Jumping Rob agrees!
Well, do you agree?! Guilt him in the comments! Go on. DO IT!
Yes, my title is a Metric song (with seemingly fitting lyrics). And the song is cool so you will deal with it.
Anyways, yesterday was one of those days that truly does not come often enough. Are you ready?
ROB IS ON FOR A NEW MOVIE!!!!!
Okay, deep breaths. Srsly, these are the days I live for. I mean, I love drooling over a pretty photo or two, but movies are where it is at. It means Rob is still going. Still working that career and still making pretty damn good choices outside of Twilight!! PLUS, I get to add a new blog category! EXCITING!
So, what is this movie you ask? What is it about?
Of course, it’s based on a book (since apparently those are the only movies Rob signs on for), Cosmopolis, which I am having a hell of a time pronouncing. Good thing I write a blog instead of something that involves me talking. So here is what Amazon says about the book:
DeLillo skates through a day in the life of a brilliant and precocious New Economy billionaire in this monotone 13th novel, a study in big money and affectlessness. As one character remarks, 28-year-old Eric Packer “wants to be one civilization ahead of this one.” But on an April day in the year 2000, Eric’s fortune and life fall apart. The story tracks him as he traverses Manhattan in his stretch limo. His goal: a haircut at Anthony’s, his father’s old barber. But on this day his driver has to navigate a presidential visit, an attack by anarchists and a rapper’s funeral. Meanwhile, the yen is mounting, destroying Eric’s bet against it. The catastrophe liberates Eric’s destructive instinct-he shoots another character and increases his bet. Mostly, the action consists of sequences in the back of the limo (where he stages meetings with his doctor, various corporate officers and a New Economy guru) interrupted by various pit stops. He lunches with his wife of 22 days, Elise Shifrin. He has sex with two women, his art consultant and a bodyguard. He is hit in the face with a pie by a protester. He knows he is being stalked, and the novel stages a final convergence between the ex-tycoon and his stalker.
Rob’s character is Eric, which will give #HotEric multiple meanings and that rules. The book sounds a bit crazy and weird, which is I’m sure the reason why Rob would go with it. Let’s be honest though, I saw the words sex, limo and pie in the face, and I was sold!
Plus, this movie is a milestone. It’ll be his first movie after the end of Twilight. Oh happy day!
Oh, and ladies, you know we are gonna have to put some time in and learn more about this movie. We are definitely doing book club on the blog! I’ll figure out the deets (when we’ll start, schedule, etc.) and post them next week.
Disclaimer… word is the role is in final negotiations, but it’s close to a done deal. So, there is a chance it may not happen. But hey, I’m a glass half full kind of girl, so let’s not think too long and hard (TWSS) on that.
Something else happened yesterday too. What was it….. oh yeah, that’s right. The People’s Choice Awards. I almost forgot due to the fact that the movie news is so much awesome-er then some silly awards show that really doesn’t count. But no worries, I still got the goods for you!
First up, the montage for Rob on Movie Stars Under 25. We’ll just pretend we didn’t hear them state that Rob plays guitar in a band when that is such an obvious rumor of the untrue variety.
How about some awkward KStew for you? You know I love her, and she looked amazing! I’m serious. This may have been one her best award show looks yet.
I don’t care what anyone says, I found this hilarious. Let the awkwardness runneth over!
AND…. just in case you haven’t had enough awkward, the acceptance speech!! (Don’t die from Rob adorableness! Trust me. It’s hard not to do!)
And, of course, some pics for of Rob for you in the shiteous gold jacket. You broke my heart with that jacket Rob. Broke. My. Heart.
A new year and I am ready for it! And with a new year comes a new set of Rob Resolutions! However, I am putting some more thought into these so I ain’t gonna post ‘em till tomorrow. I figure I’m pretty safe and nothing too crazy will happen in the first four days of this year.
So first, while I am working on the 2011 resolutions, we gotta go back to my resolutions from last year and see if I made any of them happen. It’s been a crazy good Rob year for me, so I have a good feeling about this…
Can you see him?!? Items in picture are closer then they appear. Trust.
The ultimate resolution… meet Rob. But since I want to be borderline realistic with my resolutions, so I’m gonna settle with seeing the pretty in person.
MAJOR WIN! Glad I like to keep things realistic, cause I failed to meet Rob. ::sigh:: I put myself in all the right places, but all I found wasJason Segal and Jake Gyllenhaal instead. However, I did see him in person. It. Was. GOOD! I mean srsly, I highly recommend it for anyone cause the boy is so much prettier in person. I fangirled like a mofo. That was kind of the high point of my year. Not even lying!
Major Fail! I failed this one so hard. I tried and tried to get him to post, but he literally wrote like 2 posts this year alone and contributed to 2 others. All this after he promised us he would write one post a week and he hung us all out to dry. Liar, liar pants on fire. Please feel free to boo him on Twitter or in the comments.
Read more fan fiction.
Half fail! Funny thing is, I thought this was the one gimme on the list. It’d be easy peasy for my to fulfill. But after half the year was gone I started falling out of reading fan fiction and started reading more ::gasp:: real books. Weird, right? I mean, I still read fan fiction, but I only read the updates to the ones I’ve started. I can’t even tell you the last time I started a new one. I am still kinda shocked by this one, really.
Set a world record for the number of times I see Remember Me.
Fail! I can’t call this a major one because really, it wasn’t my fault. I saw the movie twice, which was good, but let’s behonest. I don’t think I could I have gone and seen that movie over and over and over again. The heart fail was way too much. I think I would have had to go to therapy if I’d have saw it too many times. But hey, I was still proud as I could be for Rob no matter what other people say!
I tried Rob, but the heartfail was just too much!
Sneaky like get a current real life friend to join me in the Robsession. I just want to see if I can use my mad ninja skills to sneakily get them in on all this.
Major Fail! I never ever really got ballsy enough to make this one happen. I just didn’t want to put myself out there, cause ya know, I didn’t want a real life friend to think I was a loon. In fact, most of my real life friends and family know I went to LA but have NO idea why. They really honestly think it was just a trip with girlfriends. Maybe one day I’ll tell them… but probably not.
Take a weekend to go set-stalking.
Major Fail! Srsly, I though this one was set to happen. TSD and I were totally going to go to Baton Rouge for a weekend just to see what we could find. And then, well, the year kind of slipped away from us. I still kind of want to do this. Not in a hard core way, but more in a “I’ll just traipse around town until I run into Rob kind of way.” Yep. That’ll do!
Continue to keep all this business away from my family.
MAJOR WIN! Still, no one knows. Other then my mom. But I don’t count her cause she is my mom. But srsly, it is all quiet with the rest of the fam. I thought for sure someone would figure out the LA trip, but nope! All is still quiet with them, and I plan to keep it that way!
Wow. I did AWESOME with my resolutions! Yeah, yeah… I guess technically I failed most of the resolutions, but I got the ones that truly mattered. Hiding the Rob bidness from my family and, of course, seeing Rob in person. BIG ups to me!
While I’m working on 2011 today, what do you all think I should strive to achieve this year? Duh, we know I need to meet Rob, but what else? What would you resolve to do when it comes to Rob?
