Few things leave me without words and in a fit of giggles so uncontrollable that I have to excuse myself. This was one of those things.

First, some back story…

A couple of weeks ago, a company which makes personalized romance novels (I know, bear with me!) contacted me and asked if I’d be interested in being an affiliate for their company. That essentially means that if I post a link to their site on my blog and someone buys a novel, then I get a minuscule cut of the sale. I went ahead and signed up, not knowing if I ever would put it on my site but just to see what it was about.

Flash forward to yesterday… I finally logged in to have a look and it was everything I thought it would be. But the best part, the BEST PART of the site is that you can preview the novels before you buy. And guess who couldn’t resist…me!

So, enter a little information about me, a little information about a certain Mr. Rob Pattinson and like magic…PattinPorn made just for me! (Thanks JAG for the term!)

Enjoy! (Yes, this is really about to happen.)

Vampire Kisses

A college campus is the setting for Vampire Kisses and where Amber and Rob first cross paths. It’s love at first sight, but as they become closer, Amber discovers that Rob has a horrifying

Oh Rob! You and your vamp teeth dripping essence. Or is that drool? Ewwwww....

secret – he’s a vampire doomed to a bloodthirsty immortality!

Although Amber senses danger beneath his soft-spoken manner, and even after Rob himself warns her away, Amber is drawn to this creature of the night and loves him as she has loved no other.

Rob looked at Amber, green eyes bright with passion; his hands shook. “Are you sure?”

She took his face in her hands, drew him near for a kiss as she gazed into his green eyes. His fangs fully extended; she traced them with her tongue, loving the taste of him. “I am.” It felt like a vow.  “I love you.”  Amber ran her fingers through his brown hair then pulled him to her.

He stood it as long as he could, then another moment longer. But finally he had to move, or come undone.

Rob trailed kisses along her collarbone, nibbled her earlobe, making his way to the nape of her neck. Amber moaned beneath his attention, the sound making him shake with yearning, thirst, desire, and love. He hesitated for one eternal moment, fangs extended to their full length, throbbing, dripping the essence of his need onto Amber, her perfect skin glistening in the dim light. Slowly, but with nothing of uncertainty – he bit down not quite tenderly, knowing she would enjoy the feel of his teeth – but carefully to cause no pain. His fangs sank within her, pressed home, revealing incredible sensations for both lovers, a new consummation. Her heartbeat raced through them both. Amber kept her back straight and her shoulders remained still, but her thighs and hips rolled sensuously as music moved through her and her blood sang…

If you are seriously sold on this, then please order away! I can always use a few extra bucks! Or maybe you just want to play with the preview option cause it is effing hilarious!

And because I couldn’t resist. Here is one more for you…right after the jump! Continue reading