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Weekend Round Up, Cause Too Much Happened That You Don’t Want to Miss

While you all had your nose stuck in Cosmopolis this weekend and were trying to figure out how it all would end, there was a BUNCH of other Rob-centric things happening. Some made me happy. Others sad. You’ll see why.

Water for Elephants premiere in NYC on April 17

This is the one thing that made me sad. I had heard a rumor awhile back that the premiere would be in New York and Hibbits confirmed it. Yay! I’d never been to New York City, the plane tickets were a bit cheaper, it was all looking like me and TheShagDaddy might be flying out to be there. But then I noticed the date, which is April 17. AND, I can’t be there. Stupid work and real life will keep me at home that night, which makes me super sad. I was already jones-ing to see Rob in person again sans Twilight fans. Oh well. Maybe some of you can go, and take pictures, and report back. Let us know if you are going in the comments, but hey, don’t rub it in too much.

New Water for Elephants Poster

And on to happier news… THIS!

Why hello Robowski feature!

Let me go ahead and say it… best movie poster featuring Rob EVER! I love how all the posters tell little stories, this one being totally different then the first. Plus, damn if that boy ain’t pretty in this. The suspenders slay me.

The more that comes out about this movie, the more excited I am.It’s good source material and it’s a high quality movie. And we finally get to see Rob as a man, which I think we all needed. Is it April yet?

Rob in Vanity Fair again?!?

Maybe. I’d post the tweet where the guy said Rob had just finished a shoot for Vanity Fair, but alas, the tweet was deleted. Which means one thing… someone talked when he wasn’t supposed to. Amazing how often that happens on Twitter. But let’s go ahead and dream of the last Vanity Fair shoot, which gave us about a bazillion new, super hot pictures and HOPE that is what we see looks something close to this…

It’s not a crazy thought that this may be happening. With Water for Elephants and Breaking Dawn coming soon, now is the time for promotional photoshoots and interviews. Which reminds me… it’s really almost promo time for Water for Elephants. EEP! I may be more excited for all the new foder for the blogging fire. Woo hoo!!

Robward Playing Some Tunes in Breaking Dawn

Now, I almost didn’t post this cause I think everyone is getting their hopes up for something else. What was said is Rob will be shown playing the piano in Breaking Dawn, but a lot of people are taking it totally different. Like “Rob will be on the soundtrack” different. Now, could Rob show up on the soundtrack? I’m sure he could, but as of right now, he’s just playing a piano in a movie. Sort of. I mean, you’ll see him playing, but the score version will still be heard. So really, all we are getting is seeing Rob playing the piano in the movie.

Is that about as clear as mud? So please everyone, chillax. And keep your hopes on the soundtrack low, that way if it happens we can all be surprised together!

What a weekend, but seriously Rob, can you do this stuff during the week? Cause you know, this catching up shizz is hard. Please and thank you!


I Am Constantly Surprised…

What surprises me you say? Rob winning best dressed awards. Ever. And for like the billionth time it seems, Rob won another best dressed, this time from Glamour UK. I will give them credit. At least they posted a decent picture this time after I gave them a major tongue lashing about their lack of quality pictures.

Oh, fun fact. As this picture is being taken, I am behind Rob in the ESPN Zone balcony. AS THIS IS BEING TAKEN! And as you can guess, I was losing my shit. Cause deep down, I’m a major fangirl,

Anyway, I digress. Rob is a great looking guy, and when other people are picking out his clothes, they are quality! We know this. If we are only looking at THESE pictures…

… then yes, Rob is best dressed. But we all know these days are the exception, not the norm, for Mr. Pattinson. He is not rocking the skinny tie or the hot suit or even a non holey t-shirt on most occasions. So when I see that Rob is voted best dressed, I don’t think of the above pictures. No, I think of these pictures…

So listen, ladies and magazines… let’s get real. Rob is not the best dressed. Don’t humor us and think giving him this title will move more magazines off the shelf. It won’t, unless that magazine includes pictures that rival those of GQ, Vanity Fair or Details. No? Then let’s give it to some man who probably really deserves it. I would suggest someone else, but let’s face it, I only have eyes for hobos!


It’s Been A Good Run VF.Com

Today marks the end of an era. The final outtakes for the most F*UCKHAWT of all the Rob photo shoots ever were posted, which makes me sad spice in addition to insanely turned on. Weird, I know.

And I’m telling you all now, we should petition and see if VF did a video of the shoot like they did the first shoot. Cause I would pay some money to see that. Seriously. Alright, time to show the pictures.

I know baby. My heart is racing too. Or maybe you're playing with your nipple? Either way, I'm kind of liking it.

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Getting Ready for the Holiday Drought

It’s coming. I knew it would come. I went through it last year and I know how painfully hard the days can be. Time to get your things together and have your emergency kits ready to go, cause it is just about time for things to slow waaaaaay down.

What do you need?

1. ALL the Vanity Fair pics, saved safe and sound on your hard drive for super easy access. Or, even better, send those things off and get a Photobook made! I can’t think of a better gift for your self this holiday season (and potential draught).

C'mon ladies! Need some ideas for the text!!

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Vanity Fair Saves the Rob Lust!

I have to admit, the past few days have been hard. This kind of happens to me sometimes. Especially when this Sam guy comes strolling around and being all swoony pants, like he did this weekend. Damn him. Even the 1.3 seconds he mentioned Rob (not by me bringing it up, mind you), I was all about Sam. But you know what, this is a Rob blog dammit.

So guess who came in and saved the day for you all of my lovely Rob-Hards? That’s right, more outtakes from the BEST photo shoot ever… Vanity Fair. If you are ever in a Rob slump, I swear these pictures are the best way to break out it. Get read to be died…

If this is what Rob looks like sleeping, I doubt he'd ever get sleep in my bed. Just sayin'.

Um, sweetie? Gonna need you to go ahead and uncover the sex hair. It's DYING to be free!

Srsly, will the Rob in a meadow fantasies never end? No? Good....

Apparently corn-on-the-dob turns me on. Please don't let there be any at Thanksgiving! Mental note: Bring extra panties!

And here are the rest for you “personal” enjoyment! Be sure to take lots of deep breathes while looking. Don’t need anyone at the hospital!


The Hawtness Continues, With A Special Robler Surprise!

You know how you know it’s going to be a fantastic day? When you wake up late, your daughter throws a major hiss fit about getting dressed, your son pees on the floor, but then you get to work and the world is made right by Vanity Fair. All that other stuff didn’t really matter, cause today was perfect because of these…

Oh my. Be still my heart. I can’t handle Rob fondling himself. Oh, and I also have to say that the hair is on FIRE in this picture!

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Sorry for the unexpected break…

I had one of the best nights ever last night. I got to accompany TheShagDaddy to his first ever home football game for the University of Oklahoma last night. (If you follow us on Twitter, you know we are huge fans!) We watched our guys detroy Texas A&M 65-10, ate some dinner, picked up our kids, came home and crashed.

Great nights sometimes equal no post for you guys. But trust, I’ll be back tomorrow full speed. Notice I’ve been taking a lot of breaks lately, and I hope you all are cool with it. Got lots of real life stuff going on and sometimes I just need the break!

I leave you with the latest in Vanity Fair Rob, who is STILL the BEST Rob, in my humble opinion!

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VF Rob Makes Me Love Things I Never Loved Before

It’s not often I blog about the same thing 2 days in a row. But then again, it’s not often I am hit with such a flurry of hawt ass pics of Rob that I can’t even concentrate on anything else!

That’s when I starting realizing that things I never thought were sexy are really freakin’ sexy once associated with Rob. Shall I demonstrate? Oh yes, I shall! I’d like to present to you…

THINGS ONLY ROB CAN MAKE SEXY!

Sexy Item #1 – Corn on the cob & a lobster bib

This item, typically seen in your local Red Lobster or other random seafood joint, is normally far and away from sexy. First the bib. What are you 3?!? Man up and eat food without getting it on your shirt. And then, corn on the cob, the food experts tell you to never eat on a first date cause it makes a nasty mess of the teeth that is disgusting.

But then there is Rob…

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rpat7sharpHawt DAMN! Now I can never walk into a Red Lobster without a change of underwear in the bag. Corn on the cob? Can’t that around the kiddies without making unnecessary noises. And finally, a  Rolling Rock? Yeah! Rob has moved on to beer I ACTUALLY like! Yep, I said it. I don’t like Heineken and that is okay! You know what would be hotter? A freakin’ Bud Light. Just drink up that American beer and set me on fire!

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Vanity Fair Rob Sent Me Into a State of Euphoria!

I’m trying to formulate the right words to sum up all of the feelings I had yesterday when the Vanity Fair pics of Rob showed up on the interwebs. All 14 of them.

First, I was died.

Second, I experienced extreme euphoria after recovering from my early demise.

Third, I was sad because I do not have the magazine in my hands yet.

Then finally, I was ecstatic because someone detagged the photos and I could right-click-save and feel good about it. And could share with all of you (and of course add my own little notes and comments to each picture!).

rpat8sharp‘Hey guys. Why do you have that camera?!? I thought the shoot started at 1. It’s clearly 12:58. C’mon, let’s be simple about this.’ (I won’t even comment on the size of that shoe, but GAH!) Continue reading


Weekly Dose of Rob Video Goodness!

First off, a big Happy Halloween to everyone!! In preparation for getting you (or your kids) all costumed up and the inevitable OD on sugar, why not enjoy some Rob in motion?

Now before anyone whines that I did not post the Vanity Fair pics that popped up yesterday, I just want to say this. I am choosing to wait till I have the high quality ones and the interview. I can do so much more with that then screencap pictures from a TV show. However, here is the video clip where those pictures were seen:

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